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Dr Dan Gerpeniz

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
checking in on pitt’s camp
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“Just a master. Like the van Gogh of painting. Just in control from the first stroke to the last.” Summer McIntosh tried to conquer the greatest female swimmer ever, and the result was the best distance race ever swam, a Katie Ledecky gold, and a hard, hard lesson. www.thestar.com/sports/amate...
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Bruce Arthur: Inside the race of the century, where Summer McIntosh tried to conquer 800 ‘master’ Katie Ledecky, but fell just short
The 800-metre freestyle was an all-time race, but McIntosh faded at the end to take bronze. Five world swimming championship golds will have to wait.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Phillies made a hype video for their ball boy Adam, who is on the ballot for the ball crew at the MLB All-Star Game. Hell yeah!
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This is setting up for ND losing by 40 in the national championship isn’t it?
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Depending on this game, Texas could end up facing the ACC champ, Big 12 champ, and the Big 10 champ
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Honda Days to all those who celebrate
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/01/2025
Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome…
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That boy had the college football 25 kick meter 😭
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, GREG UNCRUSTABLES ARE DUMPLINGS ROLOS ARE DUMPLINGS GUSHERS ARE DUMPLINGS
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
they should put the head coach or the losing team in the toaster also and he should go out holding hands with the pop tart
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
REVENGE
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Triple option fleaflicker that only gained yards because of a penalty is the 2024 usc microcosm
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Definitely some irony that the bowl games are this dramatic the first year of the expanded playoff
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ideal mix of sweaty players, dairy, and eggs
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Feels wrong, but USC and A&M are the same team right now
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Respect to the tech defender celebrating after a 1 yard gain down 17
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Pop-tart marketing team reporting in from the year 3000
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 28/12/2024
New favorite part of the Pop-Tarts Bowl: That they asked for and received permission from the NCAA to put sprinkles on the field.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My dad was a man who Ray Goff once drove to Atlanta to fight while he was Georgia’s head coach, who met Duane Allman bc they had the same weed guy in Macon, who talked his way into the 1965 flea flicker win over Bama on his first day on campus. Still I am gobsmacked by the pure uncut Georgianess.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Since I’ve been telling stories about my father the Georgia Man, here’s a pic. Dad’s on the left. (I’m down front with my little brother, not having a good time.)
A photo of a Polaroid of five people on the practice field at UGA. In the back row, my father is wearing pleated khaki shorts, a baby blue polo shirt, and black aviators. He and a buddy are flanking a Georgia football player in uniform (red jersey #68 and silver britches) with a shaved head and the biggest shoulder pads ever produced by science. Down front, my little brother and I are in Georgia t-shirts, red faced and extremely unhappy in the heat and humidity. My brother is so red that I’m genuinely sort of surprised he’s still alive.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
UL-La letting him get away, given he’s from FL, is a crazy oversight. They had like a 1000 mi advantage
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Drew @dschnoeb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
A gold cybertruck with the words “#1 HAIR TRANSPLANT” in all caps on the side
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nonsense, mayo good on everything
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Time to share this holiday classic. www.welcometohellworld.com/how-can-i-lo...
We have a few holiday traditions in the O’Neil family. We gather around the piano singing “I’ll Be Home for Christmas.” My mother pesters me about when I’m going to give her some grandchildren (never mind that she has five). And then later, once all the other guests have gone, we sit around the kitchen table while my mother cries about the saddest moment of her life.

This year, out of the blue, we got to skip the nagging and the crying. My mother had gotten three new grandchildren all at once a few months before, when a long-lost older sister of mine—the subject of her annual tears—materialized in our lives like a plot contrivance. I know it’s a cliché to say that life feels like fiction, but what else do you call it when a mysterious stranger appears from your past?

Four years before I was born, when my mother and biological father were just 15 years old, they had their first child together. This being the early 1970s, the baby was whisked away before she even realized what was going on, during a high school winter recess. Not that she wouldn’t have placed the baby for adoption, but she never had the chance to discuss it, nor had she ever resolved the matter with her own mother, who died in 2009—almost two years to the day before my lost sister returned.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/12/2024
glassdoor review of the nakatomi corporation: having your company party on christmas eve is fucked up
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My goodness
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parker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
Luigi Mangione and his attorney both with white dress shirt collars over red sweaters
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/12/2024
Volume up, music nerds.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2024
I think we may be able to retire #chyronfail after this one
FRESNO STATE BULLDONGS
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Excellent day for turf color
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
UTSA gets a flag for laying in the beach display at the Myrtle Beach bowl. Perfect
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
"Eggnog In The Name Of"

Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Eggnog in the name of!
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Yeah! Come on!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Merry Christmas!
Uggh!
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Jon Piccini @jonpiccini.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
The movie Home Alone was released in November 1990, at the start of the US-led Gulf War. It was #1 at the box office until that wars end, in February 1991. The film’s popularity can in part be explained by its fitting with liberal arguments about America’s failure in Vietnam 1/10
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
cool. anyway here’s an aisle-by-aisle breakdown of the grocery store i regularly shop at down the street. i live in new york, so it’s on the smaller side as far as grocery stores go, but there’s a lot to love about it, so much so that i regularly go to shop for a single meal
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 22/12/2024
Behold this absolute unit. Name’s Ammo, has thyroid condition. Still a very good boy, 10/10.
very chonky brown dog
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Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Every year my wife overhears my dad and I talking about how good the Bears are gonna be, she asks me to place $50 on the under for the season win total, we tell her she's going to lose her money, and then every year she cashes out and buys a new pair of shoes
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Looking at the early lines for the quarterfinals, hm
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Tactical Spork @tacspork.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
he used the meme to launch a fundraising campaign for cancer research at UT hornraiser.utexas.edu/project/44853
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Big Hair, Big Heart, Bigger Hopes
Help HornRaiser raise $20,000 for the project: Big Hair, Big Heart, Bigger Hopes. Your gift will make a difference!
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Imagining an Ohio state helmet getting cracked and a GA frantically trying to put all those stickers on a replacement helmet
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ok that’s a funny ES EE SEE chant
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Clemson’s band sounds like garbage my goodness. It’s not even cold, trumpets, please tune
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Gunnar Helm is Texas’ second best player on offense
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Trickeration by Texas
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Dr Dan Gerpeniz @dngrpz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Gunnar Helm is Texas’ second best player on offense
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