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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog)

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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 6h
How I arrived on Bluesky
A skeleton holding a banner that reads “Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a high-value male (owns every Steely Dan album),
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rot in hell, Hastert
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will boycott the absolute fuck out of it. I will not be consuming any media that comes from the Ellison/Skydance rat-king. I will live under a rock and I will enjoy it!
Tweet from David Ellison (@ellisonskydance): What once was the peak, is now just the beginning. Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first …
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my head canon, this is the fine art that dark money reptiles used to launder money and turn her into a GOP sock puppet … so her jilted boyfriend literally destroyed her thirty pieces of silver
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running a black site is a hell of a lot worse, but let’s not forget that Rahm also cooked the books to make the Chicago murder stats look better than they actually were
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laquan McDonald was unavailable for comment on Rahm’s presidential ambitions and the Times manufacturing consent for it
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bunch of humorless scolds on this website are about to experience ironghazi. It’s like watching a runaway nuclear reaction in real time
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting blac lung to own the libs
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
altman’s reasoning for the valuation might be that if they can make the worst person on earth a trillionaire, he might as well try to out-villain elon
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026
I'm fascinated by U.S. tech and business journalism because it doesn't adhere to literally any rules of actual journalism. There's no effort to actually explain objective truth; they can't even so much as hint at the fact there's funny math here and the company isn't worth anything close to this
nytimes.com
OpenAI Considers New Financing at a $1.5 Trillion Valuation (Gift Article)
The funding round would double the value of the start-up behind ChatGPT and establish it as the world’s most valuable private company.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the way. “Why would I dignify this anti-trans bigotry with a response? It’s clown shit.”
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A 2016 ‘New Yorker’ profile of Altman mentions Bostrom’s thought experiment involving an AI ”paperclip maximizer,” which would eliminate humanity in the interest of producing more paperclips. No need for a superintelligent AI to create that: we already have it. It’s called capitalism.
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newmexicanextexan.bsky.social @newmexicanextexan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just got my issue of the "Atlantic". It will be my last issue, as I canceled my subscription because of their execrable cover story. Go thou and do likewise, fellow subscribers.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please get me fired lol
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Shannon Leigh @ghostofdiscontent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The 33 Democrats who voted Yes on punishing Universities who refuse to lick the boots of israel
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@cheatlines.co This is the way! www.reddit.com/r/typewriter... (I didn’t come up with this, I wish I had…)
reddit.com
From the typewriters community on Reddit: To celebrate the new drawband in my Remington Noiseless I am once more responding to junk mail.
Explore this post and more from the typewriters community
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Tom O'Shea @tomoshea.org · 30/08/2026
Zach Mander image in which a Richard Scarry illustration of clothed animals carrying a cat in a bathtub is accompanied by the caption: "The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living."
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 30/08/2026
Remembering Fred Hampton born Aug. 30, 1948, assassinated Dec. 4, 1969 by Chicago police and the FBI
Fred Hampton speaks
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wrote a letter to Boss Tweed’s meat-packing plant and they replied saying they could not say with any certainty how many day laborers had fallen into the meat mill and become ground beef
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 30/08/2026
what information could you possibly have expected to glean from alexa (they/them) on this topic
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 30/08/2026
could a handful of billionaires owning the means of production of all knowledge/creative work revive socialism
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I‘ll be getting lost using apple maps until further notice
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That thing about slavery/Jim Crow where they gave poor whites with no land/no prospects ”the wages of whiteness” so they‘d feel like they were better than Black people/they would buy in to plantation system … but it turns out that benefiting from the system is deeply corrosive to your character.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It turns out fascism is bad for everyone, not just the people you don't like. Whoops!
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s worth emphasizing that it’s only possible to canonize Reagan if you don’t know fuck-all about what he did and why he did it
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
trump & co's anger at military suppliers for their low production numbers continues to mess with my head. like they don't know about all the hollowing out of US manufacturing, the privatization, the outsourcing etc. the US right venerate reagan but have no clue what he did apparently
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i simply do not believe things will get better in this country so long as the supposed alternative to the fascist white supremacy party is run by losers like chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
”We are the greatest and most cultured nation on earth … look at our Dragonball Z theme park.”
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Kai Kronfield @kaikronfield.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The bone saw ride is going to be brutal
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This does feel like the sort of thing the Shah of Iran was doing right before they kicked his ass out. Opening island casinos with the Chicago mob as partners
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If we don't allow a gollum-looking fellow to lurk within the university muttering about various races' skull shapes, we will destroy academia forever
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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
reframed in my and @abenewman.bsky.social terms - what happens when weaponized interdependence direct.mit.edu/isec/article... hits hegemonic enshittification? www.wired.com/story/enshit...
direct.mit.edu
Weaponized Interdependence: How Global Economic Networks Shape State Coercion
Abstract. Liberals claim that globalization has led to fragmentation and decentralized networks of power relations. This does not explain how states increasingly “weaponize interdependence” by leverag...
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s ironic that Trump is destroying US hegemony by attempting to weaponize it so clumsily.
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Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You have to be a better reader than a lot of people are lately to glean from this article the extent to which Finland's housing-first policy was wildly successful until a racist right-wing government derailed it by gutting funding and services. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
theguardian.com
Finland tried to end homelessness. What can we learn from its runaway success – and recent failures?
The Housing First policy led to the number of homeless people in Finland dropping by half. Those with firsthand experience explain why it worked
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 23/08/2026
“CONFESSIONS is a lot of things: a trenchant religious & social satire, a bloody Gothic tale, a morality play, a compelling account of madness” —The Devil is a Mirror: Johanna Polus on Hogg’s classic – & wildly postmodern, for 1824 – work of gothic horror 💙 johannapolus.medium.com/the-devil-is...
johannapolus.medium.com
The Devil Is A Mirror
Doubling In James Hogg’s Confessions of Justified Sinner
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 23/08/2026
“Unsympathetic as Robert is as a character, some of the experiences he goes through… are absolutely terrifying” @tabithapotts.bsky.social chooses James Hogg’s 1824 classic THE PRIVATE MEMOIRS & CONFESSIONS OF A JUSTIFIED SINNER as one of her top 5 works of psychological #horror 💙📚
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*sighs as I exit the time machine* I'm here to stop a children's book.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Causing reputational damage to the University of Ghent by stumbling at an academic conference and having to explain why a fuck ton of calipers and issues of ‘Phrenological Abstracts’ came tumbling out of his briefcase
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 22/08/2026
Cofnas was not doing the thing he was hired to do. Academic freedom does not cover ”not doing your job.”
Your employment contract (article 1) and the va cy for which you were recruited (ref. LWC define your research mandate as a study of 'the
future of liberalism'
', specifically focusing on liberalism as a political doctrine emphasizing individual freedom and equality. The projects you publicly and repeatedly associate with your
affiliation at Ghent University, most notably your 'Guide for the Hereditarian Revolution' which advocates for racial barriers and segregation, fall entirely outside the scope of your official research
mandate.
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'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I want to know where the publisher of the NY Times lives. I know where the properties he owns are, but which one is his main residence? Cobble Hill? Midtown? These are the kinds of things I want to read about in the paper.
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Grozz @grozz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
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