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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog)

@dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social
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The 🐕 of Akron 🚲 📚 ☕️ High-bouncing, gold-hatted hater

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don’t want to hear about this guy unless it’s to find out that he put on his death gaming headset and it ended badly
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Really tired of repellent computer dweebs talking like they're hardened warriors
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the exception that proves the rule (that horseshoe theory is bullshit)
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The DOSTOEVSKY energy that this has
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12/10/2026
[Frantz von Papen voice]
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The immortal @nocartridge.bsky.social tweet: STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to Iman Shumpert BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i hope a tesla mistakes him for a child
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But is the Halloween shirt a large bitch?
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“By invoking Saddam as an example of textbook autocracy and corruption, you reveal yourself to be suspiciously close to Orientalist thinking, and maybe even being a little bit too credulous of all of Dubya’s lies that he told to justify his war crimes…”
The Wojak no brain/concave skull
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why aren’t you telling us who the number one saddam Stan is lmao
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never ever forget you can be Blueskyed without a moments notice, exactly when you least expect it. Absolutely unbeaten for this sort of thing, keeps you on your toes.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you quit the NYT opinion page you could be parked at for life to throw in with Bari Weiss & the Ellisons
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the persistence of southern animosity towards the north, D H Fischer‘s ‘Albion’s Seed’ relates a story of German WWII POWs shot dead by a Tennessee woman because she “thought they was Yankees.”
During World War Il, for example, three German submariners escaped from Camp Crossville, Tennessee. Their flight took them to an Appalachian cabin, where they stopped for a drink of water. The mountain granny told them to "git." When they ignored her, she promptly shot them dead. The sheriff came, and scolded her for shooting helpless prisoners. Granny burst into tears, and said that she would not have done it if she had known they were Germans. The exasperated sheriff asked her what in "tarnation" she thought she was shooting at. "Why," she replied, "I thought they was Yankees!'
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Clitoral Processing Unit
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somnamrover.bsky.social @somnamrover.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Logging on
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
A skeleton holding a banner that reads “Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a high-value male (owns every Steely Dan album),
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rot in hell, Hastert
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will boycott the absolute fuck out of it. I will not be consuming any media that comes from the Ellison/Skydance rat-king. I will live under a rock and I will enjoy it!
Tweet from David Ellison (@ellisonskydance): What once was the peak, is now just the beginning. Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first …
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like the kind of thing a school district would park outside of the high school before Prom to scare the kids away from drunk driving
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The CarElonA Squat?
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Credit repair specialist, I’m fukken dead 🤣
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Yes I know it’s all insured just let me enjoy the schadenfreude for ten second…)
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In my head canon, this is the fine art that dark money reptiles used to launder money and turn her into a GOP sock puppet … so her jilted boyfriend literally destroyed her thirty pieces of silver
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
”The tech giant has released Esum, a cute “little worm guy” that you eat so he can photograph your colon and send the results to your oncologist...”
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway, here’s the internet archive capture: web.archive.org/web/20260423...
web.archive.org
The Truth About Chicago’s Crime Rates
The city's drop in crime has been nothing short of miraculous. Here's what's behind the unbelievable numbers.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I’ll be damned! Rahm is running for president and suddenly the article about him cooking the murder stats is a dead link!
February 2026: the ‘Chicago Magazine’ article link is still active. September 2026: the ‘Chicago Magazine’ article link is dead.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running a black site is a hell of a lot worse, but let’s not forget that Rahm also cooked the books to make the Chicago murder stats look better than they actually were
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laquan McDonald was unavailable for comment on Rahm’s presidential ambitions and the Times manufacturing consent for it
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bunch of humorless scolds on this website are about to experience ironghazi. It’s like watching a runaway nuclear reaction in real time
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Logging back on to the bad place to tell all the elon Stans that I’m so triggered by them sandblasting in an enclosed space with no filters or masks that I’m on the verge of unaliving myself
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting blac lung to own the libs
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Re: tech journalism being immune to facts: my first hypothesis would be that it’s a field that‘s driven by access and they’ll cut you off if you push back on their lunatic statements, so the only people who hold on to access to these goons are stenographers and sycophants
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
altman’s reasoning for the valuation might be that if they can make the worst person on earth a trillionaire, he might as well try to out-villain elon
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/09/2026
I'm fascinated by U.S. tech and business journalism because it doesn't adhere to literally any rules of actual journalism. There's no effort to actually explain objective truth; they can't even so much as hint at the fact there's funny math here and the company isn't worth anything close to this
nytimes.com
OpenAI Considers New Financing at a $1.5 Trillion Valuation (Gift Article)
The funding round would double the value of the start-up behind ChatGPT and establish it as the world’s most valuable private company.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hellacious dust cloud too
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Retired Sex Panda (NOT LIKE THAT OMFG)
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Big Mouth: What Are Ya Gonna Do?
Alt: Big Mouth: What Are Ya Gonna Do?
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(Everything about fox news is clown shit, but what are you gonna do?)
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the way. “Why would I dignify this anti-trans bigotry with a response? It’s clown shit.”
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is it the Khazan article?
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In that same article, Altman describes Peter Thiel as his “friend,” so no amount of evil coming from Altman should surprise us.
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Fortunato (Thousand-insult-having comic dog) @dmoneyofsinope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A 2016 ‘New Yorker’ profile of Altman mentions Bostrom’s thought experiment involving an AI ”paperclip maximizer,” which would eliminate humanity in the interest of producing more paperclips. No need for a superintelligent AI to create that: we already have it. It’s called capitalism.
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newmexicanextexan.bsky.social @newmexicanextexan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just got my issue of the "Atlantic". It will be my last issue, as I canceled my subscription because of their execrable cover story. Go thou and do likewise, fellow subscribers.
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