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Dennis Kramb

@dkramb.bsky.social
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Lover of tennis, gardening, kittehs, and teh intarweb! Thoroughly obsessed with Drag Race, my 2 cats (Snowshoes), plant hybridizing (Iris, Opuntia, Agave, Phalaenopsis, Hymenocallis, Gesneriads), and traveling as far & wide & often as possible. -11/13/24-

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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 02/10/2026
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just cackled at this auction.... 9 bids and it's not even up to 50 cents yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAY!!! Backpack won the fat bear week contest!!!!! I LOVE YOU BACKPACK!!!!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oscar's favorite place is on my lap, no matter where I sit.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
21 new flasks of baby orchids arrived today! what have i done.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Untitled Goose Game: Goose Inhales
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Leigh Booker @leighbooker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was checking out items recently sold by an auction house here in Cincinnati.... and stumbled across this 😬😵😲 www.mainauctiongalleries.com/auction-lot/...
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Lot - 19th Century Intricately Carved Erotica Horse and Lady Sculpture
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Variety interviews an AI skin but do they interview this great frog in my garden? They do not. The frog says she would like to work with Christopher Walken and Florence Pugh. Print it!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yay i found a new Indian restaurant in the neighborhood and they have some dishes i never heard of! 😋
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Rupaul's Silly Tongue Out TikTok Moment
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
USPS are being comedians again. my package started in Maryville TN, then traveled up I75 to Andersonville TN, then backtracked down I75 to Knoxville TN, and now it's in Nashville TN. I'm due north up I75. I could have had my package a month ago at this rate (exaggeration).
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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll never be a billionaire but if I invest in soup I could be a boullionaire.
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leslieludanyi.bsky.social @leslieludanyi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Facts 🤣👍🤣‼️
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just spent 20 mins PANICKING that i couldn't find one of my cats -- none of the usual tricks to summon him worked. mfer was hiding *inside* the lazy-boy rocking chair... perfectly safe and happy. (although there's now a hole in fabric on my chair)
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kissing the head Commie’s ass while calling us communists.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (i can't breathe) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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explore.org @explore.org · 22/09/2026
Ready players? Let's vote 🐻 Round one is open at fatbearweek.org
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yay! my favorite time of year. explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity and inspire lifelong learning. Watch nature unfold live right now!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
from the land of my ancestors.... i like to think one of them wore this!
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Desenho de um ganso vestindo roupa de papa, desenho feito sobre uma a imagem/meme em que você é convidado a completar o desenho em que só se vê o bico, o olho e as patas do ganso.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK TEMU?!??! WHY WOULD I WANT A 1989 GAME BOY.
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Mr. International @rogerresists.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jogging injury.
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Chris Szczypinski @second-serveace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don't care if it's fake, this is hilarious!
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The Doom That Came to Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday is new comic day around these parts. the comic: mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8283867... subscribe: patreon.com/mandatoryrollercoaster
a Mandatory Roller Coaster comic:

"Look! Look! It's alive!"

"It's a calculator"

"No no no - look! It can do complex equations! Do you know what 562 x 39 is?"

"No"

"Neither do I! It's smarter than both of us! Another couple years and this thing will be doing fractions! We definitely need to restructure the entire economy around it."
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can't wait to hear the retraction that this turned out to be AI slop nonsense!
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new profile pic? 😜🤭🤣
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tornado sirens just started going off!
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Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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Toby Hadoke @tobyhadoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stephanie Cole Guardian obit by me (very fast turnaround so be kind). Huge big thanks to @andypodding.bsky.social who sent above and beyond to help me out! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Stephanie Cole obituary
Stage and screen actor admired for her television roles in Waiting for God, Tenko and Doc Martin
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...
Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"
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Jono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 20/09/2026
Who needs shower when you have cat?
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 20/09/2026
Jesus, Mary, Mother of Gaga. This is exactly the right kinda stuff! Somehow, this is even better than the original FTW Play it loud!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that umbrella is super cute though. 🌈
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
two weeks ago i donated a dozen flasks of baby orchids to a local university conservatory. today i *sold* the remainder (14 flasks) to the local orchid society.
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't know how many times I've clicked the little button for YouTube to stop recommending "YouTube shorts" style videos (to which it replies: Okay we'll recommend far less of these videos to you!) today it's wall-to-wall 100% shorts.
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Angry Cat's Intense Stare
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm trapped under this cat
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does he know something about the Epstein files that we don't?!
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Be Sand in the Gears of Fascism @liberal-g.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can someone get AI to release the Epstein files?
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the squeal i just squealt upon seeing this at auction! 😍😍😍 W A N T ! ! !
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 17/09/2026
The #BirdOfTheDay theme is #ODG (any Owl, Duck or Goose) - you better believe I am bringing out the largest owl in the world, the magnificent, salmon-eating Blakiston's fish owl of northeast Asia 🦉
Blakiston's fish owl. Photograph (c) Jonathan SlaghtBalding, bearded man with Blakiston's fish owl. Photograph (c) Sergey Avdeyuk
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Finish Him Done: Kid Gets Rammed by Goat
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a big adventure yesterday. After my emergency dental repair I drove 3 hours to pick up some auction winnings from a rural estate near where my parents grew up. And then I got to visit the grave site of some long lost great-great-great-grandparents. It was a great day! 🥰❤️
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuuuuuuuuuuuck... one of my fillings just came out. I hope the dentist can squeeze me in when they open in a few hours. my mouth feels fucked up.
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Tom's Teeth Trouble: Oh Dear!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yay! i scored this cute lil Lomonosov Russian hippo for next to nothing via auction today. getting my Christmas shopping done soooooo early this year!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell to the Grim Reaper
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
am't ??? it ain't ain't, cuz there's a real ain't below am't.
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