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Dennis Kramb

@dkramb.bsky.social
1.2K followers 878 following 6.5K posts

Lover of tennis, gardening, kittehs, and teh intarweb! Thoroughly obsessed with Drag Race, my 2 cats (Snowshoes), plant hybridizing (Iris, Opuntia, Agave, Phalaenopsis, Hymenocallis, Gesneriads), and traveling as far & wide & often as possible. -11/13/24-

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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 21h
also, this...
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now look what you've done! 😭💔
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oscar's new trick is climbing onto my lap, then up to my shoulder, then flopping down. #Caturday
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look at this AI slop being used for an auction for some old pennies. I'm fucking pissed off.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just cackled at this auction.... 9 bids and it's not even up to 50 cents yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAY!!! Backpack won the fat bear week contest!!!!! I LOVE YOU BACKPACK!!!!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oscar's favorite place is on my lap, no matter where I sit.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
21 new flasks of baby orchids arrived today! what have i done.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omg that would be brilliant!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
USPS are being comedians again. my package started in Maryville TN, then traveled up I75 to Andersonville TN, then backtracked down I75 to Knoxville TN, and now it's in Nashville TN. I'm due north up I75. I could have had my package a month ago at this rate (exaggeration).
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (i can't breathe) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK TEMU?!??! WHY WOULD I WANT A 1989 GAME BOY.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some possibilities for your consideration (yes these are all real)....
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don't care if it's fake, this is hilarious!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new profile pic? 😜🤭🤣
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm trapped under this cat
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the squeal i just squealt upon seeing this at auction! 😍😍😍 W A N T ! ! !
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they shipped it! I was nervous for the first 48 hours as it had a tracking number but wasn't handed over to the post office. But now it has been, and I should get it in a couple of days. (btw, the website *still* says I lost this auction... to two higher bidders)
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a big adventure yesterday. After my emergency dental repair I drove 3 hours to pick up some auction winnings from a rural estate near where my parents grew up. And then I got to visit the grave site of some long lost great-great-great-grandparents. It was a great day! 🥰❤️
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😍
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my Oscar is impossible to keep off my lap. but he's a peanut at just 9 lbs.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yay! i scored this cute lil Lomonosov Russian hippo for next to nothing via auction today. getting my Christmas shopping done soooooo early this year!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
am't ??? it ain't ain't, cuz there's a real ain't below am't.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My doctor recommended this and I've been using it every day ever since (for like 20+ years now).
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK.
Toilet Seat Made w/ CoinsToilet Seat Made w/ Coins
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i found this cute little guy up for auction and wondered what a good price would be.... i'm glad i didn't listen to AI.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear AI, your answer is wrong & you're stupid as fuck. silver is worth about $2.13 per gram.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here are some flowers from my Seemannia hybrids that bloomed for the first time this summer. I like the diversity but the plants themselves grew WAY TOO BIG. They started smothering everything else around them. 💔😭
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really love this Sinningia seedling that I hybridized a few years ago. It's in full bloom again and it just gets better & better every year. The flowers are 1.25" across and 2" deep/long.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bitch. what the fuck.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one of my all-time absolute favorite songs ever! 🥰 i even splurged on the rare vinyl edition.
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what about sportsball celebrities?
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
side view of the flower to show the fuzziness of the lip (it's not a lot fuzzy, but it's definitely there)
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Phalaenopsis LL Blue Lion, the flowers look like they're trying to hypnotize somebody. 😵😍❤️
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i'm fucking stoked. I got the Slazenger one last month, and then this set of 4 arrived today. 🥰 as a tennis superfan, these are sooooooo fucking cool to me!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
well shit, Google image search says we're both wrong. how boring!
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is listed on eBay as a "Vintage Art Glass Watering Can" but I think it's something else....... 👀😆
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Antiques Road Trip just introduced me to tapestry Welsh blankets and I'm in LOVE.... but holy crap they're expensive
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm lowkey pissed about this. I don't think it's intentionally deceptive, but I suspect it might be. There's an 1865 3¢ silver coin that's quite hard to find. This eBay vendor is livestreaming lightning auctions with hundreds of lots & only 30 seconds to bid on each lot. I started watching at
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
where I live, saying "y'all" is about as performative as saying "hi". (in other words, not at all.)
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my brother just stopped by unexpectedly to give me a T-shirt celebrating that train event we attended last month. 🥰🥰🥰
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GEEZUS FUKN CHRYST !!!!! They're charging $10,500 for $2000 worth of gold on a $125 coin ?!??! GTFO. (i do like the production qty number they chose, though)
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the U.S. Mint released new coins today in commemoration of the 250th anniversary (1776 ~ 2026). The Peace dollar design is identical to the original ones from 100 years ago. And I'm so irrationally angry that the original designer made the U is a V in "TRVST" but not in "E. PLURIBUS UNUM".
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I bought this on colored vinyl a few months ago. she sings cover song hits by Blondie, Journey, The Police, Prince, AC/DC, Miley Cyrus, and dozens more. It's soooooo good! She was one of a kind. 💔😭
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Dennis Kramb @dkramb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that fact you are a former educator and posted *this* is grotesque. Google is free.
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