David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When Big Ben evaded two defenders just to throw a pick while on the run in a one score game in the 4th quarter, Tomlin's face appeared undeterred. Why? Well, the fate of this silly football game becoming clear just meant he was that much closer to heading home and rearranging some rooftop furniture. 030
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com feel like you’re the only person on my timeline who might appreciate this 191
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.” 832733
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Eccentric heel drops. Every day. All you need is a stair/step and something to hold onto. I’m talking 3 sets of 10 each leg, very slowly, 3 times per day. If that’s a lot then start slower and build up to it. Cured my Achilles and plantar pains. 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Nobody has time for a 19-minute video nowadays, but they should absolutely make time (19 minutes of time) for this specific 19-minute video. There are no less than 5 moments that are spit-take worthy. 130
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Saw these popping up around Ann Arbor this spring. Finally looked it up and yep, tactical urbanism (by students!)michigandaily.comUMich Urbanism Club builds unsanctioned bus stop benchesLast December, the Urbanism Club at the University of Michigan handcrafted and placed benches at multiple inbound bus stops around Ann Arbor. 115135
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Well said. Ours started early, around 10 days into life. Went until 4 months and the switch flipped. Nothing we did. Now he's delightful. But I can't even remember the first four months of his life now. 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026@celebrityhottub.bsky.social did a Phantom Island episode about this with Jake Kring-Schreifels. Not sure if Jake has a Bluesky but he has a contact page on his website, he may be a good resource. I recall they did more investigation from a fan standpoint rather than ballpark employees, though. 110
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 21/06/2026One more: bought nice earplugs that are stored in a keychain attached to my car keys because, “It’s too damn loud everywhere nowadays.” 2382
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Also my dad bought me binoculars, which felt like a passing of the torch moment. 1191
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Shot: i ove trump Chaser: yes of course they were sitting in the crosswalk 110
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Also shoutout @alexkirshner.com, the Apple sports app has replaced two enshittified apps on my phone. Apple has done it again. 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Pretty much right after I post that, he becomes James Homerunman 100
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026James Outman is pretty good nominative determinism. 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Glad to get some additional anecdotes to support me going Dad Mode™️ about a year ago and purchasing high-quality ear plugs to bring everywhere I go. 020
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’ve been to this race (and several of its caliber) and I need to point out: If I saw someone I did not recognize to be a pro come through the halfway mark under 63 minutes, I’d have immediately alarmed race organizers he accidentally took the marathon course instead of the half marathon. 000
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 21/04/2026You already know that was my first text post-anesthesia 150
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026$100 for every hip of mine that was surgically repaired this morning. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi 1381
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Loui’s Pizza in Hazel Park! A small drive outside Detroit. But that’s the best Detroit-style pizza I’ve had, and there’s some fun history with Louis leaving Buddy’s (the big name Detroit pizza) to start his own place, which I argue is much better. 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Have seen several of these pop up around Ann Arbor. 000
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I love League Pass, getting the in-arena Jumbotron screens. “Doing things I love :) also I am watching the Cleveland Cavaliers.” 000
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Seth I’ve mumbled this to myself in song for two weeks straight 020
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Probably my favorite slop clickbait ad I’ve seen on the internet. Most people don’t know about The Blue Goo, but we can tell you. 000
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Feel like pretty much every thriller/horror film where people are quickly trying to flee the site of destruction has a scene just like this (line of cars desperate to leave, thwarted by the Built Environment) 010
David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 13/12/2025For years I've been mocking bullshit excuses for speeding by telling people, "Just say you like to speed!" Ok that was a fun experiment, please go back to lying about being late for work or whatever the hell. 130
Reposted by David EvansJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/07/2025ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it 416035629
