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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 15/10/2026

Ha. I remember when the MEC was the rare jewel of the vintage line. Till like KB got cases and they were dumped for cheap

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 14/10/2026

i don't understand how a pre-emptive pardon would even matter. that shit is dumb.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

<scribbling> centerfield = ass centerfold = stone cold got it

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

tbh we all should have left twitter after elon musk did that absolutely fucking dumb sink thing. that was the reichstag moment.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

for my entire life, it's always been obvious that the republicans fucking hate their own electorate, and continue to screw them on just about everything, and all these idiots lap it up every time. i can't fathom being that dumb or loyal to something like that.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

Yah! For some reason I didn't notice that on the box.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

Love the Wheels. And I’m finishing up the big purple translucent Megatron. I like the others, but trying to mitigate because space. Although I may splurge on the Defender guys.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 13/10/2026

In the first season of Stranger Things, they used one of the early 2000's Millennium Falcon reissues. Took me right out of it, because huge dork.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026

Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

Whatever it takes I just want these assholes to actually be held accountable.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

might be worth it to watch mr. machismo piss himself and cry beforehand

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

look, i get it, public executions are bad, but hear me out, at least with that we'll hopefully get to see pete's own execution some day.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

fucking necromancers turned on us

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

oh boy, i feel like that's going to be a tough one to adapt

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

Cool that my grief and anger has mellowed out into this heavy sadness. Cool.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 09/10/2026

ha, just seeing this. i got myself a unicron. wife and i have gotten really good at squeezing these guys to figure out who is what. just had to find the guy with horns.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 08/10/2026

i like watching prime day's scamminess. let's say there's something that's already less than msrp, like normally 10, but 7 usually. they'll raise the price back to 10 a few days before. then during the thing drop it back to 7 with a nice lil red save 30% banner. and then it stays at 7 again.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 08/10/2026

Tbh expected him to have done that already

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 07/10/2026

vote clownpenis.monster in 2028

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 07/10/2026

when i'm president, after i nationalize airlines and rail lines, implement medicare for all, and disappear all the maga fascists, i'm going to make an EO to prevent christmas decorations from being sold before november 1st.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 07/10/2026

i'll always hate reality tv, because it was stupid and created as a fuck you to the creatives they didn't want to pay, but also it was the vehicle that sanitized trump and made these idiots think he was some real business guy, and not a failson chump larping as one.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

it's not fair that my sweet cute little dog isn't here anymore, but trump still is

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

yo, same. there's like 1 week in september that's like perfect. the daylight thing kills me. i don't mind the weather being cold, but the dark weighs on me after awhile.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

Big Mortal Kombat 3 Kabal energy.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

I figured as I got older some forms of grief would get easier to cope with, and I am so very wrong about that.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

Season 2, let’s have 8 different plots and try to resolve them all sort of in an extended last episode. Ugh.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

Higher prices and diminishing value. My favorite. I try to be picky. I’m all in on TVC, which is already hopelessly stupidly priced. Cherry pick Joe and ML. I’d say a lot of collectors are too OCD to stop to send any kind of message.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

Yeah. No source material led to some hacky bullshit in GoT. TD season 1 was great. Season 2 a mess. 3 better. Stopped there.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 06/10/2026

Expect ML to go 30 as well. Anything currently 27.99.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pedophile politician Denny Hastert dies one day, and disgraced 1980s con man Jim Bakker dies the next, and I'm just going to let my mind connect the dots for the perfect completion of that trio and ...

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Alex/Digital Geist 🎹 @digitalgeist.com · 05/10/2026

GOP Ghoulish Old Pedophiles

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 05/10/2026

you want the stand? this is how you get the stand.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 05/10/2026

finally got a chance to watch Bone Temple last night and i really enjoyed it. the last scene with fiennes in particular. there's another one, right? thought it was gonna be a trilogy, but i don't pay attention to anything anymore

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 03/10/2026

I feel like without Bruce, it’s just a horror movie.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 03/10/2026

Guy who did rapes defends other guys who did rapes. These people are a disease.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 03/10/2026

Tbh I didn’t think the last one was that great either.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 02/10/2026

heh, work was like "you should try co-pilot so we can talk about it with customers" i had them yank the license because i could not think of one damn thing to do with it.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 02/10/2026

Yeah, that's what I do when I disassemble something electronic and smallish. I write out on a sheet of paper what each thing is though, in case I can't do it all in one sitting. Pictures when I'm not sure that's good enough.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 02/10/2026

I think I met frequent phone pictures, but I'm also distracted by work I'm supposed to be doing.

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dresden @djdresden.clownpenis.monster · 02/10/2026

I enjoy watching videos of people taking cars/motorcycles apart, and I'd really like to know their process of remembering where everything goes, especially for engines. A lot of people don't do that. Some do. Numbered bags, freaking phone pictures, etc. Probably the best way. Sure some just know.

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