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8647Stooge

@discordianstooge.bsky.social
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Mark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 12h
No AI agent "acts on its own"--someone designed it, turned it on and did not monitor the consequences. If I put a brick on the gas pedal of the car, released the brakes remotely and it ran someone over, would it be correct to say "Car, on its own, runs over pedestrian"
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Chris Bernard @yodada.bsky.social · 21h
“Anthropoc testers tried to get AI agents to hack government websites with taxpayer information and got caught.”
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 6h
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 3h
My little black panther enjoying an unseasonably warm fall day. He's stalking leaves. #Caturday
Black cat sitting in grass
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 5h
Vaccines bad, toxic chemicals in your food good.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 7h
The country fighting for its survival isn't focused on republicans' poll numbers.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10h
Opposed to the death penalty, me. But if I did see capital punishment as appropriate for the worst crimes -- Eichmann in Jerusalem, or Timothy McVeigh or Dylann Roof -- the profundity of the state taking life in reply demands sobriety and a basic distaste for the undertaking. Not a public carnival.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 10h
Democrats even now—especially now—talk about wanting to pass a nationwide ban on gerrymandering. Itd pass tomorrow if Rs wanted it to. But they dont want that, they just want to gerrymander their states into oblivion while Dems are blocked from doing the same.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 20h
I mostly liked this season of Ted Lasso, but the whole shares thing was dumb to begin with, and the reveal scene was just plain awful (except the lawyer, who was great).
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 20h
So Anthropic tried to hack the US government. Looks like another prosecution for when the Dems take over again.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 20h
This is like renting a room in a burning building from a murderous dictator. Trump is a cancer.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've never heard a parent call their kid "profoundly autistic" like the guy in the anti-Ellison ad does. It's hard to feel like you actually care about kids when you say stuff like that.
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thepowerbroker.bsky.social @thepowerbroker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a perfect distillation of this type of politics. When it's "bad thing" Dems are CENTRAL and to blame😡. When it's "good thing" I mean...it just happened, like, who can remember what party Ralph Northam was in or who won control of VA congress for the first time in decades to do it?🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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NotNowCait @nowcait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I *passionately* wish that demented mother fucker would keep our name out of his fucking mouth. Our Somali neighbors ARE Minnesotan, and we will continue defending our neighbors to the end of time. Just fuck all you miserable racists pricks and may you get exactly what you deserve
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/10/2026
the president demanding that one of the primary engines of the country’s economy — thousands of companies, trillions of dollars — rename their core products to suit his whim is tinpot dictatorship shit, and the only reason it doesn’t feel like it is because no one is listening to him
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably because they didn't call it SI.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like that part of Amy's public persona is how horny she is for hot guys.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Way better than those communist dry hurricanes.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I define socialism as the Vikings not winning the Super Bowl and the rest of my family not letting me put mushrooms on our pizza.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/10/2026
Props to Hayley Williams because "SUCK ON MY FAT DICK" is the only response to these people
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Hayley Williams Has a Blunt Message for DHS After ‘F–k ICE’ Concert Remark: ‘And May I Suggest…’
Hayley Williams responds to the Department of Homeland Security after the Paramore singer shouted "F--K ICE" and "Free Palestine" at a recent concert.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Game Show Host's Epic Rant: 'I Award You No Points'
ALT: Game Show Host's Epic Rant: 'I Award You No Points'
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus, the Greeks had no concept of a "nation," and would probably have found a way to put Marco Rubio on the front line of a skirmish to get rid of him.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interesting thread, and the obvious problem is if you replace junior coders with AI you'll never have senior coders to fix the bad code.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had my favorite type of #Vegas experience. Sat at a blackjack table for 2 hours with a chatty dealer. Everyone had a great time, and I probably saved a lot of money because she was also a slow dealer.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep reading threads about Ace Combat 8. Thing is, I've never played an Ace Combat game and I have no idea what the games are actually about. I don't know why I keep reading them
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I'm stupid and don't know basic things."
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, he's sort of right here. We don't want it.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You acted stupid, and we're doing the same thing" sure is a dumb stance to take.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Burger, fries and a Belgian beer for breakfast. That's the #Vegas way.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's called the Dictionary. Maybe you've word of it.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is no reason to cover "Crazy Bitch" if you arent allowed to swear.
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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Cornell community has floated abolishing the Cornell Police Department. We should take it seriously, especially if you think that survivors should have the option of going to the police instead of their schools. I feel strongly about this too, because something people don't understand is that universities at this point are essentially total institutions. For a lot of students, their schools are not just schools.
They're their landlords, their employers, their source of health care, their gym, their coffee shop, the arena where they attend concerts. It leaves survivors with almost no real options. If you can't trust your school and your school systematically discriminates against sexual-assault survivors, where is left for you to go?
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm bored and low on gambling money, sonI thought I'd watch the new Best Medicine in my hotel room. It is unwatchable because of motion blur.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Casino sports gambling ads in Vegas are different, because there's a bookie on screen talking about how they have the best lines, and it feels even more gross somehow.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sign in Vegas saying "Blackjack pays 3-2!" which should be the same as saying, "Our air has 21% Oxygen," but sadly it isn't.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, once a day: We gotta put a lot of these people in prison
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was on the fence about getting an EV until my friend got an Ioniq and I say it had a normal dash with buttons and not an iPad. The speedometer placement leaves something to be desired, though.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Well, what Trump actually meant when he said that Iran should nuke LA was" is not a level of grace I think would be extended any other politician.
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8647Stooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Top 5 album for me.
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R.E.M. on this Day @remonthisday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On this day in 1992, Automatic for the People, R.E.M.'s eighth studio album, was released. It was produced by Scott Litt and R.E.M.
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