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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@discokidnap.northsky.social

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90% feet 👣 | 30s | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 | Vaporwave 🌴 | Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 1h

(just the video, lyrically it did nothing for me)

Shania Twain’s Man I Feel Like A Woman video.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 18h

So glad @littlecageling.bsky.social is back in the correct time zone.

Whatsapp screenshot

Fran: It's not even that nice a tongue
Me: I'm screenshotting this (laughing emoji)

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

Good morning. Raining. Good for the flowers I guess.

Des Lynam standing in a garden hawking some Miracle Gro.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Imagine pausing that scene for a cheap wank and then postponing your masturbation to make a contribution to the goofs page.

In the swimming pool, Plenty O'Toole is supposedly dead, but under her thin clothing her left nipple is clearly visible and clearly erect, so she is very obviously alive.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

Two screenshots from Friends. Mona says to Joey “Wow! They're both really strong!" and Joey replies "Or equally weak..."

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

Crap Spurs play today.

An LED matrix board on a bus showing “next stop Motorway Bridge”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’ve giffed James Blunt in the shower and need to know if Bluesky moderation automatically slaps an adult content label on it. #Traitors

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Hannah is an accomplished mathematician with a PhD and all that. How do we communicate this visually?” #Traitors

A woman in pyjamas dicking about with an abacus.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

age yourself with a childhood crush

Ally Sheedy in WarGames all sweaty and sticky and triggering the hormones of a five year old watching at home.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Same! It got very pass-agg.

You got it! Nice guess.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

The chippy has a load of AI posters on the walls.

Some AI slop stuck to a tiled wall.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?

Scene from Oh Mr Porter showing three men in ye olde style railway garb standing together, with one man using a wall-mounted phone while the others look on.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is a cheat because it wasn’t *entirely* wrong; people do make copies of photos to take home with them, but nobody gives a shit about the quality of pics. Even Robin’s colleague cared too much.

Film poster for One Hour Photo starring Robin Williams as Derek Onehourphoto. He is wearing glasses and white gloves while holding up a strip of orange camera negatives. Reviews of the film are in the top corner and credits are along the bottom.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jeffrey Archer could have been London’s first Disney villain mayor.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nine hours.

Sitcom character Pablo Escobar, a man with a bushy moustache and wearing a light-coloured shirt, blue jeans, and white trainers, standing alone with his hands behind his back in a large empty swimming pool.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Three men in red military uniforms (one with his back to us) and a man in a brown hat standing in front of a stone building with mountains in the background under blue sky.

Text: JULIES TO THE SOUTH WEST, THOUSANDS OF 'EM

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

#my9albums Choosing just nine and then justifying them to myself was hard. Arranging them all perfectly with colour balance and symmetry was even harder.

3x3 grid of album artwork.

Enema of the State by Blink 182
The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monáe
Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac
LP1 by FKA twigs
Chess concept album by Tim Ricicles and the ABBA lads
I Created Disco by Big Cally Hazza
Love For Sale by Boney M
Lust For Life by Lana Del Rey

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Play it, Sam. Play ‘One Foot in the Grave’.”

RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

🎶 September listens #MusicSky

My September 2026 Recap
Top tracks
1 Make believe
Rachel Chinouriri
2 Anaheim Star
Rebecca Black
3 Bass Persuades
Miley Cyrus
4 HandsOn
Empress Of
5 Roses
CHVRCHES

Top artists
1 Rebecca Black
2 Lana Del Rey
3 Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4 Empress Of
5 Miley Cyrus

1894 streams
6043 minutes

5x5 grid of musician pics.

5x5 grid of album art.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

September 30 October 1st

Simon Cowell smiling and looking like a normal person.

Simon Cowell looking like a melting waxwork of himself.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Three divorced men dressed as Captain America, Batman, and Robin standing on a ledge above a large banner that reads “ACCESS DENIED”. Two oinks stand at a window nearby.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Julies are back!

Three accounts of a pornographic variety have followed me, the latest is called Julie.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stewart Lee (not in jail).

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck off, Asda.

A display at Asda with “MeRRY CHRISTMaS” written on it, containing many rolls of sellotape.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good morning.

A sign on the inside of a bus that says “Your shuttle bus driver is Hung”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎶 All eyes on me in the centre of the #ring just like a skircle

My face surrounded by other people’s faces.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

How do you all take good moon photos please, I feel like someone who can’t even count to ten.

The moon but tbh it could be anything.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somebody get Josh a Scully box for next week, he can barely get his head above the credits. #Strictly

Three people standing in a row with more people standing behind them. TV credits are in the bottom third of the pic.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nobody: UEFA:

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thanks Meta, great idea, will get it tattooed on my back.

Facebook screenshot suggesting I “try free AI tools” to “reimagine” a photo of my Covid jab card as tattoo art.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Closing my Starling account with immediate effect.

An Instagram ad for Starling Bank telling me “You could score Ars*nal prizes”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

Walking into your interview wondering if the iced coffee you’ve brought with you is too much, then seeing your interviewer is there already waiting.

Lord Sir Suralan “Alan” Sugar holding a massive bottle of Spurs vodka up to his face.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me reading your posts.

Creepy Irish groper Louis Walsh sitting next to Dannii Minogue on the X Factor judges’ table. He is making a weird face and the screenshot is caption “No.4 - OUTRAGE”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

It should be offensive, but this specific caption on this specific photo on the Telegraph is very funny.

Picture of Starmer bending over and grovelling in front of the orange fash, picking up his dropped papers for him like a little simp.
Caption: The US president reportedly urged Sir Keir to 'close your borders' when the pair met last year.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reggae superstar Sid Owen reclining within the rain map from Neb’s quoted post.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

Expressing some Legitimate Concerns.

Rory Bremner doing a satire.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you see this post a Blonde

Kim Wexler off of Better Call Saul.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

I laughed at the Townsend clip.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

threesteakspam is enjoying this. #Strictly

WhatsApp message saying “Josh reminds me of Arthur” and then a picture of cartoon aardvark Arthur, then another message saying “Can't wait to get a vibe from ones that I think are gonna shag”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok

Three Strictly presenters of various heights.

Three men of various heights.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Will this work on the men’s team too or?

App Store update for Spurs app with “Big fixes and enhancements”.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ahhh, supporting Tottenham Hotspur Football Club (men’s first team).

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Obviously two of these are not like the other one but, fuck me, what a “choice”.

An Instagram ad to win a meal for two and tickets to see either Ricky Gervain, Jack Whitehall or Romesh Ranganathan.

“Gervain” isn’t a typo btw, I have to explain this every time.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Enjoying a nice bit of Christopher Crocodile, which invented the Wall of Gammon.

Some angry ruddy-faced cartoon people in flat caps and scarves, booing.

Nine ruddy-faced old men with expressions of varied anger and Legitimate Concerns™.

David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs play today.

Bart, Homer and Lisa Simpson sitting on their couch in their pyjamas at night. Homer says “NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME.”