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@disasterisms.bsky.social
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artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo Prints: www.redbubble.com/people/Disasteris… Originals: ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms

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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am so mad I could spit, what are we even doing here?
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve got a sewing machine, who’s gonna stop me, god?
Screen cap of an oven mitt split to look like the Vulcan salute made from blue terry with gold trim from the le creuset website
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What are you working on right now” is such a loaded question. Consider lower stakes options like “what’s your most embarrassing personal trauma?” And “what’s your ao3 handle”
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We present: The Art of #InverteFest - August 2026 Edition A digital art book showcasing the work of 100 artists, in celebration of overlooked invertebrate fauna. Thank you to the artists who contributed to our book! Download & submit to the next edition: invertefest.com/#artbook #Art #SciArt
a promo image showing various pages from the book, each page showcasing different animals like a mantis, trilobite, cephalopod, beetle grub, tick, among others. the art featured shows a range of different medium, including 3D, paper cutout, pixel art, and so on.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unrepentant ginger menace who broke with years of prior behavior to climb in my lap. So he could sneeze in my face.
Blurry photo of a ginger cat with a tipped ear and overlong white whiskers looking at the camera
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Despite having already had a perfectly good dinner I find myself still willing to kick things to get my hands on some fries. Been too long since I’ve had fried taters, apparently
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
African gray hornbill for this month’s #birdwhisperer. I may still be crying but at least there’s always birds
Digital sketch of a gray african hornbill in brown with a stylized leaves. The bird has a darker head and wings, lighter belly and a large curved beak. Also a deeply unimpressed facial expression
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YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GET IN THIS GODDAMNED BUBBLEWRAP, JULIE ANDREWS
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 26/08/2026
I just got this text from a senior priest and I am gonna subject all y’all to it (I am not)
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You are not, by any chance, pelican_in_its_piety on AO3?
Whoever they are, they have your attitude to CS Lewis.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
playing with june bugs on a string.
Digital doodle of a green beetle flying with a red string tied to on of its rear legs
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
“And she pulls my head down to her enormous breasts and starts gently patting my back, going, ‘I know, honey. I know. Just let it out.’ “Can you believe it?! Dolly Parton comforted me through the experience of meeting Dolly Parton!”
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is a gift and I’m just gonna lay on the floor in the dark for a while, hoping still that I can be even a fraction of the person she was
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tejaskatie.bsky.social @tejaskatie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My dad took two of my friends and I (hi, @disasterisms.bsky.social !) to see Dolly in 2011 and not only was it genuinely one of the best concerts I have ever attended, it's one of the first times I remember seeing my dad truly joyful after my mother's death.
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Victoria Pfeiffer @victoriapfeiffer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m looking for some support to get beginning of the year supplies for my art room due to budget cuts. I only have 2 days left to raise $293 before my project expires and all money get returned. I’d really appreciate your support in sharing this and getting some last minute donations. Thanks!❤️
donorschoose.org
Hit the Ground Running to Creation!, a project from Mrs. Pfeiffer
Help me give my students the supplies they need to start off the next school year strong and hit the ground running making amazing artworks! My students are so creative and bright. Each one has the...
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I say, Poirot, have you noticed the absolute dump truck on that shorty? - Oui, Hastings; in matters posterior ze shortie is :3…most gifted
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Obsessed with this photo
Digital doodle of a tern, a gray backed seabird with black markings on its face and tail, standing on a yellow float/buoy on a flat sea
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Star Trek Tng
Alt: Star Trek TNG: worf dressed as will scarlet, saying, "I must protest. I am not a merry man."
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
SCHISM
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Green-tailed sunbird for today’s #birdwhisperer. Once again, tried to forget so it’s kind of a mess but ah well.
Digital doodle of a green tailed sunbird, a yellow bellied bird with iridescent green crest and curved beak grasping a branch on a yellow background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nooooooo, my weefee 😩😩😩 I am trying to watch Ethpaña do it for vos otros
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I see France has finally remembered how to tackle
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Guy Gavriel Kay @guygavrielkay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For the extra 30 minutes now I propose Swiss defenders get pikes. History demands it.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
not again 🤬🤬🤬 ARGENTINAAAAAA
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am gonna hire an etsy witch
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I propose Rupaul rules where teams at the end have to lip sync.
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pondering ai book covers and how it seems like the people who embrace them are never the people who have no options. Major publishers just not wanting to pay ANYBODY anymore, and now De Lint who ought to have like four top tier artists in his phone already...
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Always repost Tandi Iman Dupree
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lord, why are you giving your hardest of battles (hot, humid, semi-formal dress code) to your most pathetic of perimenopausal soldiers (me)
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I am - with great, world historical reluctance - officially handing it to Harry Kane
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The Wee Owl Studio, Art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theweeowl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My little art shop has a collection of landscape and nature drawings. All one of a kind originals at affordable prices for gifts. folksy.com/shops/thewee... #Animals #Birds #Landscape #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #bsnm
A photo collage of some of my art for 5 x 7" framing. 
An autumn landscape with orange trees and a blue sky, bolete mushrooms, Japanese white eye birds, a heron in flight, a pink landscape with a stag and a woodland with blue hydrangea.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If Dr. Congo beats England they officially become Sir Congo.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LEAVE HER ALONE
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Little Egret for #BirdWhisperer and also, let’s go los jibbities
Digital doodle of a little egret– a white long necked bird with a dark beak and legs, yellow feet, and fine white feathers– over a dry brush stroke-esque rainbow background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well that explains some things
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't think this will be any better of a world cup project but yay! It's here, it's here
Plastic bag of yarn and pattern booklet for a bulky cardigan with colorwork red wolves
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nephew sat on his cake. Happy birthday!
Victoria sponge and open jar of jam on the corner of the table, the cake crushed on one edge from an application of phone distracted nalgas
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Apparently I’m just in a mood for cinematic knitting because I’ve finally charted and cast on for cardi version of the Handsome Chris pullover. Unfortunately, it’s a bad World Cup project, since I’ve gotta, like, look at it. I need to make a scarf or something
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My fathed leaning against a brick wall to look up at constructions workers on a scaffold
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I am being very serious when I say that I feel this is the most accurate representation of Mexican people. They just want to party. Ideally with you.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Believed in my incremental progress too much today and did a too intense a work out. Ayyyy, mi nalgas, I may have to sleep on the couch, I don’t know if I can get up the stairs
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m seriously considering losing my damn mind and buying the Mary Maxim wolf cardi kit. But a) I’m terrible at colorwork and b) I live in texas, I can’t wear a heavy wool sweater, like, ever. But then there’s the Ryland Grace of it all
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yeah, I'm an HR lady. (H)itting you (R)ight in the throat
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THERE ARE STRANGERS IN MY HOUSE
Black cat on a window sill behind a couch peering suspiciously over it
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride!🧵
Billy Kaplan: Agatha, help! The Wrecking Crew has us on the ropes and we’re running low on, I don’t know, magic power or whatever!
Agatha Harkness: Hold hands.
Nico Minoru: To share power or-
Agatha Harkness: Just do it.
Piledriver: oh shit oh shit oh shit, gay witches holding hands
Wrecker: We’re dead, we’re so fucking dead
Bulldozer: What? We were winning!
Thunderball: You fool! You idiot! You fooldiot! There is nothing in the universe more powerful than gay witches holding hands!
Bulldozer: But I don’t think that they…gay in the same direction.
Thunderball: JUST RUN!
Billy: Huh.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Will I ever be able install a zipper without having fourteen break downs in a row? I don’t know but it’s time to lie facedown on the floor for a while
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rewatching ER and realized I was wearing the same gap flannel shirt as a season 2 patient of the week
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