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resa!

@disasterisms.bsky.social
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artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo Prints: www.redbubble.com/people/Disasteris… Originals: ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms

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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve got a sewing machine, who’s gonna stop me, god?
Screen cap of an oven mitt split to look like the Vulcan salute made from blue terry with gold trim from the le creuset website
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unrepentant ginger menace who broke with years of prior behavior to climb in my lap. So he could sneeze in my face.
Blurry photo of a ginger cat with a tipped ear and overlong white whiskers looking at the camera
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
African gray hornbill for this month’s #birdwhisperer. I may still be crying but at least there’s always birds
Digital sketch of a gray african hornbill in brown with a stylized leaves. The bird has a darker head and wings, lighter belly and a large curved beak. Also a deeply unimpressed facial expression
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
playing with june bugs on a string.
Digital doodle of a green beetle flying with a red string tied to on of its rear legs
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Obsessed with this photo
Digital doodle of a tern, a gray backed seabird with black markings on its face and tail, standing on a yellow float/buoy on a flat sea
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Green-tailed sunbird for today’s #birdwhisperer. Once again, tried to forget so it’s kind of a mess but ah well.
Digital doodle of a green tailed sunbird, a yellow bellied bird with iridescent green crest and curved beak grasping a branch on a yellow background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's is, uh, pretty terrible. Now the question is do I take another run at it or hope that aggressive blocking will save my bacon
Same in progress sweater back with two intarsia wolves, one completed from forepaws through face, the other just forepaws and bottom of mouth
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Progress has been glacial as I’ve been paying more attention to the football than the chart but Cheney at least loves my ratchet yarn management system
Several balls of yarn in the lid of a cardboard box, an orange tabby rubbing his cheek against one cornerIn progress sweater in same cardboard box lid, three russet wolf paws and the beginning of one wolf’s face on a cream background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gonna have to add new balls of color now and my relative comfort that I knew what I was doing is about to be overwhelmed by yarn management. I may (will) cry
In progress sweater back with a gray paw print motif and one black and russet paw worked on a cream background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Little Egret for #BirdWhisperer and also, let’s go los jibbities
Digital doodle of a little egret– a white long necked bird with a dark beak and legs, yellow feet, and fine white feathers– over a dry brush stroke-esque rainbow background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ah yes, Cuevas de los Manos, though theoretically tastier
A rock wall from the cuevos de los manos covered in ancient human inverted hand prints
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So, I got impatient with practicing but I'll take it! I will say, learning to knit continental between the last time I tried colorwork and this time sure did help with tangling since I could tension in both hands
Back sweater hem with completed gray paw print motif above the ribbing
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Swatching will continue until moral (tension) improves
Piece of knitting with a gray paw print motif on a cream background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The good news is that I've finally gotten a little smarter and am attempting to relearn how to color on a much smaller scale (also, decided to ignore instructions and am doing stranded instead of intarsia for this bit- the contrast stitches are so brief I don't know why it wants me to bobbin)
Smaller swatch of the cream yarn and half finished gray paw print motif
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hello darkness my old friend
Same sweater hem now frogged back to the end of the ribbing. Again
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fifth-take resa, that's what jack warner used to call me
The same yarn end covered sweater hem, an orange tabby awaiting his chance to pounce
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am straight up not having a good time right now
In progress knitting wrong side up to show multiple yarn ends as I attempt valiantly to do intarsia
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't think this will be any better of a world cup project but yay! It's here, it's here
Plastic bag of yarn and pattern booklet for a bulky cardigan with colorwork red wolves
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nephew sat on his cake. Happy birthday!
Victoria sponge and open jar of jam on the corner of the table, the cake crushed on one edge from an application of phone distracted nalgas
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My fathed leaning against a brick wall to look up at constructions workers on a scaffold
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THERE ARE STRANGERS IN MY HOUSE
Black cat on a window sill behind a couch peering suspiciously over it
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Throwback to my sister’s 2018 women’s march sign, still cracks me up
A loteria styled sign with an illustration of donald trump labeled as el pendejo.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Whew, I tried so hard to forget but got there in the end. Vermilion flycatcher for May’s #BirdWhisperer
Digital doodle of a vermilion flycatcher perched on a mossy branch. He’s a round bird with dark wings and a bright orange-red belly
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Twenty god damn years later I am finally making my life better
A silver colored handle installed onto a kitchen drawer
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mater is cleaning out a seldom used closet and I’m getting a pony
Text thread between my mother and me.
Me: Did you find Moondancer?
(A photo of an old my little pony with red and purple hair)
Mater: I’ll look
Me: Haha, don’t worry, that one was the only name I remembered so I thought I’d ask
Mater: (a photo of a more busted version of the same my little pony on cardboard boxes)
Me: OH MY GOD, yay!
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ok olive!
Digital doodle of a green pimiento stuffed olive on a plate with a few drops of brine
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
A My Little Pony (og design) branded sewing machine
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Golden whistler (what a hilarious name) for today’s #BirdWhisperer
Digital doodle of a male golden whistler. A small yellow bodied bird with a white throat and black head perched on a branch on a yellow broken halftone background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We love Texas shaped ice
Orange glass with sparkling wine, a strawberry and Texas shaped ice cube
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Green jay for today’s #BirdWhisperer. I’ve managed all three so far this year, please clap 😅
Stylized illustration of a green jay, a blue faced bird with a yellow breast and green wings perched on a branch
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Still don't have birthday candles 😂
A pillar votive candle in front of the same strawberry cake acting as a birthday cake
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Happy birthday to me! 🎉🎉🎉
Top down view of a Victoria sandwich with hilariously massive strawberries
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A wee pumpkin toadlet for #WorldFrogDay. If you haven’t seen the slowed down videos of them jumping do yourself a favor and have a good giggle
Digital doodle of a pumpkin toadlet (Brachycephalus ephippium.) A small yellow orange frog facing right with large dark eyes and it’s mouth partially open on a pale background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pater sent me a photo of their ridiculous dog and called it La Maja Desnuda and he's not wrong
A large and leggy white dog sprawled on a gray slip covered sofa, his head propped on its armFrancisco Goya's painting La Maja Desnuda, a nude dark haired woman reclining with her arms lifted to support her head from behind
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Obsessed with this lint trap creature
Digital sketch of a dog (reportedly) that resembles a cotton ball on toothpicks
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Impulse bought a pair of glasses that should fit better than these smudge magnets so hopefully I won’t touch them as much. Went with the loud frames bc “why are we 40 if not to wear the fun glasses,” as the group chat concluded
A pair of blue green mottled glasses
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lovebirds for February’s #birdwhisperer
Digital sketch of black cheeked lovebirds side by side, one nibbling on the beak of another
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Robertson head bowed with closed caption reading “jesus, i see what you’ve done for other people, and i want that for me.”
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Head empty, only yarn (not pictured: motorboat is RUNNING)
Ginger cat snuggled up to a pile of teal yarn in a blanket with a particularly dim expression on his face
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Happy little pulpo
Digital doodle of a pink deep sea octopus looking particularly pancake-y, little find on their head waving
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I did actually start this earlier this month but only managed the basic composition. So, rushed through the rest of it (or, “all of it”) today. Well done self, you tried. Happy ten years, #birdwhisperer!
Monochrome sketch of a gyrfalcon perched on a branch on a green background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of Simone's favorite treats is drinking from the tap. So you'd think having the faucets dripping last night would've been great for her. Alas, she is too dumb and instead kept sitting on the counter and yelling at me to turn on the sink that's running.
A black cat drinking from a sink faucet
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I shoved her under the blanket because she was being too clingy. Fully expected her to immediately get back to climbing all over me but instead has been enjoying her babushka time
A black cat with green eyes peeking her head out from under a falsa. It's drapped over one ear and most of one eye
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yeah, all right, Pinterest, this one is probably fair
Screen cap of a Pinterest ad for a stuffed bear toy that is lumpily sitting up like a people
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ooooh, ooooooh
Two color digital doodle of a spectacled eider, a duck with a dark breast, green markings on its head, and dark rings around its eyes. Above it is written “Oooooooh,” an approximation of their very silly call.
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Snailboat
Colored pencil sketch of a snail with sails on their shell as though they were a boat on a blue background
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh, Pinterest ad, no, what did I do to deserve this curséd object
Screen cap of ad for faux marble toilets in green, blue, beige and turquoise with text that reads:
The Home Depot
1-Piece Elongated Toilet in Jade Green, 17 in. Marble...
Sponsored
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Came for belated Christmas and menudo at my parents today and collected a lemon from the tree for sympathetic magic reasons
Lemon pig on a stone counter with peppercorn eyes and a penny in its mouth
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Forgot to buy lemons so, come on terrible fake lemon pig, mama needs some good fortune
Loose digital doodle of a lemon pig
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resa! @disasterisms.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
We’ll see if the niece is still into plague doctors or if auntie resa has missed the mark again
Crocheted doll of a black clad plague doctor with a white beaky mask
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