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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t really like it either but I can at least respect it

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Rebecca Black ended up being a weird queer hyperpop musician

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We literally don’t need to have college fraternities. They’ve contributed nothing to society. Nothing.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jfc we really don’t need frats

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah that’s why it’s so awkward

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s still way worse than Dungeon Meshi

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah but it’s called Delicious In Dungeon specifically so that the abbreviation is D ‘n D

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What if you just took out the n and made it megaroseruiz

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do they burn through any witches?

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Duchamp was such a fucking king and sometimes even a queen.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Legit one of my favorite art objects of all time. I once wrote a paper on it, and in struggling to figure out how to do a formal analysis I started writing about the sensuality of the smooth porcelain. And that’s when I realized he got me. He fucking owned my ass and got me to say a toilet was sexy.

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026

this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl seems unbelievably annoying. Like I think I hate D&D now. That might’ve been the final straw.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026

If a man was at a party with a dozen women and he got so intoxicated that he couldn't function, he'd be about as safe as anyone could be because 99 times out of 100 the women would look after him and see that he got home safely.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You don't need to be the smartest, strongest, or fastest to succeed. You simply need to redefine success to include reading, napping, and eating your weight in fried potatoes.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tsundere to his face and then crazy obsessive yandere behind his back.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m humble enough to admit that I’m not quite as good as Michelangelo

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah they’ve done some wild shit but I shouldn’t speak too negatively about them now that I know they might pay me

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck it I’m a Jewish atheist and I’d do it

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Endarkenment by Anaal Nathrakh is the best blackened industrial power metal album ever made

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I dunno I just have a lesbian friend who swears that she’s secretly gay (which frustrates her because she hates her so much)

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’ll be Susan Collins next and we’ll finally get confirmation on Hillary.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s like they just threw a bunch of conspiracy words in a blender

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe some of these kids today could make their own coat stores but they’re too busy playing on their dang phones

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Holy shit I should watch that again

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The humanoid typhoon Vash the Stampede

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

His style was so cool and sleek

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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026

shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I mean I get the context here but like this is kinda the police’s own methods being used on them. Usually they’re let off the hook and the people they beat are vilified. It’s just that in this one instance, the protestors were the ones on the side of corrupt capitalist power.

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The lede is like something a soldier might have written decades after storming Omaha Beach, and having lived long enough to tell his grandchildren about how he somehow survived that fateful day.

For years, the first thing I did upon awakening was check Twitter to see if I had been canceled. After a quick name search to ensure that there was only the usual amount of frothing denunciation, I could get on with my day.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This rings such a bell for me. There was a time I was trying to get into tech and wound up in a call with some rich tech bros looking to make an AI trading bot. One was tripping super hard on LSD and talking about how he and the other guy met at a sex party. It was then I realized that I hated tech.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s been a while since I last watched wrestling so this post is when I realized that Pac was Neville. Damn, that guy had a serious presence. RIP man.

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Boo'dbeard 👻 @badbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All your time are belong to us

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve only seen a bit of Buffy but doesn’t she have to be initially dragged into being a slayer by Giles?

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