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Biff Clurton

@dirkdammit.bsky.social

130 followers 298 following 255 posts

Co-Host of the Shonen Flop podcast. He/Him, some kind of leftist, oil paint, guitar, blah blah blah death metal blah

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The humanoid typhoon Vash the Stampede

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Awwwww yeah

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tf is up with his neck tho

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is my fav cat painting I’ve done so far. My teachers were right, if you spend most of the time mixing the right colors then the actual painting goes pretty quickly.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hey guys according to this YouTube ad I keep getting the rapture happens today so be careful out there

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just realized my hair is now long enough to do this

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Another Fairfield Porter. He makes the kind of painting that your brain registers as real before correcting itself. Photos are not accurate representations of reality. A good painting looks more realistic (or “convincing”) than a photo.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is my boy Fairfield Porter. You see how he uses a mastery of color and value to keep each tree on a clearly defined plane even when they’re different colors? I’m so bad at that, dude. It’s so much harder than it looks.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This isn’t oil painting, it’s a pencil drawing by the legendary Käthe Kollwitz. God the subtlety though. The detail on the face is so light but so descriptive. She basically paints with a pencil.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is a painting by Felix Vallotton I fuckin love oil painting bro look how sick this shit is god damn

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I did a digital painting of a horse to prove I could

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Man I’m just depressed. Fuckin 17th most hyped video on YouTube are you kidding me?

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I painted a puppy

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Painting cats again

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Stuck in the car mechanic office while they’re playing The Masked Singer. Thankfully it’s a rerun so I can just look up who everyone is and what the fuck?

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Look at this man he is a ham

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Look at this man. Isn’t he neat?

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Look at this man he’s insane

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Oh hey we have a graphic like that for the Eagles too

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Been doing pet paintings

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Excerpt from a recently discovered unedited manuscript of “The Fellowship of the Ring” by J.R.R. Tolkien

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Sometimes I worry that I’m getting too normie and that I’ve lost my eye for abstract art. And then I see a painting of a bunch of red and gray splotches and the physicality of the brushstrokes make me literally start to cry. It’s so beautiful. I love being an annoying art guy.

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

Same, dude

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Does he even mention the fact that if you close the panels you can see earth?

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