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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 5h
もぐもぐふんふん
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 12h
"safe to date" 2023
A suitor with a bloody face presenting roses
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Luna @carbonoid.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Feelin good baby 😜 Headshot Commissioned for @bytedbeak.bsky.social xo #gorillaz #murdoc
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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venk @venkpng.bsky.social · 18h
❤️ #Deadlock
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Held By The Land
Beneath a moonlit, starry sky, silhouetted birds fly south, as a heavy stone disk descends over the land. A dark figure of a wolf woman sits, cradling a small wolf child in its lap. They rest, nestled among the islands towering over the landscape of isles, inlets, and mountains of the puget sound.
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 19h
Possible sticker designs hmm...
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Brdt-E @brdte.bsky.social · 18h
Do you feel the aura🤫😈🐺
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nebulous Deer Mouse Commission 2026 The return of the queer animals!
An illustration of a mouse pouncing out from a cluster of flowers.
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 22h
Drawtober • Day 8
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Floral Boys pins are back! 🌸🎮 meyocostudio.com/products/flo...
Collage of Floral Boys enamel pins by Meyoco Studio
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Shelter original painting auction is live! Ends on Thursday October 8th at 7.30pm 🐇🐚 Shares are super appreciated 💛💛 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Photo of my hand holding a watercolour painting of a couple of white bunnies sleeping in a half open blue mussel shell, on a black background. Small waves with lace-like foamy edges come in from the bottom of the painting
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Marco Nero, for Star Wars Insider #49, 2000
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Helixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 08/10/2026
#VGEN commission for @skiefire.net !! What a fun one for me to do. #Commission / #DragonArt / #VgenComm / #HelixelArt
A blue monochrome bust of a scaled dragon roaring to the right. It's mouth is open wide displaying rows of snake like teeth, a snake forked tongue and lots of drool stretching between the teeth. For Skiefire by Helixel
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Party In The Front - Comms Closed @partyinthefront.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A little but revealing preview of the almost finished cover
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🐟 mars (he/she)🔞 JOIN MAIL CLUB 📌 @odvunir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this came out sooo nice [ #art #pkmn ]
photo of a print depicting a dead, moss-covered onix in a sun-dappled clearing, surrounded by gastly and its evolutions.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...
einstein, wearing a green top, sitting cross legged at a computer with pong on the screen, looking back at you. he is holding a cassette and other cassettes are aying about. he has tiny angelic wings and looks to be sitting on a cloudy surface with light shining down on him. the computer looks as if has just been unwrapped as there is scrunched up paper under it and a bow still sitting on top.
prominent text: intelligent video games are here
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Old Traditions To Bring Back - Commission for @lebontoutou.bsky.social ~
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Six months have passed since the #ArtemisII mission and NASA has just released the reentry video from the Orion capsule! Here is a timelapse of the reentry, but be sure to check out the realtime version linked below! 🔭🧪
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Hawklorddragon @cimerians.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
'The Primitive' book cover by Peter Andrew Jones (1977) #scifiart
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a great commission round. I'll be announcing holiday commission openings soon and if you want to stay in the know, join the mailing list on my site! amyraehill.com About to ship these babies off to their new homes 🚀
Me smiling with a planter, yarn bowls, teapot, and angled cup featuring nebulae, moons, and a Mars landscape.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weretober2026 Day 7 - Prehistoric Shark 🦈
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 24/03/2026
Hey bsky! If you didn’t know already, we’re making a romcom! A heated, queer romcom set at a wedding! If you like romance, comedy, heists, hating billionaires or ridiculous farces, you should check out #WorstManOGN! Written/drawn by us, logo and lettering by the incredible @gofrankgo.bsky.social!
The cover to Worst Man. A handsome, skinny white guy with red hair, wearing a red suit, black shirt and orange tie is front and centre, toasting the camera. He's clearly been caught by a burly guy with olive skin and black curly hair, who's wearing a purple suit jacket, white shirt and purple tie. The burly guy is sat in a gigantic wedding cake, with the implication being he fell backwards into it catching the skinny guy. As a result the cake is collapsing around them, but the skinny guy's foot is holding up the cake topper, which is cartoony representations of a bride and groom.A comic page, with 5 panels. 4 panels are arranged in a stack down the left side, the fifth is a splash panel.

Banner at top of page: Saturday. Wedding in T-00h59m

PANEL 1: 

A close-in profile shot of a handsome, red-headed guy; he has a black eye and a thin trickle of blood running from his nose. He’s looking up, and mildly grinning.

GUY: I hate to be a bother, I do, but there’s an itch on my nose.

GUY: Hardly the end of the world, but would you mind?

PANEL 2:

A close shot behind the guy; we can see his hands, handcuffed behind the steel folding chair he’s sat on.

GUY: I’d do something about it myself, but my hands appear to be caught on something.

INTERROGATOR (OFF-PANEL): Is playing games something you really want to be doing right now?

PANEL 3:

The guy is cheekily flirting with the interrogator, who’s walking behind him.

GUY: You’re the one who put me in handcuffs…

INTERROGATOR: Come on, man…

PANEL 4:

The guy is rolling his eyes.

GUY: Fine. What do you want to know?

SPLASH PANEL:

Looking over the interrogator’s shoulder, as the guy is looking up at him, with a cheeky grin.

INTERROGATOR: What exactly have you been doing here? And why the fuck are you doing it?

GUY: Oh, you actually want my story? Colour me surprised.A comic page of 8 panels.

PANEL 1: a photograph of a group of people disembarking a fancy boat onto a jetty.

GUY (CAPTION): I was contracted to work this wedding, which let me tell you is stressful at short notice.

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): Contracted?

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): Who the hell contracted you?

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): What is it you even do?!

PANEL 2:

A cut-out panel of the guy one arm draped over the back of his chair, the other hand gesturing. He’s grinning charmingly.

GUY: I’m the Worst Man.

INTERROGATOR (OFF PANEL): …the what?

INTERROGATOR (OFF PANEL): And how did you get free?

PANEL 3:

The guy is flashing a grin and showing his hands in a shrug.

GUY: Oh, come on, I talk with my hands.

PANEL 4:

The guy is holding his hand in a “so-so” gesture.

GUY: Ok, so.

GUY: Sometimes there’s a couple that are settling, right?

PANEL 5:

The guy is pulling a “yikes” expression.

GUY: They’ve convinced they’re happy, they’re forever happy.

PANEL 6:

The guy is looking serious.

GUY: A friend or family member knows they aren’t, but doesn’t want the social fallout of pointing it out.

PANEL 7:

The guy is lazily gesturing to himself.

GUY: So they hire me to reveal the truth in a more subtle way, before they get married.

PANEL 8:

The guy is looking up.

INTERROGATOR (OFF PANEL): So why are you involved here?

GUY: In this case, the story goes back a while.A comic page with 4 panels.

PANEL 1:

A sprawled dossier showing research on a couple; a cis woman and a trans woman. 

GUY (CAPTION): Several years ago I was contracted to work on Galatea Telford and Merritt McElligott—

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): That’s the bride’s sister, not the bride.

GUY (CAPTION): Uh, yeah. What’s your point?

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): So she’s not who I’m asking about.

GUY (CAPTION): Patience. This is background.

PANEL 2:

A shot of the guy talking to Merritt and Galatea around a school teacher’s desk, planning some sort of schedule.

GUY (CAPTION): So I got a temp job at the school where Merritt and Galatea work.

PANEL 3: 

A shot of the three of them in a bar, with some other people. All of them are laughing except the guy, who’s a little more detached.

GUY (CAPTION): Even met some of their friends.

PANEL 4:

A shot of Merritt and Galatea back at the teacher’s desk, flirting. The guy is looking in through the door, a small, sad smile.

GUY (CAPTION): But what I was coming to learn was—

INTERROGATOR (CAPTION): Enough. I’m dying of old age here.
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running shoes
Illo of a young dainty fairy in workout wear stretching for a run. Drawn by gdbee, Sept 2026
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Celesse ✿ @celesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Witch's Garden 🌱✨ #art #Drawtober #cats
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/10/2026
PALPATINE: I have cloned you from my body. You are like me SNOKE: why am I so large PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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michael @michfoolery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he likes jumping off buildings
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jesperish @jesperish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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鳥住ヨモ @birdmofu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🦅 #OC
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ansbach doodle
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this months print club!
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✸ ૮ ・ﻌ・ა ✸ @blushingyokai.xyz · 02/10/2026
⛓️🐐⛓️
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 06/04/2026
Little witch on a break. Gouache on paper. Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad... Original still available!
Painting by Victoria Maderna, little witch on a comfy chair with a black cat on her lap and a crow.
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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INIRO @ bg tips pdf is out!! @iniro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
intruder
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How I made my painting for the Gravity Falls Tribute Show!
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Slim @sl1mskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New York will be mine 🦇
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微分方程 @matlab-exe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
king's gambit #deadlock #deadlockfanart
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Gustavo Rinaldi @gusrinaldi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just the image (with a few touch-ups) :D
Drawing of Cinderella dressed as Frankenstein's bride lokking happily at a Jack-o'-Lantern carriage with a hunchback man as conductor and a headless black horse with their neck on fire. The Fairy Godmother is flying above her, wearing a fake green nose to disguise herself.
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOWL
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Celesse ✿ @celesse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omw back to spooky school 📚🧡 #art #cats
A warm drawing of a black cat wearing a witch hat and dressed in a coat and patchwork scarf. They sit atop an old-fashioned suitcase and hold a book and wand, with a stack of books beside them and a broom leaning against the case. Sunflowers and a signpost with a wagon symbol on it frame the background as they watch for their ride back to school.
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Poetry #Painting #EverdayMagic Nature is not stingy with her miracles We simply forget to look 🎨 Abby Jacobs
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Aleriia_V @aleriiav.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🔴 youtu.be/3T5fgmCcIhs Timelapse of drawing of ABSOLUTE ZATANNA
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drawtober • Day 1
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