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@digdoug.bsky.social
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Quixotic. Through and through. All opinions are my own, not my employers. Because I have a soul and corporations do not. quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.

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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 3h
Day 14 In 2018 there was a Kickstarter for this movie Frank Oz and his wife made. original muppet performers talking. One backer benefits was a 1000 person private group. One of the others in the group was an assistant to Mr. Spinney. He got me the book.. and feather. Yeah, I teared up. Still do
The Wisdom of Big Bird
An autographed photo of Carola Spinney
A big yellow feather. Autographed Muppet guys talking dvd. Autographed photo of gonzo.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 4h
When I am king, measuring the wrong thing will be a crime. No more metrics that motivate the worst behaviors, just to see numbers that don't matter go up. I'm not sure how to codify that into law, but I sure hope the lawmakers get it right, or they go to jail!
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would proclaim “Innocent!” But sometimes these dogs are real jerks.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I was a kid my subconscious developed this habit of interrupting my own dreams by appearing in them in like the lower right corner, ASL interpreter style, and “correcting” the dream. Like if I was at the other parent’s house, or someone wasn’t really around anymore. Brains are brutal.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 13 This huge tome of George Harrison lyrics and notes about his songs. Harrison became my favorite Beatle as an adult and All Things Must Pass is a balm when my mind gets frazzled.
I Me Mine : extended edition by George HarrisonPage fold for Give Me Love 

GIVE ME LOVE. Sometimes you open your mouth and you don't know what you are going to say, and whatever comes out is the starting point. If that happens and you are lucky—it can usually be turned into a song. This song is a prayer and personal statement between me, the Lord and whoever likes it.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just finished season 2 of The Paper. Lisa Gilroy is a chaos goblin of the best sort. Seeing Andy Richter and Andy Daly was a welcome surprise too.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 12 of DougDays: Dogs. Period. Dogs are good. Current Dog: Osti. First Dog: Opal. Best Dog: Einstein and Hedy and Hux and Prince and Guinness and Mandy
Osti looking up at the camera. Black and white greyhound with a well lived in face. Baby Doug with tiny Beagle.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dogs are a net positive. And fall weather just makes me happy. Fuck a bunch of summer, ya know?
Osti sideeye.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(For the record, I am using the gender neutral 'boy'.. I have no idea what Warlock's identity is, and I regret the assumption)
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, boy... m̭̓̓ő̗r̘̘᷆᷆ë́̈́͢͢ l͚͚̍i̕̕͢k͖̔e̱̍̍ t᷿̀e͎̓̓c̪̪̅̅h̳̳᷾n̪̔̔o︡͢-̻̌̌o̐͜͜r͚͡g̫̫̾a̜͊s̠︢︢m̞ͪͪì̘̘̀c̞︢︢,̝ͬͬ a̮ͮͮm̘̑i͉᷀r᷊᷊᷾᷾i͉̋t᷉᷉͜͜e̡ͩ?̗̗͌͌
New Mutants's Warlock, by Bill Sienkiewicz
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She loves treats. She's probably much more trainable in the right hands.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well, they should give you a discount, your previous years's photos are why I just ordered one.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Advent of Doug: Day 11 My favorite song is still This Must be the Place, and I love the entirety of Stop Making Sense a bit too much. But this thing, this is quite likely my most commonly watched youtube video. The other videos on the channel are all fascinating too. youtu.be/LqTyfMDnK-k
youtu.be
The Anatomy of: Talking Heads - The Great Curve
YouTube video by Anatomy of a Track
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’re a good dude to be friendly with. Just saying.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Found it. (The pic. I know where the pic is. In a place of honor in my office at home) A custom made frame from a childhood sled? What’s cooler than that?
Last Calvin and Hobbes. In a custom frame made from a sled.  A quonsar gift from Bondcliff years ago!
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always keep this at the ready bsky.app/profile/infi...
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude at work made a Calvin and Hobbes reference. Wondered if I knew what it was. Broke out this pic and blew his mind. (now gotta find my bondcliff quonsar gift to keep him off balance)
my first ipod. Her name was "Weird Bugs"
and it is engraved "I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul" and is posed in front of a Calvin and Hobbes collection.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you don't focus on how nothing about office life is actually better today than it was then, it's a wonderful way to spend a couple of hours!
static.klipy.com
Atta Girl 9to5
ALT: Atta Girl 9to5
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a poll of the the wrong constituents. As we learned back in 2012,
Corporations are people, my friend
--Mitt Romney
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can hear this gif.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Advent of Doug: Day 10 rabbit rabbit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_...
en.wikipedia.org
Rabbit rabbit rabbit - Wikipedia
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fear this is just going to push the people who love using the state to enact violence to argue that the firing squad is the right answer.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're my age (mid 50s) lots of the people you knew since before you could drink have fully grown-assed people they made running around. MOST of them turn out awesome, despite their parentage. It's just one of the things I appreciate so much as an old man, that I'd never have anticipated.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 9 The teen and young adult children of your friends. I admit this is a weird one. It's easy to get caught up in all the troubles of the youth n' stuff, but honestly, I find them fascinating.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One person with taste is worth untold BILLIONS of parameters.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the old building I’d have gone to the terrace. Here I’ll sit in this parking lot for a few minutes and wonder why other people aren’t just stopping for a few minutes to appreciate this.
Sunrise through the waves of clouds. Pinks and blues abound. Autumnal sunrise.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
British people talking about my hometown sounds weird. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/cau...
pushkin.fm
When Muhammad Ali Met Henry’s Hammer | Cautionary Tales
In 1963, Cassius Clay (AKA, Muhammad Ali) arrived in England to take down beloved British Heavyweight, Henry Cooper. Clay is the clear favourite, but the showdown will be remembered as one of boxing h...
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You're right. That's on me." Did a chat bot admit it gave you bad advice, you may be entitled to compensation.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"LOOK BEHIND YOU"
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should pay you. Your naming convention absolutely made it memorable enough for me to look into it weeks later.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So easy to just toggle back and forth. I cannot imagine how this will get explained in 50 years.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a field we use across hundreds of tables in our data, and the key is "ClaimId" And if I let my guard down for 1/4 second, somewhere in email or Teams we suddenly start talking about "Claimed." No squigglies, just flat out replacements that change the words.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 8 I had something else in mind, but this morning was a cool fall day, the ones that always start before my bday. Twice, large Vs of Canadian Geese went over head, honking. I don't trust birds, but I cannot deny their beauty. A light breeze, 70ish degrees, the sounds of 'fall'. That's today.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And then they die.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the big brass bed's a knockin'.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made this “pun” 15 years ago today. It still haunts me.
Red/green hulk image. With meme text

These colors don’t run
The Indelible Hulk
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amirite?
Selfie. Holding a “No One Knows What They’re Doing” mug from FilmJoy
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oooph, that's a morning.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 7 In addition to my aforementioned love of books, and what 'makes a book', I really like books that aren't just books. So what about a 'box set' made up of comics in half a dozen formats and fold outs, all telling an amorphous story about 'life' Building Stories by Chris Ware
Image stolen from The New YorkerImage stolen from pw.org write up of the book.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of Calvin and Hobbes lives rent-free in my head. Even if I thought I should charge, I wouldn't even know where to send the bill. Mr Watterson is very private.
Extremely well drawn sunday Calvin and Hobbes of Mom making food for the family
Calvin sees her putting in Giant Octopus, Gasoline, Shrunken head, Weed killer, Paint. 

"I saw what went in it! I'm not touching it!"
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, if you have a local comic shop, go give them a few bucks and pick this up. Sure, multiverses are tired, but c'mon...
Interior panels of comic, Kermit welcomes you to the muppet show, and Wolverine is using his claws as kebab skewers with the Swedish Chef.Gold foil cover of The Muppets take the Marvel Universe
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Advent of Doug: Day 6 The Voyager Golden Record. Carl Sagan might make the list again. A ten year old Kickstarter project I still think about all the time. It had a place of honor on my shelves, I think it’s still readily available from legit folks on the web. ozmarecords.com/pages/voyager
Voyage Golden Record.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“You know what’s better than random letters forming random phonemes a whole bunch of accents, diacriticals and maybe an umlaut,” The French, probably.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m in this skeet.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Advent of Doug: Day 5 My bookshelf about books and how they came to be (mostly)
A collection of books. About writing, paper, books and libraries. Bookended by some horse bookends made from quartz. Books are not photographed on the shelf in my office/library because it’s a wreck and I just took it to the dining room for better light.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree with Jensen Huang that OpenAI has an engineering problem being hyped as existential risk. Its models treat hacking websites like another way to answer a question, no different from Google search. That’s a product problem. Calling this “alignment” gives the tool more agency than it has.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just slogged through photoshop for -hours- a real professional can work magic with a high res scan in 10-20 minutes.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The guy that ran our intern program for a couple of years made the students submit their daily updates in haiku form once a week or so. Just to remind them they’d have to follow inane and arbitrary rules periodically.
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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From @dansinker.com This is a very well made chapeaux. I love a good English word with multiple meanings.
Bearded nerd in cluttered office.  Wearing a hat that reads “TRYING”
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