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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Think your career prospects are bad? I was one of the '118' guys

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

decided im gonna become a Captain of Industry

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The one time I tried to put reindeer antlers on my cat she said the word "don't" in a normal human voice. Too afraid to recreate this under lab conditions.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

[at the xmas dinner table] Do you mind if I vape? Well actually... *rips a phat, and I mean PHAT cloud*

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Santa is a metaphor for Jesus right?

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

'I could have another you in a minute, matter of fact he'll be here in a minute.' Me activating the Cloning Vat

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

cannibals sending xmas cards with "Seasons Eatings" smh

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

wait, you need a license to be a Greengrocer?

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Now you expect this court to believe, that your father was a 'rolling stone', a clump of inorganic matter in perpetual motion, which somehow procreated with a human female

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

nice try, but you forgot just one thing. I'm you from the future, so I knew you we're going to do that

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

all I can say is 'no nut November' can't come soon enough

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

biblically accurate Tifa r34

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

looking forward to Squid Game 2 mainly to hear characters do that sassy disdainful 'tsk' sound

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

absolutely not made from oats people

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I'm a Squirrell Girl main now

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Them: imagine having sex with a guy who wears Dragon Ball Z shirts Me: *wears a Vegeta shirt during sex*

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Every 12 to 18 months, an upgraded model of Bill Gates emerges from Microsoft’s secret underground facility and immediately sets off to find and destroy its previous incarnation.

Bill Gates emerges from a trap door in a stone sidewalk on a city street.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

you havent posted on Bsky for hours, your mother and I have been worried sick. please don't do that to us again

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I don't like to brag, but I appeared in 34 searches on LinkedIn this week.

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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

well Kate Bush, instead of trying to make a deal with God why dont you make a great value deal with your local Black Friday retailer!

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

everyone asks about black friday but not how friday

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

maybe the real thanks was the giving we did along the way

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

work colleagues used to call me 'boring guy', until I showed them my Velma rule34 collection. now they call me 'interesting guy'

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

name something you do a lot in video games but rarely in real life: jump

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

For anyone outside the US, if you meet any Americans today make sure to say "thanks". The big smile on their face when they realize you are respecting their culture is so heartwarming.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

May the best van win. Me, presenting the 2024 Van of The Year Awards.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

oh wow its me

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

if I had one wish, it would be go back to the era when Get Ur Freak On was the main most popular song out

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

you make one risqué Runescape joke and HR says "You have flushed your professional career down the toilet."

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

people don't say "bravo!" anymore smh

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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Even Warhammer isn't as Warhammer as the skull of Mary Magdalene in the basilica of Saint-Maximin-la-Sainte-Baume

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Might become the first person to use emojis on Bsky. :) Might become the emoji guy. :)

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If it bleeds we can kill it. Me, on radiators.

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 22/11/2024

coffee: - expensive - too hot - wait a long time for clerk to cook it for you - beans gathered by slaves - not allowed to make at home soda: - affordable - refreshing temperature - open and drink instantly - no beans involved - can enjoy at home or on the go winner: soda

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Scampi do not swim in a manner reminiscent of 'scampering'. This proves that there is no 'intelligent design', and therefore, no god.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Has anyone figured out a talent point build to unlock "Remember Names" and "Remember Faces" at the same time?

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Millenial privilege: I can afford to drink a Huel every morning to get all my vitamins and stuff, and then eat garbage for the rest of the day without any worries about long term health.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

That feeling of tasting something you expect not to like, but then you're pleasantly surprised to actually like. They should bottle that.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"Its like the 4th of July out there!" Me, a European, who has never seen a firework in real life, because they're dangerous.

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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 18/11/2024

GUL DUKAT: Welcome to Cardassia, planet of the assholes. CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO: But surely you can't all be assholes ELIM GARAK: Au contaire, my good bitch.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

"World's Strongest Man" but Elrond says there is no strength left in the world of Men.

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Avon Dad Hunk @diemzero.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

wear your largest ornamental tusks on the zoom call to assert dominance

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