David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Caq promising to get rid of first past the post in 2018, then saying in 2022 that it was delayed due to the pandemic but that they'd do it after the 2022 election, only to get zero seats in 2026 because of first past the post, is deeply funny 010
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 03/10/2026RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING will haunt my dreams and nightmares for weeks and weeks. Ac8 is great 000
Reposted by David TurnerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source. 480150683212
Reposted by David TurnerMicah @rincewind.run · 02/06/2026I grew up on Cold War spy stories and all of them are retroactively ruined at this point because how do you take a life and death plot to place a mid-level agent seriously when real actual life involves “bill pulte named DNI” 2964575
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Or doing what Elon did where he takes out personal loans using his shares as collateral, to avoid paying the capital gains he'd owe if he sold the shares 170
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Why is it called a social security Number if it's actually three hyphenated numbers 000
Reposted by David TurnerDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/04/2026Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.wired.comUSAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People KnewPolitical appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution. 19599414086
Reposted by David Turner🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/04/2026this is the least surprising thing in the world, which does not lessen the importance of investigating it 729855
Reposted by David TurnerRobert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 11/04/2026I still do not understand why Democrats in Congress did not pick an enormous fight over this. 681515342
Reposted by David Turner🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 10/04/2026lmao, they have no cards, except for the strait flush that they're currently holding with everyone's money on the table 2174983
Reposted by David TurnerMicah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one 72110282241
Reposted by David TurnerDingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The most New York aspect of this is the caller who, after learning she’s speaking with the mayor of NYC, immediately reverts to asking him to handle her question about whether recycling will pick up her mirror which is “not too big and not too small” 3665
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The series really jumped the shark with FF1, which had convoluted time loops where the villain was their own origin story, and a warmech built by an extinct race in a castle flying in the stratosphere 1100
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 04/04/2026More video games need to let you fight modern attack helicopters with trebuchets 000
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I have had this dream every three months for a decade and can't make it stop, it's always "Oh I literally never showed up to class and kept putting it off and now it's final exam time and I didn't study" 110
Reposted by David Turnerandy™ @andylevy.net · 03/04/2026you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes: 134135473108
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 02/04/2026So the US will either be leaving the conflict in 1-3 weeks with the strait still closed, or be attacking civilian energy structures. That's uh, super clarifying. 000
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sure, she's better than most of the alternatives and even if she loses, her voice will be good at influencing the policies and priorities of the party 030
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It's okay, we'll have the excavation equipment there to dig through all of them, that definitely won't go terribly wrong in eight hundred ways 010
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these people think "everyone else is an idiot and will keep buying shares so even though I'm smart enough to know these companies/futures will have trouble, I'll be able to make money if I invest too" 030
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The term "illegal immigrant" has always been so insidious 020
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Yeah but presumably so did Stephenson when he was working for AR company Magic Leap for like six years 030
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I can see it getting fully acquired and folding into Microsoft in a few years 051
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I would agree, but I do think separate to that that he has a habit of announcing really stupid ideas on Friday right after markets close, and walking it back Monday morning after hearing from people all weekend tell him how bad whatever it is would be 080
Reposted by David Turner🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 19/03/2026this is particularly egregious because first and foremost, mullin really *is* dangerously unqualified for this job, but also because fetterman was the deciding vote, rand paul wanted to nuke mullin from orbit and would have done it 241039200
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Every time a new Quebec story breaks, I'm reminded why I left Quebec 010
Reposted by David TurnerZach @thrustwr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026>it is the 1980s >the Russians are mired in a big war against a neighbor >there's a tanker war in the Hormuz strait >US ships are firing at Iran >the USN realizes it's MCM capabilities are completely inadequate after years of under investments >Trump is talking about taking Kharg Island 7480101
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Did someone prank you by taping a short sword to your phone? I've lost many inside pockets to that classic prank before I started to do regular sword checks 020
Reposted by David TurnerSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I feel like it should be more widely unpopular that in the past year we’ve witnessed the creation of an American Stasi required to meet arrest quotas who utilize an AI technology created by a company run by a sweaty raisin of a billionaire who thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist. 3538021708
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 12/03/2026They also want the people who disagrees with them to be enraged and angry when they see these cringe, horrible videos. It's state sponsored trolling as a political ideology. 020
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 12/03/2026We just need a new iron dome to cover this part of the map, easy 080
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I genuinely wonder how much of this type of international thinking on Trump is from translators making his speeches seem actually coherently delivered 1121
Reposted by David TurnerSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026is it morally or legally right? no has it achieved any long standing strategic aims outside of degrading iranian strike assets? no did any plan go into thinking about the second-order effects of this conflict? no 759573
Reposted by David Turnershaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/03/2026leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do" 10275851632
Reposted by David TurnerSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i still find it absolutely fucking incredible that Marco Rubio has a imagined version of Chiang Kai-Shek that he's turned into a ancestor spirit for the GOP 311043146
Reposted by David TurnerJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026WE STILL DON'T HAVE A CLEAR ANSWER ON THE MOST BASIC QUESTION ABOUT THE IRAN WAR WHY did the U.S. go to war? A Popular Information review of public statements over the last 9 days found 17 DIFFERENT EXPLAINATIONS. Many of which contradict each other. 🧵popular.info9 days in, the most basic question about the Iran war remains unansweredIn just over a week, Trump and top administration officials have given at least 17 different responses about why the war began 1022170746
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'm the weirdo that has my oven clock and microwave clocks an hour apart so that one of them is always right 110
Reposted by David TurnerNarrative Matters (@itsnarrative on Twitter) @narrativematters.bsky.social · 08/03/2026there is no reforming this; firing and prosecution is the compromise position 08328
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I'm guessing at that point, whoever the next hardliner Ayatollah is will say they won't build nuclear missiles, and Trump will fly a mission accomplished banner and add to his "wars stopped counter", having changed nothing aside from meaningless deaths and spending 050
Reposted by David TurnerReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 01/03/2026honestly kinda wild that we really just made the Ryan Doctrine real 2815
Reposted by David TurnerSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026what if Samaritan from Person of Interest existed but the government was doing it in the open 3709
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Remembering when people thought Bloomberg would win the nomination in 2020 110
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 27/02/2026My guess is an LLM with no training and a wide variance as a result 060
Reposted by David TurnerAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF 836153588047
Reposted by David TurnerLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is why people are so upset when people say Democrats need to stop focusing on trans issues because it's too woke and people aren't ready for it: we're not talking minor inconvenience here. We're not talking microaggressions We're talking: they are stripping IDs from trans people 323635900
Reposted by David TurnerMicah @rincewind.run · 20/02/2026important reminder for any remaining government lawyers staring down this nightmare case load: real winners quit 364692
David Turner @die-no.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My take as a software engineer is that it's really good at making quick throwaway prototypes, hobby projects, and apps and tools to help coworkers that aren't customer facing, but is bad at making code that's easy to read and maintain, or that's reliable at a high threshold. 010