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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2026

vibe check

green hill against a cloudy sky with a large white NO inscribed on it

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had a couple walk out early in my show on Saturday night because, according to the manager, the guy said "I'm not going to watch some fucking Jew." Fair enough, but to be that anti-semitic yet still buying a ticket to see a guy named J. Elvis Weinstein just seems like bush league hate.

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Rachel Dempsey @racheldempsey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I fucking hate this patronizing bigoted bitch.

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Manohla Darkness @manohladargis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

amazing — read until the end

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"Marty! Hear me out. The Color of More Money. This time, I'm the old one. I mean [loud laugh] not OLD. Obviously no one would believe that. But I think my fans are ready to see me as, you know, 50...49, 50. Late forties." "But you'll be 65." [pause] "You know, I came to you with this as a courtesy."

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Everyone have a nice two days and get it out of your system, because between Tuesday and Election Day, we are not doing the Bsky "You have to EARN my vote" and "I live in a blue state so my protest vote is fine" and "The two parties are the same" thing. Take all that look-at-me shit somewhere else.>

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There are a few Democrats--Buttigieg first among them--who know how to go on Fox News and control the table. If you're not one of them, don't go on! You'll be fine!

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's just not that hard to answer by saying, "I'm not playing this game. Next question."

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Agree, and I will add that Mamdani's sense of optics remains faultless as well. This handshake made Giuliani look diminished, deflated, even a little needy. The last Democratic politician who knew how to perform civility without warmth was Obama; it is very effective when done right.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is why you don't hand awards shows over to people who think that awards, clips, and speeches are the show's necessary evil. Know your audience.

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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This man won his primary by 30 points.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"in light of jk rowling being a terf, list some kids fantasy authors who are allies" lmao it's all of them, like literally all of them except rowling. like literally

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Galen @galengalengalen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I hate that Donald Trump is the one throwing backyard cage fights at the White House. I feel like Pritzker Kahn needs to get Noche De Los Grandes moved to the Lincoln Park Zoo. @nomads.bsky.social

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RevDJEsq @revdjesq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait, Bob Mackie tricked us, and Tina Turner was only 5'4"?!?!?!?!?!

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I regret to say that we have another violation and a warrant has been issued for The Five Star Weekend. It gives me no pleasure to report this

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

One of my longest held die-on-this-hill aesthetic opinions: if you’re covering a song, you do not generally need to change the lyrics to match your gender. Just trust the audience! Luke Combs sang “Fast Car” as Tracy Chapman wrote it and it was great!

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Surely Yomtov Gasoline is a late-inning reliever with an explosive fastball

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

they say that one of the ways that you, as a craftsman, show honor to God is by the careful and meticulous practice of your trade, and ricky gervais' comedy is so lazy that it feels blasphemous

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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I’m a pretty dedicated agnostic, and even I know this to be true

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Video of me and Prime Minister Ocasio-Cortez shaking hands in front of an enormous dirigible factory. She is holding a big scissors, with which she will cut a ribbon. You cannot hear what I am saying to her, but read my lips to find: "Don't get that thing near the dirigibles. You'll pop 'em."

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Sagittarius: Each day brings you closer to being what teens will call “the ancient dork.”

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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

It may be a generational thing but I can't image spending hours of my day listening to some dipshit flap his gums. Don't these people have any inner life at all?

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

ny times sanewashing "trump says the world is flat, people with eyes disagree"

Trump Says a Recession Might Be Worth the Cost. Economists Disagree.
President Trump and his advisers say his policies may cause short-term pain but will produce big gains over time. Many economists are skeptical of those arguments.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Lure the Americans in with visions of living in a stable democracy governed by people who aren’t sociopaths? Also, poutine and Moosehead?

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

This whole campaign is disgraceful. This administration which is riddled with actual antisemites is using antisemitism as a stalking horse for its campaign against all universities. A kind of elaborate and hideous gaslighting.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

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Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Christopher Hitchens got paid top dollar to write that women aren't funny. It was a golden age.

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David Mack @davidmack.pro · 18/03/2025

In case anyone’s forgotten, USIP is =not= a federal agency, =not= part of the executive branch, and =not= subject to the whims of Musk and DOGE, who committed felonies by forcing their way into its offices. All who did so ought to be in police custody and facing criminal charges.

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

i hope it has a happy ending

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/03/2025

Elon Musk explaining cars to Trump: "It's literally like a golf cart that goes really fast."

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

The Republican Speaker's chief of staff drunkenly crashed a Tesla after listening to Trump's speech? Sure thing, lazy metaphor. OK.

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I just got back from 36 hours in Ukraine with my brother Scott. Wanted to share a story from while we were there. At a hospital, we talked with a wounded Ukrainian soldier. I asked him what he thought about the recent change in US policy. His response in English was, “What the fuck.”

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

The Illegal For the Stock Market to Go Down Act of 2025

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

standard privatization pillaging, it's being eliminated so it can be replaced at 10x cost by SpaceX which will then produce ecoterrorist light shows

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

The best time to sell your Tesla was before Trump said he was buying one. The second best time is now.

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Kercher @kercher.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

He really does

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

You don't even have to be high-toned about the common good or whatever, just go with "You paid for these services and they're taking them away"

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

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