Reposted by shanzralauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/11/2024"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree 1458247831
Reposted by shanzraKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/11/2024too many cis people have internalized the past decade of transphobia about how if they make a single minor mistake towards a trans person we'll go supernova meanwhile most trans people i know are hesitant to correct anyone on anything because they don't want to make a thing out of it. 9141351229
Reposted by shanzraTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59176114722
Reposted by shanzraSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits 7366102
Reposted by shanzramattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/10/2023a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously 359197
Reposted by shanzraderek van vliet @derek.bike · 03/10/2023her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me: 6157441201
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 11/10/2023archiveofourown.org/works/25210600 anyway! Where my #stonathan enjoyers at bc I just updated the fic I've been writing for what has been, at this point, years. 041
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Twitter is down on mobile for me 🤡 time to share nonsense here. 010
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 24/08/2023The last thing I want to experience this year is a republican debate season 030
Reposted by shanzraJosh @joshmlabelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2023The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires. 13849602101
Reposted by shanzrawint @dril.bsky.social · 16/08/2023if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock 302226291
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 07/08/2023@elliejohnno.bsky.social give Bennie an invite code lol 120
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 06/08/2023Why does the TL here stop after a certain point??? 😭 what if I didn't see what my friends posted a few days ago??? You expect me to do what? Go to their profiles?! Disgusting. 220
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Poppy had her first pupaccino today please appreciate how cute she is 020
Reposted by shanzraChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/08/2023Just one more freeway will fix this I promise that's all you need is just one more bro trust me it'll totally work this time 2020219
Reposted by shanzraAdam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 01/08/2023me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary 484183918
Reposted by shanzrajess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 05/07/2023artists! you can make your own media tab, here's how! -log in to skyfeed.app -click "feed builder" -copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword -add an icon and a name/description, copy that link. now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art! 20780774003
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Have you looked at pictures of poppy today? These are my current favorites. 040
Reposted by shanzraGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/07/2023I'm starting a crew who's in 7445011263
Reposted by shanzraElla Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 24/07/2023shoutout to everyone who's gonna accidentally pull up porn sites when we try to go to twitter 45010
Reposted by shanzraNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 23/07/2023“‘The Social Network’ made me want to get into entrepreneurship”is like “‘Wall Street’ made we want to get into finance,” and overlaps heavily with thinking the point of “Scarface” and “Fight Club” is that Tony Montana and Tyler Durden are super cool guys with awesome lives you should emulate. 914027
Reposted by shanzrabakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2023im kind like a cross between don draper, the joker, tony soprando and the evil superman from 'the boys', and tyler durden and rorschach, and patrick bateman. and spawn and the clown guy that john leguizamo played in the spawn, and the merovingian 1319728
Reposted by shanzraGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 23/07/2023Wondering why Silence of the Lambs didn't create more fashion designers 23703121
Reposted by shanzrawint @dril.bsky.social · 22/07/2023just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to 4260391293
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 17/07/2023How long do I need to be here to get invite codes. Is it that I'm not posting enough? It's hard to want to use this app when I only know 2 or 3 people who got codes before me :/ 100
shanzra @dicktective.bsky.social · 13/07/2023every time i read bsky i think "bisky" and not bluesky 040