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Dick Punchmaster

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Jack of all trades, Master of Puppets

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh, sure. But when I do it, I get pepper-sprayed and beaten with sticks. Double-standard much ?!?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don’t you dare get horny for Nancy Mace, you idiots. Have some self respect. Or at least a cooler kind of self loathing. Gross, man!
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
BREAKING: Josh Hawley moves into Lindsey Graham's closet.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Medal ceremony at the end of Star Wars featuring heroes R2D2, Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie and Donnie
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"I don't need a recipe for this! Oh hey, could you explain the recipe for this?"
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I made another thing...
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is an idea I wrote up back in 2011 as a potential project to pursue, that I just found on an old hard drive. I didn't realize at the time, that I was predicting the modern GOP. I give you... "Vikings"
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/05/2026
Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.
The Far Side Midvale school for the gifted cartoon, but with Trump pushing on the door
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really the only appropriate way for Tom Homan to end his statement this morning was in the signature R. Budd Dwyer style, but I guess all Homan’s paper bags are too stuffed with cash
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets. Thank you for your service.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Excellent use of 12 seconds.
Tweet from Adam quoting Rep. Pat Ryan telling Pete Hegseth that his tenure as Secretary of Defense has been “shameful and weak” and that he should resign. Below is a video still of Rep. Ryan speaking at a hearing.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s ok Donald, move into the Light… go, follow the Light… (ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bullshit. Demand that @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team reinstate #PattonOswalt and stop supporting abusers and their defenders 😠 #FreePattonOswalt
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Holy shit, it gets worse...
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A-HOL
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Holy shit!
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 20/10/2025
New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Here you go, feel free to steal it.🙂
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Fuck "Abolish ICE." We need "Arrest and prosecute ICE."
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Chip Chantry @chipchantry.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s fucking bullshit that those assholes in Europe and all you dipshits didn’t award me the Nobel motherfuckin Peace Prize. Fuck all of you assclowns. EAT SHIT
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Let's all commemorate a truly deserved Nobel Peace Prize. I'm sure Donald Trump will love that.
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert via TikTok: "We heard that JD Vance loves a good-natured, funny meme, so we made one just for him!"
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
What trump thought he was doing vs. what the world saw:
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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The BK Kiddo @jkiddo24.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Disney salutes Pete Davidson, setting a moral example in forgiveness for all of us by performing for the same people who killed his dad.
Pete Davidson like "yeah, i was orphaned by 9/11 but I've got a nut"
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Meanwhile at Trump’s golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland 🔥
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The Long Walk is a brutal movie but really good. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is a fantastic antagonist.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
👀Air Bud Dwyer didn't kill himself👀 - KH
Air Budd Dwyer/Epstein/Maxwell photo shared to investigators before a fateful press conference
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just had my account suspended over on the hell site. No idea why.
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"Yup, that's me. Donald Trump. I guess you're wondering how it got to this..."
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A national disgrace. Public Broadcasting as an institution is worth more to this country and the world than the combined *lives* of every single MAGA-voting "person" (not just 'the billionaire' ones, either) and restoring/building this needs to be a priority for any Democrat candidate.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Dropkick Murphys for the win at Warped Tour over the weekend in Long Beach playing their song "First Class Loser" with an epic backdrop video 🔥
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"I'm Donald Trump, and my penis is teeny-tiny."
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Jumbo Tron (2025)
Two people having an affair who would like to connect with you on LinkedIn are horrified to discover they are trapped in a Coldplay concert.
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
There was no Epstein Files, it was swamp gas.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2025
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded theonion.com/ted-cru...
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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