Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This is an idea I wrote up back in 2011 as a potential project to pursue, that I just found on an old hard drive. I didn't realize at the time, that I was predicting the modern GOP. I give you... "Vikings" 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Fun Fact: It's been a thing in the Philly area for ages thanks to Preston and Steve, the local morning radio show. There's even an ice cream. 100
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025"Yup, that's me. Donald Trump. I guess you're wondering how it got to this..." 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"I'm Donald Trump, and my penis is teeny-tiny." 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I just thought that was the homo-bounus. 110
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2025There was no Epstein Files, it was swamp gas. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025*Jeff Foxworthy voice* "If you're too stupid to spell a real name..." 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Took this on my walk home tonight. We're about to be liberated from our flesh. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Congrats again. Hopefully your union didn't doom us all. 110
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Not loving the demon eyes over Philly tonight... 100
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/03/2025There's never been a more deserved caption over Steve Douchey than, "The White Ho". 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 15/02/2025GOD DAYUM!!! She didn't even "friendzone" him. She "I barely know this cunt"ed him! 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Picked up a part-time gig at the Wells Fargo Center running the jumbotron and other digital signage to augment my freelance work. No more "dead season"! 020
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Jaden Smith IN DA HOOOOOOOUSE!!! I'm sorry, I'll see myself out. 032
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Loose bricks left in the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social parking lot. What could go wrong? 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 21/01/2025@kathygriffin.bsky.social has the chance to get a green cap and a mustache and do the funniest thing imaginable. 000
