Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That's a bummer. It looked fun from the trailer. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even some very literate people get caught up with thinking batshit things like, "The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus." 001
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026While not as large as Reacher, I'm way bigger than Neagly, so I feel confident in volunteering as murderer. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, Christian! God, you're SO STUPID! It's obviously going to be Steve Urkel who removes Dr. Doom's mask to reveal Stephan Ur-kel 110
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Even the good accounts have resorted to AI slop, we're cooked. 100
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He should also tell you that "overly-verbose" is redundant. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026She's also stealing JojofromJerz's format. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'll try to make it, but if you point a hidden camera at me, I swear to god... 100
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ya know what's worse than her? The chud(s) she found to have sex with her stank ass 41 times. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean, I agree with him, but not for the reasons he'd want me to agree with him. 010
Reposted by Dick PunchmasterRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant. 1050179053824
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh come on! How are people supposed to figure out such a riddle? 011
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not playing anywhere in Philly. I feel snubbed! 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wish they'd quit the foreplay and just get on with it already. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Then your only option is to get schwifty, take off your pants and your panties, and shit on the floor. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Glad I checked the comments to see someone had beaten me to this joke. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh, sure. But when I do it, I get pepper-sprayed and beaten with sticks. Double-standard much ?!? 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In Philly it's just a "meatball sandwich". A hoagie is, by definition, cold. The exception to this rule is the "cheesesteak hoagie," which is an abomination and an affront to god. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026C'mon God. You wouldn't let that stand back in the day. You used to he cool. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You thought my quote to do the project was bad, wait till you see what I charge to unfuck the project 110
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They were five bucks each at the door. You were supposed to pick a couple up on your way in. 000
Reposted by Dick PunchmasterThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-… 715934703
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As far as bad news goes, this is just the tip. 020
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It took some real balls to do that in today's political climate. Big reflective silver balls. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm happy to spread the gospel of Bitch Pudding. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVzn...youtube.comBitch Pudding's The Crucible | Robot Chicken | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 020
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm more of a Bitch Pudding guy, myself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Y3...youtube.comBitch Pudding UncensoredYouTube video by troubletux 160
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You can't "brutally drag" someone who has no sense of shame or self-awareness. 021
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Sure, ten years ago, my family was ignorant, stupid, and angry. But now they're ignorant, stupid, and angry at something vaguely different!" 060
Reposted by Dick PunchmasterBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Don’t you dare get horny for Nancy Mace, you idiots. Have some self respect. Or at least a cooler kind of self loathing. Gross, man! 2266244
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You guys shouldn't make fun of him. He'll log in under his mom's name and cry about it. 0350
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He's the winner of the Most Punchable Face Award, for sure. 1170
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We've all been there. In my younger years I attempted the "Inferno Burger" and a local place that not only had ghost peppers chopped up in the burger patty itself, but ghost pepper extract in a sauce on the bun. People were impressed until I ran outside and hurled into a dumpster. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Wow, good on you for doing it. I'm glad I wasn't in line behind that guy. 020
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You had to write that all out on an autograph? 140
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Are you ok Bob? Were you being attacked while you typed that? 010
Reposted by Dick PunchmasterMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026BREAKING: Josh Hawley moves into Lindsey Graham's closet. 71919165
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That's his stage name. He was born Braveheart Drunk. 001
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I just want them to re-release Morbius for a 3rd go round. This time I will definitely try to maybe think about possibly going to see it. 000
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Now where did I leave that fuck I meant to give? 130
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Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026All kidding aside, I was made for this gig. I used to do it at events in my teens. Y'know, instead of getting laid and being cool. 010
Dick Punchmaster @dickpunchmaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I love a good mashup. I didn't think this one would work, but it fuckin' rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5f...youtube.comDexy's Come on Eileen vs Public Enemy's Bring the NoiseYouTube video by NAF1138 010
