Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/09/2026Love this. Walt wait hold the fort. Do you mean "each other"??? Love that too. 010
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026Breaking Bad is the greatest show of all time and Better Call Saul is better 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026The kind of decadence a king in antiquity may have enjoyed but once in his entire life 010
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026If a boomer were to ever try a really, really well-made mocha, it may actually cause them to undergo ego-death 0130
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026Why didn't kids anymore brew their own coffee with water from the garden hose 040
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026Just realizing that i didn't see a single "ted cruz accidentally retweeted porn starring a woman who kinda looks like his wife" riff on 9/11 this year 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026If @rianjohnson.bsky.social can pull this off, it would make one trillion dollars 071
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026They called it Godzilla Minus Zero because that's how interested i am on a scale of 1 to 10 to see it. Minus Zero !!!! 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026Sounds tempting, but could it be two hundred united states dollars more expensive 020
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026Bluesky 38 2027, the winners are bestowed peace by getting banned from this site 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026My giga panda kept dying even though i took him to school because we had to keep handhelds in our lockers, so i couldn't fucking feed him. Every god damn weekday afternoon, i open my locker to find the little bastard has turned into an angel to meet the Lord in the air 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026They're calling it the most cucked a corporation has ever been 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026I wonder why I find the mouth sounds of cats/dogs and the mouth sounds of humans inversely enjoyable 020
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026Is nt the thing saying that this new script will be in Old English? Like, a translation from Early Middle. Is that not right lol? 100
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026I don't care if it's anachronistic, it'll be a neat take. I kinda wish it were Middle English because itd be a little more underſtandable and tbh i think Middle English sounds more beautiful than Old 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026Unicode will turn out to be one of humanity's best inventions 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 22/09/2026Say what you shall about the genre or the artist, but Honkeytonk Badonkadonk is one of the greatest titles of any work of art 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 22/09/2026How about instead of growing, they're just webbed all the way up, and that falls off at puberty or whatever 030
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/09/2026Listen this guy is a dickhead and a scam artist but god DAMN if i wasn't tempted to buy his garbage books 020
Reposted by Alice Lastnamepuke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026they call it Nintendo Direct bc when i see Nintendo i go Directly to my bed and fucking jack off 41289
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/09/2026They called it Bluesky 38 because that's how old we all are 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/09/2026Yeah, it's called Hamilton because the guy's name is Jeff Hamilton, something like that. One of the founding fathers. One of the guys who started america. He was i wanna say the 4th or 5th president. No, i dont remember abe lincoln being in it. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 04/09/2026Chuck! Chuck! It's your cousin! Your cousin, Marvin MANSON? I'm starting to get a little worried about you, man, and i think you gotta chill it with the race war shit. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026Just realized i don't have any bangers of a post for when It Happens. If It Happened within the next hour or so, I'll be woefully ill-prepared. You all deserve better than that. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026The thing i actually fundamentally disagree with Idiocracy on is in how it kinda blames underprivileged people for perpetuating their own problems instead of society more generally 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026The moment someone somewhere decided it'd be a good idea to make a tv smart was the modern Fall of Man 010
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026I can personally vouch that she posthumously performed a miracle on me. Send that to his holiness Da Pope. 010
Reposted by Alice Lastname★ 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 ★ 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 ★ @thebitchdigital.com · 27/08/2026"AI is inevitable" bro three years ago you bought a jpeg of a monkey 91388583
Reposted by Alice LastnameAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 02/09/2024End of Remember Me, but Robert pattinson is on a boat in Chicago on August 8 2004 045
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/08/2026Careful, that's how my poor grandad went, bless his soul, and also my infant 110
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/08/2026Like, "i don't have sex often. Not because I'm not attractive, but because it's not legal 😉" 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/08/2026I saw the trailer last month at The Odyssey and i heard the guy say "it's only legal for unmarried people to have sex one night per year" and i was like "pardon?" But then the dialogue continued being unlistenable and i was like "oh, he was making a joke. Like hyperbole" 110
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/08/2026My dopey dipshit ass will cry out loud in the theater if true 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 08/08/2026(once again confusing jason mraz with john mayer) Your Body is Under Fans 010
