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Alice Lastname

@dick.tips
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Autist, dong-lover, and avid dreader.

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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 19/07/2026
Morpheus in the matrix with a speech bubble extending to the bottom of the frame
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 29/06/2026
Text in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font that reads, "Physics Teaching Resource Finder".

Shouts-out to glench.com/tmnt/
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 04/06/2026
I know it's time to start considering bifocals because every time I check my watch I do it like Martin McFly
A close-up of the Back to the Future poster, showing Michael J. Fox holding his sunglasses above his eyes as his shocked visage reads his watch
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 18/05/2026
for your consideration
The original Grogu picture, but with the head of the cat from the Yelling at Cat meme photoshopped (really MS Painted (quite expertly, I must say)) over Grogu's goofy little melon
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 18/05/2026
The detective at the end of The Usual Suspects going "FUCK!" because Keyser Soze got away
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 18/05/2026
AND HER NAME ISN'T EVEN HEATHER BROOKE. SHE FILMED A THREESOME WITH ANOTHER ACTRESS, BROOKE. THAT VIDEO GOT SHARED ON P2P NETWORKS AND INCLUDED HER NAME (HEATHER) AND THE OTHER ACTRESS' NAME. SO PEOPLE ERRONEOUSLY STARTED CALLING HER "HEATHER BROOKE", AT LEAST AMONG THE PORN-PEER-SHARING DEMOGRAPHIC
The "girl explaining" meme, in which a woman at a festival has her arm around a man with a blank expression, and the woman is gesticulating (sp?) and shouting into the ear of the gentleman
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/04/2026
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I'm so sorry I'm high as hell and don't really know how to accurately describe this chart, which is showing various countries' military budgets over the years, but i can at least tell that the US' spending is routinely around 800 billion dollars
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 29/01/2026
My man's legal Christian name that his parents presumably agreed upon is Detective Harold H.* Hole *Probably
An IMDB blurb about Detective Hole that reads, before abruptly ending: A brilliant but troubled detective, Harry Hole, hunts a serial killer while battling a corrupt adversary, Tom Waaler, as they navigate ethical gray areas, with Harry determined to bring the
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 01/09/2025
Fuck yeah 34 year olds lets goooo
Words from 1991 include crowd-surf, cybercrime, cybersex, cyberspeak, cybrarian
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/08/2025
You should wish him a happy birthday!
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Jared Scott Fogle (born August 23, 1977) is [a ...] spokesman for Subway restaurants and convicted sex offender.
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/07/2025
A phone lock screen, and the wallpaper is the front of the TARDIS
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 18/05/2025
Gil Strang: A nice ODE, f(t), will have nice solutions y(t) Me: Nice fuckin f(t)
MIT professor Gilbert Strang standing in front of a blackboard with some examples of differential equations on them. At the bottom is a summary: "Nice fcn f(t) -> Nice fcn y(t)"
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 27/04/2025
Gordon Ramsay saying, "delicious finally some good fucking content"
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/04/2025
ペ is my favorite hiragana because it looks like a sunrise over a mountain
A screen showing a still frame from a video about hiragana, showing ペ next to its romaji, pe
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 05/04/2025
Remember! What's the first thing we do when we want to have friendly intellectual discussions on how best to save democracy?
Screenshot from the Zero Wing intro cutscene, of All Your Base fame. The character is saying "WE GET SIGNAL."
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 31/03/2025
Lmao no it fucking isnt. Don't ever do this
A screenshot of a website that generates MD5s. A portion of it reads: 

This MD5 hash generator is useful for encoding passwords, credit cards numbers and other sensitive date into MySQL, Postgress or other databases.
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/03/2025
Title screen of LOTR: The Return of the King
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 16/03/2025
A comment, presumably on a PornHub video, by PussyEater51092170: "i hate my life"
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 14/03/2025
The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great PointThe gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great PointThe gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great PointThe gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/11/2023
The title screen for "Walt Disney's Wet and Wild"
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 12/08/2023
Every NPC meeting my Baldur's Gate 3 character
Screenshot from "I Think You Should Leave". Tim Robinson's character says, "It's got a bush; what the hell?"
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