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Dice Prophet

@diceprophet.bsky.social
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Dungeon Master of Ceremonies. Seriously needs to STFU & finish the 1st draft of his novel & alpha build of his video game. Son of Vietnamese immigrants. Somehow a dad. Fuck off genAI, hatemongers, & clout-chasers. Doodling >>> Doomscrolling!

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 10h
Is it any wonder Ubisoft’s executives are excited about AI game development? A virtual employee won’t report them for sexual assault.
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汪背 @dyctalopia.com · 28/11/2024
#ODDTAXI 再揭
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Traditional artists are so cooked lol” 🤪 But please keep making tradition art otherwise we’ll run outta stuff to plagiarize and start auto-cannibalizing our own slop like a ouroboros centipede
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when u lament but she keep configurin
A Halloween prop of Pinhead from Hellraiser; he looks a little distressed with his gritted teeth bared and his eyes pointing slightly outward away from each other.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve shot the bear for considerably less.
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First day in town Ends up homeless and jobless
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 27/09/2026
The only way I will have any interest in this is if they start the film with Finn waking up, having dreamt the entirety of Rise of Skywalker, and picking back up at the end of The Last Jedi. At breakfast, he laughs with Poe & Rey about the silly dream logic of the Emperor returning somehow.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the quoted image but photoshopped to look like the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hollow Knight activities
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have an ocean of hate in my heart for the way social media has taught so many Zoomers to reflexively self-censor. Makes me think of the bit in Demolition Man where nobody touches one another anymore, so high-fives have become this weird air-rubbing move.
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Check out Wild Hearth: Cooking Monsters & Building Towns in D&D by Pointy Hat on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
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Wild Hearth: Cooking Monsters & Building Towns in D&D
Hunt, harvest, forage, and COOK EVERYTHING with this incredible supplement for 5E and 5.5E.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED @chamberdream.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I miss nsfw tumblr
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This will be an effective deterrent for the overlap of AI shillionaires and people who can read.
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I utterly despise the man and wish he would stop plaguing every waking moment but I also can’t help but be fascinated & amused every time 21st century Hitler FAWNS over the mayor of NYC, someone who by all rational logic, he should openly detest with the heat of a thousand suns. Fucking surreal
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This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like
Alt: A scientist states at a spectacle with mouth agape and utters, “This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writing "wisdom" I hate: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW. This is the worst advice ever. It would be better if it was KNOW MORE SO YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT IT. Every good writer I know is constantly researching and getting new information and asking experts. It's a terrible bit of advice!
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
did you finish the tape I lent you?
hey it's a sketch of Sadako, she's come bearing a tape
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 21/09/2026
The only part of game development I don't care about is the shareholders
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probably Shadow of the Colossus I’ve been chasing that high ever since
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Sotc
Alt: Shadow of the Colossus gameplay where a giant living statue swings a massive sword at the human protagonist, knocking them into the dirt
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Nrok [🔞Artist] [VGen] @negaverse.art · 20/09/2026
I WANNA DO EMOTES FOR Y'ALL. COME TO ME FOR SOME EMOTES. vgen.co/nrok #nrokArt #commsOpen #vGenComms
vgen service screenshotcomm examplecomm examplecomm example
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love playing fighters in almost any RPG but I’ve yet to experience the ultimate catharsis: either going out in a blaze of glory or stoically bleeding out after a heroic sacrifice.
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Rayan Goslin in Snow
Alt: The cyborg cop protagonist of Blade Runner 2049 played by Ryan Goslin sits contemplating his tumultuous life in the snow as he bleeds out from a mortal stab wound
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 19/09/2026
As an it/its who would prefer we not use my pronouns as a way to dehumanize AI, may I sugest an alternative: we stop talking about the infernal machines in the third person and break them as God intended
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Yyiek?(COMMS FULL) @anonymousyyiek.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
#SIGNALIS
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mr. Waternoose may or may not have kidnapped a thousand children before letting this company die but it was all for the greater good.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Metroid's end game screens:
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 18/09/2026
otherworld walkies #silenthill #silenthill3 #sh3
a cartoony drawing of heather from silent hill 3 walking one of the messed up split face dogs while listening to a cd walkman. the dog is happy to go on walkies. idk sometimes u just get a vision and you gotta draw it
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last 4 Rulesets Played - D&D 4th edition - D&D 5e (2020s revamp) - Pathfinder 1st edition - Ryuutama #BasicLich
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026
Inside of it is a faith hugger
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is adorable youtu.be/XPSql0lqpfA?... I live for moments like this when people experience something mind-blowing for the first time (see also the Pillsbury biscuits)
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dan finds out sheik is zelda
YouTube video by Game Grumps Shorts
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Homebrew is too radical and disruptive. We should only change the system whenever a new edition is in development. This is about tabletop RPGS
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m convinced that wealth & power competes with the same mental space where a soul & personality should be cultivated. It just displaces them like spiritual carbon monoxide.
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Name your favorite scene from a Star Wars film.
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Daisy Ridley Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley
ALT: Daisy Ridley Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid]
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Noah Antwiler @thespoonyone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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LaundryMom 🔞 @laundrymom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It really sucks that X is everywhere you go online. Everyone insists on screenshotting and sharing some bullshit to the class instead of keeping it where it belongs.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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Zack 🎲 Bammax @bammax.itch.io · 11/09/2026
I can simultaneously respect and mourn the profound loss 25 years ago and also loathe — to the depths of my soul — the weaponization and bastardization of that loss by the absolute worst this country has to offer to lay waste to the innocent in the name of capitalism disguised as xenophobia.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
twenty five years later there's one thing we can say about 9/11 and its aftermath: it was an absolute fucking disaster for pretty much everyone in the world
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Kirby and Ravenous Samus sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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Dice Prophet @diceprophet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like we have at least two Kirby games worth playing on the Switch 2 (3 if you count the Forgotten Land console-exclusive content). Maybe I can use it as motivation for the offspring’s good behavior? Is it bad parenting to kinda bribe them like that? 😅
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby and the World Beyond announced for Switch 2 - Spring 2027
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