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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
Eventually, Sexton Wheerer broke free of the shell and rejoined the rotation...and then at the end of the season, Pitching Machine was the #1 idol and, unsurprisingly, was also shelled. How did Pitching Machine end up on the Garages, you ask? Well, that's a story for another day
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
The commissioner, however, sprang into action, doing a great job as usual. He declared PLAY MUST CONTINUE, and so on Day 1 of Season 8, a new player appeared on the Taco Roster: Pitching Machine. For the first half of the season, Pitching Machine pitched every single Taco game
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
The plan was simple: get the three peanuts, all five Taco pitchers, and two other people above the line (this ended up being two other pitchers, Polkadot Patterson & Axel Trololol). And sure enough, it succeeded. When the elections at the end of Season 7 had finished, the whole rotation was shells
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
Afterall, blaseball players don't get fatigued. Brilliant! (Put a pin in this, it'll come back up a long time from now) But the Tacos went a step further. Because, well, all of their pitchers were kinda bad. So what if ALL of their pitchers were shelled? Operation Snackrifice had begun
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
We had previously seen that when a hitter is encased in a shell, they are simply skipped in the lineup. Presumably, the same would be true of a pitcher. So it might be beneficial for a team to shell their worst pitcher; more starts for your best 4 pitchers seems like a great idea.
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
We're tying a few things together here. As noted last time (bsky.app/profile/dewa...) we got the Peanuts above the line, but there were still 7 spots. Enter: THE LA INFINITE TACOS As I've said in the past, when the Tacos are involved, things get weird
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 7h
Weekend Blasepost #28: Blood Sweat Tears and Blood, from Roster (thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/blood-...) Roster is a cool album, where each song was dedicated to a player on the Garages roster. The player this song is about didn't start out on the Garages, though. This is one of my fav stories
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blood, sweat, tears and blood, by the garages
from the album ROSTER
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 10h
All Sox. Tried for Highest Rarity on the Dominican column, too; 2/3. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1287 9/9: Rarity: 93 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All Sox ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1286 9/9: Rarity: 4 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't read apparently
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All Sox ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1285 9/9: Rarity: 9 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So uhhh....this happening?
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All Sox. I need rarer Blue Jays ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1284 9/9: Rarity: 17 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All Sox. LOTS of options for all of these squares ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1283 9/9: Rarity: 11 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All Sox ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1281 9/9: Rarity: 25 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unsurprisingly, the monitor would go on to play a larger role in the events to come....
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After this, we were allowed to see the Hall, which is where all the incinerated players were....as long as we kept feeding "tiny eggs" to the Monitor. Realizing these were our otherwise worthless peanuts, this seemed like a pretty good bargain, and so a deal was struck.
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But when the Shelled One arrived, he was not as pleased as we had assumed. And then.....we met our second god, in the form of a Giant Squid. Introducing himself as The Monitor, he explained he had followed Jaylen from the Hall of Flame. He was also hungry, and wanted to eat the giant "egg"
A large picture of a squid
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First off, the whole season, the Idol Board had a red dashed line after the top 10 players. It was assumed that we needed to get the Peanuts (former Dans) above the line....but there was a plan for the other 7 spots. More on that next week, though. The Peanut Plan worked, though!
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weekend Blasepost #27: Hall Pass, from Deicide (thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/hall-p...) Remember when Jaylen came back in Season 7? Well, there was a bit more to that
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hall pass, by the garages
from the album DEICIDE
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Sox. Love Saturdays ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1280 9/9: Rarity: 2 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All Sox. Good one today! ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1279 9/9: Rarity: 5 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All Sox ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1278 9/9: Rarity: 8 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok we need to go back to 4 playoff teams
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok giving up on this one And by "this one" I mean the season
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nate Eaton is the Red Sox' best player.
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, we could've just kept Marcelo Mayer, turned him into a pitcher, and he could've done that too
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boston needs to do something bold to change their fate in this series. They should try scoring a run.
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jahmai Jones you have one job on this team please try to do it
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never mind
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THANK you
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear NBC: can you at least try to sync the sound up with the video?
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll never forget the final out of the 2007 World Series
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The guy we wanted to call up to replace the guy who had been injured all year and then injured himself again was injured, so we had to call up a guy who got injured in his second at bat and is now hopefully no longer injured.
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here are the pitch locations of the balls Ben RIce doubled, homered, and singled on. And you know what? Next at bat, I say throw him a fastball middle up! He'll never expect it!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
yeah this shit is over, our bullpen can’t pitch tonight get ‘em tomorrow boys
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok I'm giving up on this one now
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm pretty sure Marcelo Meyer could've done that too
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what’s goin on with 2000 indie power hour during the yankees game
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey NBC do you want to explain what's happening in the game???
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't mind the game not starting until 8 I just wish the game would start at 8
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dlvr.it
Mickey Gasper To Undergo Biceps Surgery
Red Sox catcher/first baseman Mickey Gasper hit the 10-day injured list a few days ago with a right biceps strain. Rob Bradford of WEEI reports that Gasper actually tore his biceps off a tendon and will have surgery on Friday. Bradford doesn’t provide a timetable for Gasper’s recovery but it seems fair to conclude his […]
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hilarious possibility
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Daniel Kelley @danieltkelley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With the MLB playoff field now set, it's time once again for my annual "Multiple Shots at a Ring" All-Stars. Here they are (unless I missed someone), sorted by Fangraphs' World Series chances.
26 players have multiple shots at a ring this year, led by Hunter Feduccia being at 41.5% chance and Charlie Barnes at 36.4%
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DeWayne Mann @dewaynemann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game is so weird. I keep thinking "When did the Rays get Shota?"
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