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maya

@devoingo.bsky.social
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being a selfish asshole seems to be my entire thing

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Who the hell cares about the birds? Screw the birds!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
how is it even possible that you are so loud online? shut the hell up!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whore rights!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Eagle eyed viewers will notice the B on his hat as a sly nod to the name Bob
Bob Odenkirk and David Cross as local favorites the Hutchinson brothers, Mr Show sketch The Devastator
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mielly @tarte.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
also forgot to post this suselle here >< #deltarune
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
i love you forever joey jordison notebook
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Morning.
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 16,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY IS HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME 
PULLING SLUGGO IN A WAGON 

NANCY: PUFF - PUFF - PUFF - PUFF -
PUFF

P2- ONE OF THE NEIGHBOR’S IS UPSET WHEN SHE SEES NANCY PULLING SLUGGO IN THE WAGON 

NEIGHBOR: SLUGGO- -IT WOULD LOOK BETTER IF NANCY WERE IN THE WAGON

P3- 
SLUGGO: NO IT WOULDN'T, MRS. JONES, I HAVE A HOLE IN MY PANTS
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
literally what the fuck was i talking about
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
with the for you feed, it is now finally possible to doomscroll on bsky
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
bsky should get real woke and allow us to add alt text to our banners and profile pics
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
so how are we all
mark mothersbaugh with his hands around his own neck, as if he is choking. he has a neutral expression and stares blankly ahead
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just burped during breakfast and another membrane appeared.
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rhysknightstudio @rhysknightstudio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A work I exhibited in May at Beinart Gallery. This work is available via their site, which you can find in my bio ✍️ #art #drawing #charcoal #darkart
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
3 panel comic. Panel one: News reporter in front of aquarium saying “hundreds are rushing to see the viral ‘handsome eel”. Panel 2: a group of school girls and an old lady are crowded around an aquarium tanking and one says “here he comes!” Panel 3: the handsome eel in question. Someone off panel says OMG!!
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
sony pocketstation
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
how i feel about him
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Future Ruins @future-ruins.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The music tells the story. @danny-elfman.bsky.social scored the story of... #futureruins
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Future Ruins @future-ruins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The music tells the story. Mark Mothersbaugh scored the story of… #futureruins
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
he’s pretty
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
thought the guy on the right was leon schneiderman
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
from the article about a former Colombian senator
He also caused controversy, when he said, during a 2016 interview, "I am a follower of a great German thinker, named Adolf Hitler."[15] He later apologized and said he meant to say Albert Einstein.[16]
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yeah I want breasts for real sicko pervert reasons. I want someone to rest their head on them and feel an immense sense of safety. Big securitygooner.
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
don’t even know what “this” is but in general yes
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 6,1970
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

DOGS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE SO HAPPY ---I WISH I WAS A DOG

SLUGGO FALLS ASLEEP Z Z Z

SLUGGO DREAMS OF BEING A DOG

SLUGGO DREAMS THAT HE IS SCRATCHING HIS HEAD WITH HIS BACK PAW…

NANCY WALKS UP AND SEES SLUGGO  STILL SLEEPING, SITTING LIKE A DOG, SCRATCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS FOOT
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 6,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NANCY IS CRAZY ABOUT HIM

THEATER POSTER -
FEATURE
MOVIE
STARRING 
BUSTER 
BINKS

I HEAR HE'S IN TOWN THIS WEEK

WOW.. IF NANCY HEARS HE'S IN TOWN SHE'LL BE DIZZIER THAN EVER 

NANCY IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A FLOWER POT FALLS OUT OF A WINDOW FROM ABOVE, AND HITS NANCY ON THE HEAD , NANCY IS STAGGERING FROM GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD 

SLUGGO SAYS: SHE KNOWS 

SLUGGO SEES NANCY ACTING DIZZY AND THINKS SHE HAS SEEN THE BUSTER BINKS MOVIE POSTER
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 8,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

OH. BOY... BUSTER BINKS, THE MOVIE STAR, MAY BE COMING OUT ANY MINUTE

SIGN- HOTEL

I MIGHT EVEN SAY “HELLO" TO HIM

ONE SIDE, PLEASE

BAM  BUSTER BINKS SWINGS THE DOOR OPEN HITTING NANCY ON THE NOSE

OH, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL CHAT

NANCY IS DIZZY FROM THE DOOR HITTING HER IN THE NOSE BUT SHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THAT, SHE IS EXCITED BECAUSE BUSTER BINKS SPOKE TO HER.
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If you call the police you should be allowed to request that they come dressed like English bobbies
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
(interrupting Billy Joel) i actually did start the fire
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I like that each of the lads in The Beatles had a different name
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
it's New Music Friday. time to listen to something from 45 years ago that i never heard before
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
(proudly showing my date a pencil mark on the wall - the mark is clearly several inches taller than me) that's how tall i am
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Googling what ASAP means and having a panic attack
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
do you think i could convince someone who doesn’t know who danny elfman is that this is a butch lesbian
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
his happy trail makes me ill in a good way
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maya @devoingo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
he has a retractable widow’s peak
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
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