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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arsenal women scoring at will on international duty after managing 4 goals in the first 5 WSL games.
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Schitt's Creek Wow Reaction
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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goonlighting @goonlighting.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"MARTIN! GREAT PLAYING TODAY! *YOU* ARE A GREAT LEADER AND I WILL SEE YOU BACK IN LONDON!" "GABRIEL! I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER! GET SOME REST AND LET'S HAVE A GREAT SEASON!"
Brazil and Norway players in a tussle, with Arsenal teammates Martin Ødegaard and Gabriel pointing fingers at each other.
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Elder Millennial representation
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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Has the USMNT been long-conning all of us for the past 4 years?🤔
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
Enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In his first interview since being kicked out of the US, FIFA referee Omar Artan tells’s the NYT’s Matt Bigg that the biggest dream of his professional life has been shattered. The World Cup ref was questioned for 11 hours, held in a cell and then dumped on a plane. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...
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Somali Referee Says His World Cup Dream Is Dashed After U.S. Denies Entry
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Simon Collings @srcollings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Declan Rice at the Etihad on April 19: “It’s not done.” Declan Rice at Arsenal’s training ground on May 19: “I told you all…it’s done.” 😂👏🏻
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSENALLLLLL
Bukayo saka rides an inflatable unicorn as he soars into a pool
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Gal Pal Sports @galpalsports.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A bearded man in an arsenal tracksuit says this is my club I fucking love this football club
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Hey Spirits! @heyspirits.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
WHEN THE GAME JUST KICKS OFF AND YOU'RE SO FULL OF SAUCE THAT'S CANTOOOOREEEEEEE
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/05/2026
Mikel Arteta has finally got his tactics right (Bukayo Saka playing soccer instead of being injured)
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Bobson Dugnutt @literallytho.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
at the gas station this morning paying over $60 to fill up my honda I chatted with some of the other customers. the refrain was constant: build the damn ballroom
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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a woman in a suit and polka dot shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` that 's me '' .
ALT: a woman in a suit and polka dot shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` that 's me '' .
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Meghan with a H @wardamnmegs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There’s nothing more embarrassing than having weather-related migraines. Sorry work, there was hail on my window this morning, so I am now trapped in my dark room all day because my ear can’t regulate pressure.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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the 13 posts of scooby-doo @dparks.world · 18/03/2026
rob stone: 1-0 USA, thoughts on the half? zlatan: weak, zlatan would have scored 3 carli lloyd: too many smiles out there for me, & celebrating the goal? the job isn't done yet. alexi lalas: 5 years later the media is still calling them insurrectionists, but on that day i saw nothing but patriots
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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The way the shoulders are peaking up on those new USMNT jerseys gives me the ick.
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Matt Kim @lawoftd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My PS5, from now on referred to as “the asset,” is doing better than my 401k.
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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My sister hiked the Pacific Crest Trail last summer in a self-supported FKT attempt, and this awesome short film about her journey was just released! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWT...
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Ridgeline
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Walter S. Obchakeit @deathmetalpedals.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Happy Spirit Opener Day! #ThatsTheSpirit
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a man and a woman on a soccer field with the words let 's go written in green
ALT: a man and a woman on a soccer field with the words let 's go written in green
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Claire Watkins @scoutripley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
And it’s motherfucking gold baby
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
when the Olympics aren't on: our noble neighbors to the north. so alike yet so different. why must our government treat them with hostility, when we have gained so much from our friendship watching women's hockey: we must saw this continent apart at the 49th parallel and push them into the Arctic
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.
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petty crocker @lizitsthe90s.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
squidward looking out the window with the american flag pasted on top of him. spongebob & patrick are joyfully running with the south korean and union jack flags pasted on them.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
there are two types of people in this world: people who are rooting for Alysa Liu, and my enemies
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morgan 👻 @mortymo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
new “girl who is going to be okay” photo just dropped
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RPN @rpn10.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Meanwhile Johnny weir is talking about a ripped skirt like bro focus Croix is leaving
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is Link’s brother… Rink
Figure skater Ilia Malinin
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morgan 👻 @mortymo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the conclave has spoken: the Washington Spirit will be the 2026 NWSL champions
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
Instagram post from Jessie Diggins, showing her carrying the American flag and smiling:

I want to make sure you know who I'm racing for when I get to the start line at the Olympics. I'm racing for an American people who stand for love, for acceptance, for compassion, honesty and respect for others. I do not stand for hate or violence or discrimination.
I get to decide who I'm racing for every single day, and how I want to live up to my values. For everyone out there caring for others, protecting their neighbors and meeting people with love - every single step is for you.
YOU are the ones who make me proud to carry the flag, and I hope I can bring you joy over these next few weeks.
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“What do you guys think people watching women’s hockey at 10:30 am central standard time want to see? Oh I know… JD Vance” - people who are very good at marketing and knowing their audiences
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Katie @derstk.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Getting that Sullivan/Hershfelt pairing back is gonna hit so hard.
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winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 30/01/2026
The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.
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morgan 👻 @mortymo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
GIRL WHO IS GOING TO BE OKAY
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Adam Bassett @adamcbassett.com · 16/01/2026
Company: We have to raise our prices because the new AI features are expensive for us to maintain 🤷‍♂ Me: I never asked for those features 🤔 C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷‍♂ M: I'm not going to use them 🤨 C: Money, please 💸
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
JUST IN: The Virginia Senate has approved a constitutional amendment to enshrine abortion rights. The Virginia House already did this on Wednesday. It's official: there'll be a referendum later this year on the issue.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Look at this absolute queen
When someone asked "Why would you as a business choose to piss off 1/2 of your potential customers? Just curious what sense that makes." the bakery responded with "I don't want those customers."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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