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T. Derscheid

@derscheid.bsky.social
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Board gamer. I'm just a cool calm dad. he/him trans rights are human rights Don't take my blocks personally. If you put me on a list to harass me, I will absolutely report it, every time. board game blog at boardgamemadness.blogspot.com

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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 2h
I think she should lose and also be beaten with sticks.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 2h
my body hurts slightly less but: remaining standing up makes it hurt more.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 2h
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
D+15 Midterm indicator
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 19h
i’m sorry for asking again, but can someone please help me out with $39 to get home from the hospital? please? paypal.me/thelongestroad
paypal.me
Pay RMM Creative using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/thelongestroad and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 2h
That's the work of a "leaf angel." Don't touch one if you see it, they are poisonous.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3h
human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 6h
Zevvy update:
A fat black and gray tabby is snuggled into a large brown shoebox.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 6h
today has been the worst pain day for me in a long time. I am grateful because this is temporary, but MAN, I gotta hurry up and get better.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 6h
literally a plot point of PKD's novel The Zap Gun.
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Illi @illimani.bsky.social · 7h
My horror-sci-fi story Sex & Technology found a home in this awesome anthology edited by @ccskeleton.bsky.social that was just released! I'm really proud of that one, this is the darkest thing I've ever written by far.
amazon.com
PsyBomb Survivors
PsyBomb Survivors [Santos, J.R., Ferreira, Illimani, Whinchester, D., Bair, Mckynzie, Dorr, James, Schofield, Holly, Mathes, Steven, Troegler, William] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. PsyBomb Survivors
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 7h
just saw a comment on Reddit that "529s can be an excellent dynastic vehicle" and I had to lie down for a second
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
People are discussing how Halloween candy is so terrible these days. A reminder that alot of the candy we eat is made with women’s prison labor. Russell Stover’s factory in Kansas busses in 150 women a day via a convict leasing program to staff their candy factory.
Russell Stover has begun using prison labor to make candy in
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A Russell Stover candy factory in Kansas has begun hiring incarcerated workers through a work release program, Eoin Higgins reports in his newsletter, The Flashpoint. About 150 women are bussed in from the Topeka Correctional Facility and paid $14 an hour, but the prison keeps some of their wages for room and board, taxes, transportation, and other expenses. When all is said and done, they take home less than $6 per hour. These deductions are high, but elsewhere in the country, they're even higher: In our May series on prison
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 10h
boardgamegeekstore.com/collections/... they've been around a while
boardgamegeekstore.com
Bowls & Trays
Offering popular game promos for gamers' favorite games, as well as a range of game bits and supplies.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 10h
we have started having a couple friends over on Wednesdays for dinner and possibly board gaming. It's very nice. The house is perpetual chaos.
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chris @yrpalchris.bsky.social · 16h
movies used to have Quatermass and pits in them
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11h
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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Wil (He/Him) @rivetgeek.aggregatecognizance.com · 11h
KMFDM better than the best
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 11h
behind every successful man is a woman
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Eugenia Triantafyllou @foxesandroses.bsky.social · 11h
I guess I am writing this story all of a sudden. "The Night Library" is coming to you...at some point 😆
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 11h
what is going on with Misato's arms here?
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Space Ghost “Costa Koutsoutis” Coast @costakout.bsky.social · 11h
hey so why not wind down on a beautiful rainy Sunday in the fall with my new short story collection of old horror and crime stuff, some of which has never seen the light of day? You can get it on @itch.io -
nightmare-party.itch.io
Such Early Fangs; Short Stories and Flash from the Frontier by Costa Koutsoutis
A short story collection of the early works of weird SFF/crime/horror writer Costa Koutsoutis.
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Alina Pete- NYCCon-ish @alinapete.bsky.social · 11h
This is not the plot to a cyberpunk novel but it should be: Ukranian drone strikes on Yandex data centers have nearly zeroed out far right bots. Meaning they all had a source, and a mission - destabilize the current world order by sowing internal political discord internationally
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 12h
Came here to see exactly this comment. Brooks can shut up forever, imo.
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Kevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 15h
I don't know a single thing any more
Three Red Slimes and Five Red Slimes appear!
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 13h
The absolute funniest thing on the Reddit Mewgenics boards are people determined to avoid running clerics, because they are "bottom tier." There are all these convoluted arguments about consistency. These people also post bitter complaints about how the Desert's limited healing is too hard.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
There is a hilarious sound clip of the Reverend Horton Heat, obviously drunker than anything, yelling in his country accent, "Lahk a G6? Hwhat in the hay-ull is a G6???"
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
mewgenics.wiki.gg/wiki/Crater_... Also, the Crater Maker.
mewgenics.wiki.gg
Crater Maker
“ OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Crater Maker is a Boss encountered in The Crater. She is a large extraterrestrial of unknown origin and composition.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
That's Philip K. Dick's Colony (1953).
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 14h
Leaving the leftover spots open while I edit, by request. But it can't be "next week" forever! If you wanted to support splattering a corrupt megachurch, rescuing Jesus for Lucifer, this is the last chance. Get in on this! Read the full thread, then preorder: ko-fi.com/revcasey/shop
Black background, black and white + low color image of Jesus on the cross against a stone wall, money in the shape of the cross transparent overlaid on the crucified Jesus, blood red letters in an arc around and above it ("BLOOD.MONEY.GOSPEL"), white stamped letters in black area at bottom ("Written by Rev Casey" + "Published by Thought Punks") The Gist
Jesus Christ came back. Of course He came back. He said He would. The problem is that He came back gentle and confused and asking questions about sparrows and rent prices. 
Before He could get His bearings, Pastor Dominion Crale of the First Church of the Perpetual Tithe had Him zip-tied in an Escalade and driven to the compound in forty-seven minutes flat. That was eighteen months ago.
The main Cathedral now operates HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD™, a multi-level wellness sacrament pipeline moving vials of genuine messianic blood at a year’s Toronto/London/Paris professional’s salary per unit (Blessed Faithful Anointed Healing Moment™), the cost of a large luxurious home in Tokyo or NYC (Chosen Hosts Exclusive Miracles Package™), a tier only reachable by mega-millionaires and billionaires (The Perfected Saints Full Indulgence Membership™), and a newly launched Divine Disciples Triple Elite Plus Eternal Covenant™ option for the most wealthy that comes with a personal blessing, concierge, They operate on artificial scarcity (above and beyond the limits of their gruesome extraction process). The First Church ensures that even the Eternal Covenant™ tier has a waiting list. Lower tier lottery winners can wait in line even through the night  to receive their “blessings” on High Holy Days™. (Universal Love For All™ financing plans  available.) The Vatican filed a complaint. It is in a drawer somewhere one guy has the keys to, and nobody’s seen him in a while. The SEC wrote a memo about drafting a proposal to explore a process to review the complaint. It’s in another drawer. 
Jesus is in the Sanctum Sub-Basement, connected to the Eternal Harvest Array. He cannot die. He cannot leave. He has been patient about this. He waits, faithful, hoping, suffering. He waits for you.You have been recruited by Lucifer. Yes, THAT Lucifer. (Please don’t call them “Satan” or “The Devil.” I would say if you value your life, but that is the least of what the Morningstar can take.) 
Lucifer (pronouns variable and flexible, presentation business casual, stress beginning to show through the seams) sought you out personally. The pitch ran for almost two hours and included a PowerPoint with extensive citations. 
The end of the pitch: “I know how this looks. I know you have questions. That’s too bad. It’s none of your business, really. What I need you to understand is this situation is more personally offensive to me than your little brain can grasp. I pursued every available channel for months. I am standing in this awful parking lot talking to you, exactly because there are no more channels. Please. You will be well-treated for your help. And I am asking nicely. I am… not good at asking nicely.”
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Jason Copland @jasoncopland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's thinking about Wally Wood's 22 panels that always work
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14h
You can’t even suck shit anymore because of Woke
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17h
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
AI is cancer, don't promote it.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
my demented father-in-law occasionally finds his way back into PayPal to donate to ActBlue, because of their spam texts.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16h
Cancelling a subscription shouldn't be this hard. If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one. Head to nyc.gov/click-to-cancel to file a complaint against any business that makes it hard to cancel a subscription.
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 16h
I escaped family terror and homelessness. making a push to start a new life in NC with my gf. Working, but gig employment has lost viability bc fuel crisis + health. Tips/loans help me focus getting a job and sublet. bills, meds, gas, necessary testing. ko-fi.com/talonborne Robinvbelle venmo/ca
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hey gamers, Luna here. I'm a graphic designer for ttrpgs, you can hire me to make your zines cooler, or to kill your enemies with my mind. Unless they deal poison damage, then I'm out. Anyways, you want this. Yes?
Table of contents for the game OMEN. Grey and red stripes decorate the page with the titles for each section.A 3D render of a spread from wolves at the lake. There's a zine and 2 red die on dark wooden planks. A spread from a feast for a sphinx. It depicts a centipede person holding an obsidian spearhead, along with the descriptions of said weapon and the rooms 7 and 8. The colors red and gold adorn the white page.A spread from the goblin mail extras zine. Showing two characters, a mail goblin and a robot made out of mail. The art is black and white and features halftone pictures of stamps.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah, most drunks need a bit of time to cool off, they're not gonna turn into a werewolf.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
It's the same silver-haired fuckers who don't want to pay school taxes.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
It makes filthy prescriptivists shit their pants. Remind them that the Cool Kids run this town.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 14h
Dirty Harry: Well, I definitely took my meds even though I was feeling nauseous. I don't really know if I'm gonna puke or not. Do you feel lucky, punk?
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Aspharon @asph.me · 10/10/2026
dont make me tap the sign
tumblr post by carbomcoco

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

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people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"

they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 15h
"I can well imagine the difficulty of finding good back numbers of the pulp magazines. After a few years, any copy exposed to the air tends to fall to powder." —H. P. Lovecraft to R. H. Barlow, 10 Jul 1932, OFF 33
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 18h
Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 15h
Maximum Overdrive, yup.
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Our Family Plays Games @ourfamplaysgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's get started early! Early bird badges-- which are discounted, by the way-- are on sale NOW for the Omaha Gaming Convention in 2027! More #boardgames, more fun... and we want you there! TTE: tabletop.events/conventions/... Extended video: youtu.be/JEv16JEkj9g
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"the clean house cut" reminds me of this classic
Dan
@dankgdl
Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
8:20 PM · Sep 10, 2017
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 15h
Death is but a sleep eternal (q.v.)
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