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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me and @dereksheen.bsky.social are going all over the place, so come out and see us somewhere!

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People are literally clapping for him now because he can find the stairs. This is some Bronze medal-level cope.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When she said, “I like your beards”, I don’t think she was talking about your facial hair.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Send him. Please send him to Iran.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Democrats should just pull a Kinzinger and boot Fetterman from the party so he can’t savor any satisfaction from switching parties. Fuck it, Dems. Be petty.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(Picks up microphone on floor) “Here. You dropped this.”

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There is dumb and there’s whatever the fuck this is.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whoever’s in charge of those escalators missed what could’ve been an absolutely legendary bit this morning.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hear me out: Coyote vs. Umbrella

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Eliminate the FCC. It’s not necessary anymore. It’s a relic of the prurient 50’s and 60’s that was meant to establish and enforce guidelines on language and behavior that are wholly out of step with the times. We should can it entirely.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I know this won’t happen, but the entire WH press corps should walk out. Trump craves attention and is obsessed with his coverage. Not covering his Oval Office Lie Sessions would hurt him more than just about anything.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This actually seems like suicide for a malignant narcissist. But really, they should’ve voluntarily stopped covering him 10 years ago.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“With regard to the lead in the paint, making everyone go crazy and die of cancer, m’kay? We’re never gonna be smart enough to do anything about it. M’kay? It’s up to the paint companies to be more responsible. M’kay?”

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Well, it looks like I CAN join the FBI after all.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Five Neat Guys have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress

The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh, it sounds like somebody is heavily invested in AI.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wow, fuck Ed Sheeran. Anybody who thinks they can remain apolitical at this time is basically complicit. Good on Macklemore. Proud of my hometown hero.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Herbie Hancoq-au-vin Cream Theater Kraft Punk Soylent Green Day Peter Paul and Mary On Rye Roger Water 😁 ZZ Toppings The Flan Parsons Project The Baguette City Rollers

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

John Cougar Mountain Cookie Dough

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Rolling Stone Fruits Fed Zeppelin Mercyful Paté Slayer Cake Slurpknot

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No joke. I’ve been talking about this very thing lately.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

and then they put me on a pickup truck and i gave a speech like you wouldnt believe and randy quaid was there and we had all the pilots and flew up and it was so amazing. i told randy, “randy, fly your plane when the thing opens” and he did and many people say i saved us from the aliens that day

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I wish two blood clots would 9/11 his pulmonary aorta and artery.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"...but I think we're doing a much better job than they ever could."

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“As much as it was a terrible day, I love going to New York..and I love hearing when the loved ones read the names.” So low rizz even Trump won’t endorse him.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“HAHAHA! I’m a classless asshole!”

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“When this is all over, we’ll see…”. So, no. The answer is no.

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

🎶Hello Mapquest, my old friend🎶

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Thank you sir. May I have another?

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

But when we do it, it's called "law enforcement".

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jeffries, from my perspective, is largely full of shit. Does @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social think we're all fucking stupid? Kushner isn't even a federal employee so why would he meet to talk "affordability" with him and not Bessent, or Nutlick or any of the other stooges who got us into the crisis?

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Derek Sheen @dereksheen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hope the Lorax shows up and pulls his tongue out through his asshole

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