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Julie, Your Cruise Director

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"How will this end?" "In fire."

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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 18h
Those are chairs.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NowPlaying on American #vinyl the 2022 45 rpm mono remaster of It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (Vince Guaraldi, 1966). Too much fun.
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A street moment 📸 By: paolo belloni
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the most frightening toothbrush I‘ve ever owned.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on Canadian #vinyl a reissue of Foxtrot from 1980-something (Genesis, 1972).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you took a lump of silly putty and you put it in the microwave...
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"taken over". This is one of those times I'd like to see Fox suddenly go Dutch angle followed by a middle-aged cameraman in a big headset walking into view and punching Jesse in the face.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And you have China. Good thing shipping things across the world is so cheap these days.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pike and Tuna Turner
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on German #vinyl the 2023 reissue of Mezzanine (Massive Attack, 1998). Hypnotic.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR charactir who koude resiste the One Ring
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#NowSpinning #vinyl #NowPlaying the 1998 German reissue of After The Gold Rush (Neil Young, 1970).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on German #vinyl the 2015 reissue of Kind Of Blue (Miles Davis, 1959).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying the 2010 American remaster of Axis: Bold As Love (The Jimi Hendrix Experience, 1967).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on transparent #vinyl the 2024 German remaster of Stop Making Sense (Talking Heads, 1984).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying on Japanese #vinyl an original of Pyromania (Def Leppard, 1983). Trite but fun.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Alberta has introduced new rules that will allow landowners to destroy broad categories of wetlands across the province without seeking government approval." #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli thenarwhal.ca/alberta-wate...
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Alberta farmers can now destroy many wetlands | The Narwhal
Changes to Alberta’s Water Act could put vast majority of wetlands at risk, advocate says of new rules the province is calling ‘common sense’
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'd suggest Loony but it's taken.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#NowSpinning on snazzy black and silver #vinyl the 2025 reissue of Albatross (Big Wreck, 2012).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1. Avoid vaccines. 2. Die like a medieval peasant.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tonight I will Do The Rock.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And the jokes land! These books are a hoot. The audiobooks are read by Andrew Fallaize and he does the best old lady voice since Nigel Planer's take on Granny Weatherwax.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Planet Marc.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hello, I was a child in the 1970's Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gosh I hope the sailors who didn't vote Republican are okay.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One of the greats.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh, no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Rt...
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B 52's Wig
YouTube video by huw5ton
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#NowSpinning #NowPlaying the superb Pink Floyd At Pompeii on Dutch #vinyl (Pink Floyd, 2025). The best of the hippie stuff.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Staying up until midnight so I can watch them drop Mitch McConnell.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#NowSpinning on presumably electric blue #vinyl the 2023 German reissue of Electric (The Cult, 1987).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#NowSpinning on Dutch #vinyl the 2022 release of the 2018 remix of the 1977 album Animals (Pink Floyd, 1977).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gilbert Gottfried.
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We need to return to a country that believes in science and higher education
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Baffling. Maybe another fake video of Trump bombing Americans with shit is in order.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And they say conservatives have no sense of humour.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#NowSpinning on original Canadian #vinyl the debut of The B-52’s (1979).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don't know of any similar allegations being made against Joe Rogan but I'd like him to be arrested and shipped off to another country next please.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#NowSpinning a 2014 reissue of Crime Of The Century (Supertramp, 1974) on French(!) #vinyl.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#NowSpinning on black and silver Canadian #vinyl the 2025 rsd edition of Albatross (Big Wreck, 2012). The best band you haven’t heard.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good Clean Lettuce. What am I bid?
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So? He makes movies.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsay Graham breaks with Israel
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
MAHA.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not me! I'm asking to see his body parts removed from the hospital each in its own little bag then taken to the closest zoo with jackals in it.
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#vinyl #NowPlaying the 2025 European reissue of Octavarium (Dream Theater, 2005).
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Julie, Your Cruise Director @lylebeaudoin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell today and he said "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell today & he told me that on this very night, 10 years ago, along this same stretch of road, in a dense fog just like this, he saw the worst accident he'd ever seen... ...And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked like... THIS!
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Mitch McConnell at the Podium
ALT: Mitch McConnell at the Podium
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