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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/09/2026

Jack Smith claims he wasn’t at an Atlanta Hawks game because he was in Maryland to see Caitlin Clark, but how does he explain this image of Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey?

Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey checkmate

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

“Guys stop hating on the jerseys! I’m going to tell mom!!” -Josh Allen

"Stop hating on the jerseys, guys," Allen told reporters at training camp, just after the Nickel City design was unveiled.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

Every game today looks like it’s being played at the base of Mount Doom.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

Who do I want to win the American League West? I’m choosin Texas.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

I’ve never heard of the song “Choosin Texas” and furthermore I’ve never heard of the magazine “Rolling Stone.”

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this cultural cache I’ve acquired.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/09/2026

Titans were so committed to this they even made their logo bald.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 25/09/2026

Nick Folk is closer to Kirk Herbstreit’s age than he is to Bijan Robinson’s.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/09/2026

What is your silliest, but most strongly held, sports hot take? I’ll go first: Hockey is a water sport.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/09/2026

Spurs scored a goal! Look out it’s finally all gonna pay off! You’ll see! You’ll ALL SEE!

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Only one thing Spurs can do now: Fire De Zerbi and replace him with his complete stylistic opposite. Then spend €100 million on pieces for that guy in January. And then fire that guy and re-hire De Zerbi in March.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 16/09/2026

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of functioning organs. They’re all just out of frame, laughing and functioning too.

Mitch McConnell looking totally with it.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 14/09/2026

“Hey this dude is going to go to work this week but don’t tell anyone I told you that, okay?”

Lead to a politico piece about Mitch McConnell possibly returning to work. It reads: GOP lawmakers believe Sen. Mitch McConnell will return to the Capitol this week, ending a three-month health-related absence, according to four people granted anonymity to disclose private conversations.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

okay so their 2024 990 isn't out yet (should be soon, has certainly been filed) but the kennedy center has net assets of nearly 600 million dollars as of 9/30/24. You're telling me they can't withstand a 22 million dollar defecit for a year? they could handle that for over 20 years.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

Live look at John Harbaugh seeing a big Ravens lead he can’t blow.

Wolverine sad looking at a picture meme.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

So Matt Ryan is definitely playing this year, isn’t he

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

People Turning Point has in heaven: Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Bin Laden, 2 Che Guevaras, and Charlie Kirk. TPUSA believes heaven is more lenient than the baseball hall of fame.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

Didn’t Drew Lock win a game for the Giants that led to them not getting Drake Maye?

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

Another Patriots-Seahawks game, another inexplicable interception to seal it.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

This game is so bad that Cris Collinsworth hasn’t compared anyone to Patrick Mahomes.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 06/09/2026

The University of Michigan now has to add a cardinal direction to their name. I don’t make the rules.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 06/09/2026

The Red Sox and Orioles have combined for 77 straight outs without a run. No one has scored since Mickey Gasper hit a solo HR with one out in the top of the first yesterday. Oriole Park has seen two hot dog races without seeing a single run. It’s 0-0 going into the top of the 5th.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 05/09/2026

Syracuse football has never been more back. Orange win by 60 points. No idea who they played but I’m sure it was someone good. Please do not ask me who they played. That information doesn’t matter.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 05/09/2026

Maybe Tottenham will score next week! Who’s to say!

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

New 4K release of 28 Days Later Average person: Cool. I like that movie Physical media enthusiast: This upscaling was bound to look like shit because of the source materials, but knowing they’ve edited out 1 second of footage is going to be my 13th reason

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 01/09/2026

Wow. Colton Cowser with a game-winning home run robbery.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/08/2026

Tuesday night Jarren Duran hit a grand slam to beat the Marlins 7-3 in extras. It’s now Friday and the Red Sox haven’t scored a run since.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/08/2026

It’s nice they let Cody play on the iPad for a little bit after he made such a good throw.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/08/2026

Jazz Chisholm Jr looks like he’s wearing Jazz Chisholm Sr’s pants.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/08/2026

It seems Milo is into Autoerotic Deportation

MILO
@Nero
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What is the etiquette if you are going about your business and find yourself observing an ICE raid?
I want to show a little respect and decency. Are you allowed to masturbate where you stand, in the street, or should you find some kind of awning or motor vehicle?
12:12 AM • 7/14/25 • 54K Views
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OF
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
MILO YIANNOPOULOS
Country of Birth : United Kingdom
Status: In ICE Custody
Current Detention Facility: Call ICE For Details

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 28/08/2026

Like Paul Revere said, “One if by boat, and two if frankly by land.”

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Guardians are playing the Angels and the Guardians have two guys named Angel in the lineup

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/08/2026

I read this as A.I. Guido. “You’re absolutely right, I am walkin’ here.”

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/08/2026

Idea for the Pro Bowl: Have the two best Madden players in the world play a game with the two pro bowl rosters. Broadcast it and commentate it like a real game. They don’t even have to be the best. They don’t even have to be good.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/08/2026

The disrespect to Kobe has reached new levels.

Bam Adebayo Heat jersey for $9.99
Kobe Bryant Lower Merion jersey for $6

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/08/2026

I have to say something about Mickey Gasper. Since coming up from the Woo Sox on August 17th, he has played 8 games and is batting .476 with 5 HRs and 12 RBI. His OBP is .621. His Slugging is 1.333, making his OPS 1.954. He has struck out once in 29 plate appearances.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 20/08/2026

Just found the most disrespectful listing on Depop. Jayden Daniels deserves an apology.

Number 5 Washington jersey back. It’s Heath Shuler.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/08/2026

I hope Wikipedia never does a Spotify Wrapped thing. I don’t know if I could deal with being told I’m in the top 0.4% of people who visit Kato Kaelin’s page.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/08/2026

Diamondbacks on Bluesky confirmed.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/08/2026

I don’t know what the big deal is with Ketel Marte not showing up to Fenway. None of the other Diamondbacks have shown up either.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 15/08/2026

Going to tell my kids this was Barbenheimer

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