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Enjoyer of Hats

@themikeheld.bsky.social
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Yeah, tramps like us, and we like tramps.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 21m
cubs can't lose on gendry's gotcha day, that's the rule.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 53m
i am well documented as on the record of being pro-QO for Grish but society has moved past the point of "Trent Grisham"
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1h
Turn him in to Cloudy, with a chance of Meatballs, Gray
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 5h
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 5h
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 5h
Not Bad New Era Drop????? What is this, 2021?
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 8h
Cole has two quotes that always made me chuckle: this one and "The stakes. They're high. I enjoy them."
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Matt Imbrogno @mimbro1.bsky.social · 8h
ITYSL I don’t want to be around anymore
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 9h
Any list that includes becker/fagen is a Ball Knowers list.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22h
🅱️en Rice
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 12h
every time this shithead pops up
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 13h
it's equal parts haunting and jaw dropping.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 13h
the last Yankee to hit a playoff grand slam against Boston? It's the bronx's favorite cold soup enthusiast.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 13h
“Bari Weiss did what they paid her to do” I dunno I think a key part of propaganda is people have to actually consume it?
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 14h
commanders: no mo: yes
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 14h
good morning to Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler and the fine people of Cohasett
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22h
You played Count On Rice, You played Count On Rice. You win if you hit the big dinger twice.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22h
12 left
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22h
🅱️en Rice
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22h
This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 22h
HOOTING, HOLLERING, ETC
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 23h
youtu.be/aCOVyVxC_QM
youtu.be
CAKE - Mustache Man (Wasted)
YouTube video by thebandcake
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 23h
Rice-A-Roni! The Center Field Treat! Oh, the Rice is Right!
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*whispers* that's George Lombard Senior's son
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so glad we named our daughter Cameron
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen enough "Heliot Ramos" for one lifetime
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the events of June 13 permanently altered my sports brain chemistry
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knickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Repeat it to yourself as many times as you need to: The Knicks are world champions. Nobody can hurt me.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
child who refuses to sleep means I simply do not have the energy for playoff baseball tonight. go the Yankees.
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jake @tarantuladad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have -$122. $238 that would allow me, someone who is queer, neurodivergent, and experiences chronic pain that requires routine visits to a specialist, to have health insurance for this semester is due at 11:59pm tomorrow cashapp: $jgmcgehee paypal: graystripe98@yahoo.com kofi: ko-fi.com/jmac25
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
these two songs tell you everything
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.wsj.com/opinion/corn... A wild Op-Ed to post today. Also: a terrible op-ed, in which Man Learns That There Are Consequences For Sharing Shitty Opinions.
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Opinion | Cornell Fails Its Free-Speech Test
I was ostracized and threatened at a school that claims to value ‘engaged discourse.’
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith was actually watching M*A*S*H reruns.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mike mcdaniel when the chargers are 1-15
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giancarlo's Kirk Gibson Moment against Chapman is going to save me.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let's make this cap inaccurate, eh?
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all killer, no filler.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how good is SPORTS by Huey Lewis and the News, huh?
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are we not going to talk about the Corey Julks jersey
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nothing to do with "out of money" I'm sure
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh jeeze that's me. i've been frantically writing and editing this thing like crazy, and you're going to enjoy it when it comes out.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dodgers over Yankees in six. The Yankees are going to get outscored in each of the three series they win. Nobody's gonna be happy about it for the next month.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Call me the House Un-American Activities Committee the way i'm into McCarthyism
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PLAY NINE DOT WIN
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he's going to be hosting update by next season.
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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rosencrantz and fuckin' Gildenstern DEAD
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