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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 1h

I made this on photoshop in 30 seconds. Not everything is AI. I can make slop too dammit!

Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/09/2026

Jack Smith claims he wasn’t at an Atlanta Hawks game because he was in Maryland to see Caitlin Clark, but how does he explain this image of Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey?

Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey checkmate

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

Let’s also not let the Colts off the hook.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

“Guys stop hating on the jerseys! I’m going to tell mom!!” -Josh Allen

"Stop hating on the jerseys, guys," Allen told reporters at training camp, just after the Nickel City design was unveiled.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

Every game today looks like it’s being played at the base of Mount Doom.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

Who do I want to win the American League West? I’m choosin Texas.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

I’ve never heard of the song “Choosin Texas” and furthermore I’ve never heard of the magazine “Rolling Stone.”

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 27/09/2026

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this cultural cache I’ve acquired.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 26/09/2026

Titans were so committed to this they even made their logo bald.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 25/09/2026

Someone said “in this season” at one point which is another one.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 25/09/2026

Woah, is he on the same team as Jazz Chisolm’s son?

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 25/09/2026

Nick Folk is closer to Kirk Herbstreit’s age than he is to Bijan Robinson’s.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 20/09/2026

She’s a principle cast member in the role of principal

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/09/2026

What is your silliest, but most strongly held, sports hot take? I’ll go first: Hockey is a water sport.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 19/09/2026

Spurs scored a goal! Look out it’s finally all gonna pay off! You’ll see! You’ll ALL SEE!

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Only one thing Spurs can do now: Fire De Zerbi and replace him with his complete stylistic opposite. Then spend €100 million on pieces for that guy in January. And then fire that guy and re-hire De Zerbi in March.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 16/09/2026

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of functioning organs. They’re all just out of frame, laughing and functioning too.

Mitch McConnell looking totally with it.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 14/09/2026

It’s like you have always said, David Bowie songs were meant to be blasted out of an ice cream truck music box.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 14/09/2026

Don’t let them bully you, Denny. Your ice cream truck will be extremely successful.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 14/09/2026

Are they “joining forces” or attending the same conference? Genuinely asking because the article is extremely vague.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 14/09/2026

“Hey this dude is going to go to work this week but don’t tell anyone I told you that, okay?”

Lead to a politico piece about Mitch McConnell possibly returning to work. It reads: GOP lawmakers believe Sen. Mitch McConnell will return to the Capitol this week, ending a three-month health-related absence, according to four people granted anonymity to disclose private conversations.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

okay so their 2024 990 isn't out yet (should be soon, has certainly been filed) but the kennedy center has net assets of nearly 600 million dollars as of 9/30/24. You're telling me they can't withstand a 22 million dollar defecit for a year? they could handle that for over 20 years.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

Live look at John Harbaugh seeing a big Ravens lead he can’t blow.

Wolverine sad looking at a picture meme.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

So Matt Ryan is definitely playing this year, isn’t he

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 13/09/2026

People Turning Point has in heaven: Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Bin Laden, 2 Che Guevaras, and Charlie Kirk. TPUSA believes heaven is more lenient than the baseball hall of fame.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 11/09/2026

gonna take the LITE RAIL TO THE DANGER ZONE

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

The key stat was Seahawks 13 Patriots 10…

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

Didn’t Drew Lock win a game for the Giants that led to them not getting Drake Maye?

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

Another Patriots-Seahawks game, another inexplicable interception to seal it.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

This is more of an AFC Championship vibe

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

This game is so bad that Cris Collinsworth hasn’t compared anyone to Patrick Mahomes.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 10/09/2026

And tomorrow: the 49ers in Australia. What could go wrong?

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 06/09/2026

The University of Michigan now has to add a cardinal direction to their name. I don’t make the rules.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 06/09/2026

Eli White drives in two for the Red Sox to end the streak at 85 straight outs and 2 hot dog races.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 06/09/2026

The Red Sox and Orioles have combined for 77 straight outs without a run. No one has scored since Mickey Gasper hit a solo HR with one out in the top of the first yesterday. Oriole Park has seen two hot dog races without seeing a single run. It’s 0-0 going into the top of the 5th.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 05/09/2026

OMG they kicked a field goal with less than a minute left to make it 66-3. That’s diabolical and I love it.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 05/09/2026

Syracuse football has never been more back. Orange win by 60 points. No idea who they played but I’m sure it was someone good. Please do not ask me who they played. That information doesn’t matter.

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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 05/09/2026

Maybe Tottenham will score next week! Who’s to say!

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

New 4K release of 28 Days Later Average person: Cool. I like that movie Physical media enthusiast: This upscaling was bound to look like shit because of the source materials, but knowing they’ve edited out 1 second of footage is going to be my 13th reason

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