Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yeah, it definitely adds to the coolness factor even if it introduces an exploitable weakness in the armor. 😆 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Appleseed landmate suits always intrigued me. The pilot's real arms are kind of exposed. 120
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I love that scene in Tekkonkinkreet right when Black mentions White's name. Probably happens a lot, he carries a whole roll of toilet paper. 010
Reposted by DirkBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list: 35055031423
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026"If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated." - GLaDOS 000
Reposted by DirkMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Nigel Farage Listens to the News 10449731891
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026people rushing through the rain: "ooh... so cold..." me, who can only take cold showers: "this is fine..." 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026A kettle is just a bag that turns crisps into chips. Electric kettles give you lightning flavour. 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Renewing a product would mean expense. Swapping ingredients for cheaper ones means instant profit. Until everybody can smell what happened and stops buying of course. But that's what private equity is all about. Cash in, drop the product, screw the reputation. More testicles means more iron. 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What. You think baked beans is a thing anywhere outside of the UK? 😆 000
Reposted by DirkCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Lying is bad unless you do it via AI. False advertising is bad unless you do it via AI. Plagiarism is bad unless you do it via AI. Losing billions of dollars for no good reason is bad unless you do it via AI. Robbing cities of water is bad unless you do it via AI. You’re just embracing the future. 292922867
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 23/05/2026One of those days I'm gonna get laser eyes as well. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/0...penny-arcade.comThis Dilapidated Universe - Penny ArcadeVideogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary. 010
Reposted by DirkDave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 23/05/2026Greg fails to mention that his Manifesto Games shop was the first online distributor to take a chance on my work. Back in 2006, absolutely NOBODY took me seriously, but he did. I’ve always been grateful for that. 0643
Reposted by DirkDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 23/05/2026We should make it illegal for MPs to use public toilets and changing rooms, and if you see someone you think might be an MP using one you can confront them, and they have to carry their Westminster pass and show it to you, and then you can kick them out. But, like, in a respectful supportive way. 1594173
Reposted by DirkGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Hunkerousness [HUNG-ker-us-nes] (n.) - Old fogy-ism; political conservatism; an inexplicable opposition to compassion, kindness, progress, and equality. 210349
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Lived example: *my VCR starts recording* Friend: *notices* "Oh! What are you recording?" Me: *cringes* "Ummm... SeaQuest." Friend: "Oh. Cool." Me: *hopes I'm not blushing too much, because I have a massive crush on Jonathan Brandis.* 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I found him... suspicious. He was hiding something. And Cove could see right through him as well. 😆 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you can fish for whales, then compliments are fish, too. 🤔 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Should come with a device that emits a constant high pitched coil whine and occasional static noises, even when turned off. 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The seven P's are essential. "Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance." Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero. 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026“I know the answer to your question, but I can’t explain it in words. I wish I could just ‘think’ it at you.” ↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑ 110
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 28/12/20251000km/s? (Relative to what?) Cute. Looks like it would take about 60 million years for it to travel the length of its tail. We are much closer to Sagittarius A*, let's worry about that one, shall we? 😁 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5Q...youtube.comCounting MonkeysYouTube video by The Telegraph 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 25/12/2025"...don't mention tunneling, entanglement or using a Zen relay. That's only used in cases where a house has no chimney." ☝️😒 020
Reposted by DirkMike Z @mikez.bsky.social · 21/12/2025On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink. 311917632
Reposted by DirkFelipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Hell yeah, it's done! It's the most expensive of these I've ever built, but it does look amazing. 1235931
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 18/12/2025For extra autumnal mood: split one open, blow on it, stick on nose, wear with pride. 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I remember one of my teachers saying in the early 90s: "A pension? For you lot? No, no, that system was only meant for your grandparents and parents, it's not a long term solution!" 100
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 02/11/2025🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵 🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶 030
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Balloonicorn! 🦄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...youtube.comMeet the PyroYouTube video by teamfortress 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older. 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025All over the place.media.tenor.coma cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and wavingAlt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers. 131
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans. 010
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know. 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.media.tenor.coma man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth . 000
Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 25/10/2025"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind." 010
Reposted by DirkP J Harvey @tigerears.bsky.social · 23/10/2025what people need to realise is that we cannot just 'tune them out', same with flashing or bright lights the only way noises stop being irritations is if they stop 1288
![A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word “Hunkerousness,” with the pronunciation “[HUNG-ker-us-nes]” beneath it. The definition reads: “(n.) 1. Old fogy-ism; political conservatism; an inexplicable opposition to compassion, kindness, progress, and equality.” Below the definition is an example sentence: “The xenophobic party cheered each fresh act of cruelty as its hunkerousness metastasized into a cult of personality surrounding a bloated demagogue who trafficked in suspicion, cruelty, and anti-intellectualism.” On the right side is a detailed Victorian-style woodcut illustration of two men in top hats standing beneath a decorative arched structure.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uzkqphsznycugmyz7hqvna3f/bafkreigaw6bzqgihiezvynjqgx36jsybc7jsmiovr7d4vn2j4bkqucb7s4)
