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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't clean vacuums with it, do you?
The German word for vacuum cleaner is Staubsauger. It sucks dust? Must be a dust sucker.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Appleseed landmate suits always intrigued me. The pilot's real arms are kind of exposed.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love that scene in Tekkonkinkreet right when Black mentions White's name. Probably happens a lot, he carries a whole roll of toilet paper.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A kettle is just a bag that turns crisps into chips. Electric kettles give you lightning flavour.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yup. Works. 😆
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I found him... suspicious. He was hiding something. And Cove could see right through him as well. 😆
Cove: "You can go. I'll just wait until he's gone."
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Happy Birthday!
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Screenshot of a Linux update manager with a large tick mark in its centre. "Your system is up to date".
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Cove Holden from the game Our Life: Beginnings & Always. The most relatable character I have ever come across; made me aware that I'm autistic myself. What an eye opener. The base game is free on steam, gog and itch. DLC well worth it. You don't have to play it as a love story, but please do. 🥹
Cove at the pier wearing a wet-suit: "Here I go, thinking everything's resolved with what's happened, and we can have fun! But I can't just enjoy anything. I had to find something else to get stuck in my head."
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Nothing like crashing the whole network by fumbling your BNC terminator plug.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That's just the wild card and could be anything... and especially of course a Marauder. 😜
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yeah, he's wrapped himself in this stuff. 😆
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Confirmed in Stellarium. This is what the simulation looks like right now.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Twin Pines Mall... Lone Pine Mall... 'nuff said!
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Reminds me of the movie After Earth. The only people able to defeat the monstrous alien Ursa creature are the rangers that do not fear them and are therefore invisible / imperceptible to them.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I suppose "Oil of Olay" was called "Oil of Olaz" in Germany, because of the QWERTZ layout of a German keyboard. More likely just a weird coincidence, I'm probably wrong.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That's why spiral staircases in medieval castles were commonly built in a way that makes it difficult for an invading force (climbing up the stairs) to wield their swords. The defending party on the other hand (HA!) could not only wield their weapons right handed, they had the higher ground as well.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
There's only one Cove. 🥰
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
enhance... enhance... ENHANCE...
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
As a child in Germany I was like a human microscope. I could read the font hidden away on a 100 DM bill and nobody would believe me. I circled the area on the picture. It says hunderthunderthundert constantly repeating in different shades of blue going vertically upwards.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Like good old Lucciola from Last Exile.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
*brain freeze* 😆
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Impossible to choose, definitely. But I always love how you can convince Cove that it's only fair if nobody gets the bed. You'll both be sleeping on the floor. 😆
Cove says: "Make sure you don't get too close to me, otherwise it'll basically be like we're sharing the same sleeping spot anyway and then all the sacrifices we're making will be for nothing."
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Boulder Dash on Atari 800 XL.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Thirty-six degreeeeeees... 😈
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Alia wielding a crysknife.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Here's a little clip I made in Stellarium. You can see the moon shooting by a few times, that's how much I had to accelerate time to visualize it.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I wouldn't even know what to say if I ever met them again. [image taken from the game Our Life: Beginnings & Always - Baxter DLC]
Baxter: Sometimes I wonder if they remember me. I wonder what they think of if they do remember me.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We got those pet feeders that open to the right ID chip in the end. Otherwise piggy in the middle would eat the lot! The cover keeps bugs out too, so that's helpful. Flies love cat food.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Reminds me of the tale of Baron Muenchhausen, who managed to pull himself (and his horse!) out of a swamp by his own hair.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And how it gets picked up on. God, I love this game.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I noticed that. He also makes little jokes when you're shy. I'll have to do a full replay being shy in all steps. 😊
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (pls use alt text)
Tycho spying through Venetian blinds.
"If there is a God, and I ever meet him, I'm just going to kick him in the balls over and over."
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Dun-duhn-dun-duuuhn...
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Can confirm.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I knew it!
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
You know what that means: REPLAY! 😄 It's at the end of step 3.
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
*sighs* another one that never fails to make me cry. 🥹
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Dirk @deploydiagnose.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I just love how Cove seems to have figured him out from day one. 😆
Cove: You can go. I'll just wait until he's gone.
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