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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’re like one bombshell NYT/Siena poll from Republicans doing land acknowledgments.
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Trash Witch 🎃🦇 @trashwitchh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If the Chinese menu doesn’t look like this I don’t want it
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Trash Witch 🎃🦇 @trashwitchh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Coolest birthday party ever Monster Squad and Phantom of the Paradise double header at the drive-in
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jp @demoninthedoorway.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The pics coming out of the Republican midterm convention in Dallas are pretty grim.
A woman regrets all the life choices that have preceded this moment.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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Trash Witch 🎃🦇 @trashwitchh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ready to walk on crunchy leaves, eat pumpkin roll, drink apple cider, watch Halloween classics, bake Pillsbury cookies, go to a haunted house, and shove a pumpkin up my ass 🎃🍂
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Politico @politico.com · 10/07/2026
Black leaders across the South have expressed a visceral shock in the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision gutting the Voting Rights Act. But as the surprise wears off, a sense of isolation has begun to set in among some. 🔗 politi.co/4vSW46T
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Photo of the year. Great image of America of the past and present.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happiness is watching Nick At Nite reruns on VHS with the original commercials. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Picture of an old CRT television screen in a dark room. On the screen are two men in suits whispering to each other.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Trash Witch 🎃🦇 @trashwitchh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fresh cut fries and horror at the drive-in, all is right in the world 🍟🎞️
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.
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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

(Photo of Russell Crowe doing complex math in A Beautiful Mind)
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The people who vote by mail fucking hate you. Hope this helps 0239 @2 G1 •
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing. (image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
More evidence submissions for Section 4, 25th Amendment
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
7 minutes ago
Helene Cooper, Pentagon reporter

Trump has concluded speaking after 19 minutes. Nothing new was said tonight. This was a rehash of his Truth Social posts over the past month.
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 02/04/2026
Trump’s big announcement: We are still at war. Nothing has changed. Thanks for your attention. (Am I getting the message right?)
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anyway, Kristi remains the biggest cosplayer in the Noem partnership
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There's no love like Christian hate
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/03/2026
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Fleischer Cartoons! @fleischertoons.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Max Fleischer’s granddaughter has been funding these restorations on her own and we’d really appreciate if we can get the public support on the blu ray. It will help us get more out of the vault and keep the legacy alive. Thank you!
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A senior CBS News staffer expressed sympathy for employees at CNN who are frustrated and upset over the Paramount news. "I need to keep reminding myself it can - and will - always get worse," the staffer told me, adding that CNN staffers "should" be freaking out since "it's hell over here."
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Senator Jacky Rosen @rosen.senate.gov · 25/01/2026
Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Holy shit.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Everyone critical of Trump, Stephen Miller and ICE is now a "domestic terrorist" and can be murdered. Good luck, Republicans. You unleashed a monster that will eventually come for you and your families.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Post from Pete Buttigieg that reads: If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it. 

Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 19/01/2026
Billie Eilish Speaks Out: “We’re Seeing Our Neighbors Being Kidnapped, Peaceful Protestors Being Assaulted and Murdered”
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Billie Eilish Speaks Out: “We’re Seeing Our Neighbors Being Kidnapped, Peaceful Protestors Being Assaulted and Murdered”
A little over a week after the Department of Homeland Security publicly blasted her “garbage rhetoric” for anti-ICE posts shared via Instagram Stories, Billie Eilish graciously received the 2026 MLK Jr. Beloved Community Environmental Justice Award presented by the King Center on Saturday, Jan. 17 at the Hyatt Regency in downtown Atlanta. Eilish’s philanthropy became more recognized back in October when her plan to donate $11.5 million to groups working on climate justice, reducing carbon pollution and food equity through The Changemaker Program from her sold-out Hit Me Hard and Soft tour was revealed. Her challenge to billionaire attendees of The Wall Street Journal Magazine 2025 Innovators Awards, including the world’s third richest person Mark Zuckerberg, to “give your money away” was even bigger.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
literally the villain in every movie ever
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head.
Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!”
Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic”

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro”

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
the terrible plastic family from those old Duracell commercials. Just awful to look at
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
100% this!👇
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Renee Good should still be here. She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth. She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He murdered her
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 09/01/2026
This week: we execute a U.S. citizen. Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.” It's so transparent what's going on here.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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CNN @cnn.com · 09/01/2026
JUST IN: The US economy added just 50,000 jobs in December, capping off one of the weakest years of job gains in decades. cnn.it/3Z40dWN
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Folks, nobody is going to stop Trump from taking Greenland. He's going to take it, explode NATO, and turn our allies against us. All of it will add up to massive blowback, overreach, and the world increasingly turning against us. Russia and China will continue celebrating.
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