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DeManda Tension

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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Global warming be like:
A sign made of 5 ft tall white letters, positioned just behind the shore of a lake, that says "Winter Wonderland." The trees behind the sign are green. The grass below the sign is green. In front of the sign, a man in shorts and a t-shirt sits in a lawn chair, fishing from the lake.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking forward to trump not getting the Peace Prize again this year
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phoebe Lunny also wore a Palestine jersey at the packed Lambrini Girls show I was at last night. Love that musicians are doing this.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolsob, as usual
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missourian here. Anyone want to go in with me on a pair of Hawks tickets to send to Eric Schmitt? Come on, it'll be fuuunnn...
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Derpus #caturday
A derpy orange cat lying on his back with paws in the air. Much fluffy belly is exposed.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn Fetterman. What an utterly garbage human being.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nailed it 👇🏽 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My gym is currently playing a really atrocious, clubby cover of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" and I don't like it one bit.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Pixies Stix Siouxsie and the Bancheese Gojiro Dreams of Sushi Sunndae 0))) Wu-Tang Flan Cake
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's eight years tomorrow since we posted on Twitter that Sting had been in to return his books.
A shelf on the book return trolley. The titles of the five books are Every Breath You Take, Every Move You Make, The Bonds That Break, Every Step You Take and I Am Watching You.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did believe he was pulled out of the wreckage. Dementia and all.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
A New York Times story with the lede: "As the trump administration deploys rhetoric suggesting the bicycle is hopelessly lefty, it has begun revoking federal grants for what it calls 'D.E.I. bike lanes.'" 
I'm so over this guy.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Lake Ontario thing has me finally ready to ditch google maps. Experimenting w/asst apps; started with MapQuest (natch). While I have yet to figure out its various quirks, it's already ahead of the game because just LOOK at the lil avatar I got to pick. And the stuffy British voice is hysterical.
A wee, green, gobliny, orc-y pixelated little fella, just hanging out on a route map.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Babysitter contends with an unwelcome houseguest who is a William Shatner fan.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Artax from Neverending Story. Always Artax.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NYC street artists work fast….Fulton Street is now Parton Street 🙏 *Work by plannedalism(IG)
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reposting with a link that works better. If you quit the boycott, now's a great time to rejoin. Hold the line!
theguardian.com
Target apologizes for ‘offensive’ Halloween costume after backlash
Retailer removes kid’s clown costume after people said it resembled a racist caricature used in minstrel shows
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
describe your music taste with only three artists. no genres allowed. Earth Ministry Prince
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lenore would like me to put down the camera and brush her already #caturday
A fluffy orange and white cat, prone upon a countertop, belly exposed, paws raised in supplication.
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George @hannahtempler.com · 08/08/2026
good morning you may approach the wizard
tarantula with a bugle chip on its head and a stick in its hands. powerful wizard
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Old crossword puzzles that include the clue/answer "clean air org" = EPA seem so naive now.
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dear @washingtonpost.com : this is not worthy of a breaking news alert. JFC.
A WaPo breaking news alert titled "7 U.S. ice cream shops to build a vacation around." JFC.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We made the cats watch the original Parent Trap with us last night, and I think it gave them bad ideas... #caturday
A slightly cluttered living room with bright yellow yarn wound around every available surface
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Upon reflection, the administration moved to dismiss the indictment charging David Hearn with vandalizing Lincoln Memorial Pool.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And let me just add that I think the 65% tariff on Freedonian goods is outrageous.
bbc.com
US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner
Officials say it was an error to add the fictional nation from Black Panther to the list.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just passed a car with a Gadsden flag vanity plate that read "4dolph" and how the F**K did the Missouri DMV let that through???
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm sure Douthat was selected due to his onscreen charisma. Great move by CBS and 60 Minutes; wishing then all the congratulations on their incipient comeback.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There's a heat index of 120° in St Louis right now and I'm pretty fucking mad about it.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The lettuce thing I can handle but if they ever declare the potatoes as off limits I will burn it all down.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The order went so far as to suggest that the signage inform potential museum visitors of locations where American history is better presented. The administration did not explain where the public would be redirected." The signs will direct people to Ken Hamm's Creation Museum in Boone County, KY.
nytimes.com
Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum
President Trump said the signage at the National Museum of American History would correct what a disputed White House report described as “extreme political activism.”
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just read about the @doordashhelp.bsky.social boycott and I am all in!
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy #caturday from this pair of oranges. The one on the left always has the brain cell; the one on the right doesn't even know the brain cell exists
Two orange cats on a table they are not supposed to be on, kind of squished up against each other.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Snicker. Appreciating the writing by @davidgilbert43.bsky.social at Wired this morning:
A screen grab from an article about Trump's speech this week that features the line: "'This is a grand slam from President Trump,' election denier Patrick Byrne told school shooting conspiracy theorist Alex Jones moments after the speech ended..."
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have eaten the tacos that had the bad lettuce and which have now probably given me illness God help me they were delicious so crisp and so...um...I must excuse myself
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And a happy Conor McGregor's Career Is Over Day to you all*
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A picture of a champagne bottle popping, for no reason in particular.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Der splooten. #caturday
The toe beans of an orange cat.
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A new sequel 🤣🤣💙
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Playing Dance Dance Revolution with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms, FIFA, and Iran. I'm having trouble taking my turn because he's sprawled on the mat, unresponsive.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm almost mad I didn't think of making reflecting pool jello shots for my event today. Y'all are brilliantly creative.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years
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