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DeManda Tension

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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 30m
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Daria Fire
Alt: A gif of the cartoon character Daria. Her face is deadpan, and her glasses reflect burning flames.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 5h
Soooo...You're going to do something about it then, right? Right???
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
America now runs on Argentinian beef, Russia Diesel, and measles.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have agreed to participate in an office group-Halloween costume that necessitates dressing like cows. I got a set of cow ears and a tail--I purchased them while I was on the clock because I decided it was covered in my job description under "udder duties as assigned."
A photo of a headband featuring cow ears and plush horns
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh so now we're doing snuff films. fantastic.
Ap News headline that reads "Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasslan will be livestreamed"
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I...but...what?
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just saw that Susan Dell clip, and it reminded me of something...
An image of a terrifying, wide-eyed, frozen-rictus-begrinned Mitzi Mozzarella animatronic from Chuck e cheese's Rock-Afire Explosion band.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the cook the thief his wife and her lover counts as horror. And the color changes, costuming, and tableau painting-like scene setting is some stunning stuff. I'd also add Brothers Quay just about anything to this list.
A scene from the film in question, all in red, which signifies the characters are in the front of the house at the restaurant.A scene from the film in question, all in white, which signifies the characters are in the bathroom at the restaurant.A scene from the film in question, all in blue/green, which signifies the characters are in the kitchen at the restaurant.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Global warming be like:
A sign made of 5 ft tall white letters, positioned just behind the shore of a lake, that says "Winter Wonderland." The trees behind the sign are green. The grass below the sign is green. In front of the sign, a man in shorts and a t-shirt sits in a lawn chair, fishing from the lake.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking forward to trump not getting the Peace Prize again this year
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phoebe Lunny also wore a Palestine jersey at the packed Lambrini Girls show I was at last night. Love that musicians are doing this.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can confirm
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolsob, as usual
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missourian here. Anyone want to go in with me on a pair of Hawks tickets to send to Eric Schmitt? Come on, it'll be fuuunnn...
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Derpus #caturday
A derpy orange cat lying on his back with paws in the air. Much fluffy belly is exposed.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn Fetterman. What an utterly garbage human being.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nailed it 👇🏽 🎯 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My gym is currently playing a really atrocious, clubby cover of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" and I don't like it one bit.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Pixies Stix Siouxsie and the Bancheese Gojiro Dreams of Sushi Sunndae 0))) Wu-Tang Flan Cake
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Pixies Stix Siouxsie and the Bancheese Gojiro Dreams of Sushi Sunndae 0))) Wu-Tang Flan Cake
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's eight years tomorrow since we posted on Twitter that Sting had been in to return his books.
A shelf on the book return trolley. The titles of the five books are Every Breath You Take, Every Move You Make, The Bonds That Break, Every Step You Take and I Am Watching You.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow that managed to get a genuine, full-on belly laugh out of me.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My current favorite is that every time I log into a zoom session the mic on my laptop shuts down.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tha fuh?
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did believe he was pulled out of the wreckage. Dementia and all.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
A New York Times story with the lede: "As the trump administration deploys rhetoric suggesting the bicycle is hopelessly lefty, it has begun revoking federal grants for what it calls 'D.E.I. bike lanes.'" 
I'm so over this guy.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Lake Ontario thing has me finally ready to ditch google maps. Experimenting w/asst apps; started with MapQuest (natch). While I have yet to figure out its various quirks, it's already ahead of the game because just LOOK at the lil avatar I got to pick. And the stuffy British voice is hysterical.
A wee, green, gobliny, orc-y pixelated little fella, just hanging out on a route map.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oof that's a long walk to get there.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What's the name of this one? Sounds like a smell I would like to smell.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Babysitter contends with an unwelcome houseguest who is a William Shatner fan.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something like half of the characters Juliette Lewis has played throughout her career.
Juliette Lewis in Romeo is Bleeding.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
...and at least half of the characters Juliette Lewis has played.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Artax from Neverending Story. Always Artax.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NYC street artists work fast….Fulton Street is now Parton Street 🙏 *Work by plannedalism(IG)
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reposting with a link that works better. If you quit the boycott, now's a great time to rejoin. Hold the line!
theguardian.com
Target apologizes for ‘offensive’ Halloween costume after backlash
Retailer removes kid’s clown costume after people said it resembled a racist caricature used in minstrel shows
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CONGRATULATIONS! WOOOOO!
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm staring down the barrel of some yard work myself this weekend.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
describe your music taste with only three artists. no genres allowed. Earth Ministry Prince
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Okay, but pretty sure that striped one is a zebra
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lenore would like me to put down the camera and brush her already #caturday
A fluffy orange and white cat, prone upon a countertop, belly exposed, paws raised in supplication.
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George @hannahtempler.com · 08/08/2026
good morning you may approach the wizard
tarantula with a bugle chip on its head and a stick in its hands. powerful wizard
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Old crossword puzzles that include the clue/answer "clean air org" = EPA seem so naive now.
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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DeManda Tension @demandatension.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dear @washingtonpost.com : this is not worthy of a breaking news alert. JFC.
A WaPo breaking news alert titled "7 U.S. ice cream shops to build a vacation around." JFC.
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