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I'm having a mental breakdown at work!!!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😂😂😂😂

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a different part of our system at work is down now and I'm so tired and frustrated I'm gonna cry

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FIRST DETROIT WOMEN'S HOCKEY HOME GAME IS ON MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

supposed to have craft night with my coworkers tomorrow but I think instead i will.... not go to work (i gotta cough)

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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 14/09/2026

princess 💖

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

work made me log on from home but the only thing I can access is the internet and I'm going CRAZY bc I CANT DO ANYTHING WHY DID I LOG ON

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sorry!

internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the rain has been soooooo scary the past couple of days, we were hiding in the storm shelter at work yesterday and then my normally 12 minute commute took me an HOUR to get home 🙃 LUCKILY they canceled work for us today so I am AT HOME

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my dad: we want to come up to Detroit next month, when are you free? me: literally any weekend but the 19th, we're busy all day that Saturday my dad: ok we'll be there during that week and leave that Saturday so we never see you, sound good?

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Larry David: Confusion

ALT: Larry David: Confusion

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

SAW WINGS LIVE IN FRONT OF MY FACE TONIGHT!!!! cried twice (Jungkook is beautiful and sings like an angel???). had the MOST fun!!! didn't like getting there or leaving or the merch line or it raining so much I was DRIPPING water BUT I SAW BTS!!!!!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

luv to google "[annoying symptom] menopause?" and discover that i, a 38-year-old woman, can't stop scratching my dry, itchy face with a perpetual five o'clock chin shadow because i haven't had a period in months

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

AHHHHHH TRIED OUT FOR LOCAL COMMUNITY THEATER AHHHHHHHH

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i am trying to do a better job at being more rounded - i am going on walks and going out with co-workers and trying out for community theater - but stuff is also changing at work and tbh? tbh i hate it. it's not changing in a good way it's just CHANGING and I HATE IT

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Sunil Agnihotri @sunilagni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Amazing.

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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For only one day each year, it's legal to have sex on the beach that makes you old

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

AHHHHHHH the wife and I have been doing all the silent book clubs in the area as part of their summer passport program and we went to 22 aka ALL OF THEM and we got a FREE ticket to their SILENT RIVER READING CRUISE NEXT YEAR that's all we wanted!!!!!! F U N

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 06/08/2026

Once you realize all of the MCU films have actually been taking place in the One Night Only Cinematic Universe this whole time, it really makes you go back and think

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I thought this was fine and over since I reported fraud and got a new account and now my credit card is like "these are valid! please pay almost $100 for this asshole Jenny's night out!" SO NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT

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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 30/07/2026

the empty bowl

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

today i have: arranged a work happy hour with my two fave co-workers; invited one of those co-workers to a silent book club sunday; signed up to AUDITION for the COMMUNITY THEATER 🥰🥰

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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take

Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction:
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

it is not even 4pm on a monday and i have HAD IT with MEN this week ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/07/2026

When visiting Taco Bell becomes a righteous act of propaganda defiance, that is very convenient for me, a person who was already there anyway

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

the smoke is so bad they are telling us to mask and i have seen NUMEROUS CARS WITH THEIR WINDOWS DOWN????

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A GIFT FOR YOU, BLUESKY: this person is cold-reading Pride and Prejudice and liveblogging it. you WILL enjoy this bsky.app/profile/trun...

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

oh i absolutely wasted $3 on an AI crochet pattern yesterday....i feel so dumb

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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026

Jimin looking at caméra and saying "will you excuse me just for one second" and then pushing his face into the wall

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026

I had to stop and take a few minutes to doodle out a little dreamt visual of Mr Darcy.

A portrait drawing of Mr Darcy, a handsome man with a taciturn expression turned away from the viewer. He is also surrounded by hearts and such, a personal touch by the artist.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/07/2026

I went into a fugue state and cartooned my feelings at reading this passage. I have floppy dark hair and round glasses. My head is tilted back, my mouth wide open, steam billowing out of it looking like a smoke stack. Mr Darcy’s words hang prominently around me.

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

woke up this morning to discover someone had used my amc stubs account to buy tickets and food to see the minions movie in california so now I gotta deal with THIS bullshit

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I would kill or die for Larry

A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby

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LavenderDaaaze🌻 @lavenderdaaaze.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

made focaccia pizza tonight with 3 different cheeses.... it's so fucking good

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

"Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses." One star out of five.

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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Feeding the Daily red panda a very cronchy carrot

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

our new pwhl team signed the league transphobe :((

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

i might have to vote in person so i can get this sticker tbh

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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

NO WAR WITH IRAN!
The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West.
You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together
& we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you
& your government is much bigger than the difference
between you & me.
And the difference between me
& my government is much bigger
than the difference
between me & you.
And our governments are very much the same...
—Marjane Satrapi

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dynamite dance break lesbian sam @delightfulalot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

had to tell an adult working at the coffee shop this morning how to give me change (it was $13.85, i gave her $24)

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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

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