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L0R3L31

@delftblue.bsky.social
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I like big words and I cannot lie.

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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ahhh, that's better.
Screenshot of muted words and phrases, all related to the weird AI boosters.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The photographer Diane Arbus was the first wife of actor Allan Arbus (who played psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman on M*A*S*H.)
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cecil Wunderbar walks out to the mound.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🧵 Walking to the grocery store usually takes you about 20 minutes each way. Recently, you've discovered a great shortcut. A rail line cuts through your neighbourhood, and if you walk on the train tracks, you can get to or from the grocery store in only 10 minutes.
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Strong Language @stronglang.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Have you read Beowulf? No you haven't. And especially not like this. Well, you fucking should. Or anyway the fight between Beowulf and Grendel, which is short enough that you'd get through it. @sesquiotic.bsky.social brings it to you. stronglang.wordpress.com/2026/05/19/w...
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Wolf-boy versus Grinder (the Bow Valley Beowulf)
tl;dr: I’ve translated the intro to Beowulf and the fight scene between Beowulf and Grendel into modern rural Western Canadian English, complete with lots of rude language. Why? Beca…
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Looks fine to me.
The starship Enterprise against the blackness of space, with the caption "Two to the power of fifty thousand to one against and falling..."
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And on that note, I think I'll take five.
Dave Brubeck is playing the piano. Caption says "Sorry nerds - 5/4 is Dave Brubeck Day".
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Birds. They will never email you.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Kody Funderburk" is the most baseball name ever.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I was literally just talking to my therapist on Monday about how I’ve accidentally become nocturnal because night is the only time nobody is ever asking me for anything
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“Building a rich sense of identity is not something that benefits the current system,” Christoff Hadjiilieva said. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Inside voice: what can our thoughts reveal about the nature of consciousness?
The long read: Scientists and philosophers studying the mind have discovered how little we know about our inner experiences
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Age verification? When I was a kid, we didn't have to dial the area code unless we were calling a phone number outside ours.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1. Metalogic 2. Groups and Symmetries 3. Printmaking 4. Shakespeare 5. The Shape of Medieval Society
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
We have reached this part of the winter: m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDv...
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RMR: Seven Day Forecast
YouTube video by MercerReport
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Grumpbeak
A bird is singing on a crabapple tree in winter. In the second panel we see the bird is an evening grosbeak who says "What a gorgeous day!". The following panel he says "Why can't every day be like this" And in the final panel looks very upset.
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Always appeciate @spacing.bsky.social giving SPACE and STAGE to discussions like this. Fighting the good fight with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social @jnyyz.bsky.social My conversations on 'Equity + Mobility' in the city coming soon. h/t @uoftcities.bsky.social @thewaroncars.bsky.social #BikeTO
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/01/2026
The Invention of Anarchism - existentialcomics.com/comic/637
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The Invention of Anarachism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas cake construction is underway. Fruit assembly tonight, cake batter and baking tomorrow.
Overhead view of a large stainless steel pot, half-filled with a mixture of golden raisins, blanched split almonds, chopped mixed citrus peel, chopped candied pineapple, chopped red and green glace cherries, and a splash of brandy.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI JANET
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
So. Central Rain
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I had an Icarus joke, but it crashed and burned.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/04/2025
I like big butts and I cannot drive you should never ask me for a ride when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop oh fuck
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 07/05/2025
on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I thought we weren't suposed to talk about the pine cone eating...
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
A very large Exmoor Horn sheep.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Did you heare the one about the guy who was a bit long yn the toothe who got angrye at a Monet paintinge? Olde man yelleth at Claude
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 24/02/2025
Nooo
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The mold behind Brie cheese could face extinction. Can we save it?
The world's supply of Brie and Camembert relies on one type of white mold. And French scientists say it's in trouble.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Finally, some good news.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Thys nys no partye Thys nys no disco Thys nys no foolinge arounde Thys nys no alehouse Nor roadsyde taverne Ich have no tyme for that nowe
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
RETVRN (To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My time with Normal Eyes is long over. (Thanks, myopia!)
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The three songs I listened to the most during 2024: 1. Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill m.youtube.com/watch?v=82t4...
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The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Whew! Look how late it is. #HappyNewYear
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind and may this year not suck as much as the last five years combined
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Christmas sloth, Christmas sloth, hanging from the tree...
A sloth Christmas tree ornament, hanging from a Christmas tree branch.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
happy “let’s circle back” week to all who celebrate
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The British movie "Eat The Rich" only made $200,000 during its original U.S. run 36 years ago, but it might do a lot better if it were re-released now.
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Eat the Rich
YouTube video by GreatWesternFeatures
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Post a gif of your comfort show
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a man in a suit and tie is kissing another man
Alt: In a scene from the television series "All Creatures Great And Small", James and Helen sit together on a rooftop at Heston Grange.
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 20/11/2024
Did you know The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, The Feminine Mystique, and more all appeared on Sesame Street in the 90s? The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...
Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading Orlando by Virginia Wolfe.Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, holding The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood.Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading A Room Of Ones Own by Virginia Wolfe.Prairie Dawn, a tiny hot pink Muppet with blonde hair and a blue dress, reading The Bell Jar.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If starting your weekend with a stoat on a trampoline is wrong, then I don't want to be right. 📹: Robert Fuller
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Uma Karmarkar @umakarma.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is the one. This is the winner.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A Logitech mouse showing no interest in a piece of Babybel cheese.
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer
Texas Instruments "Little Professor" electronic toy
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L0R3L31 @delftblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I've moved here from the Site That Shall Not Be Named. If I followed you on that site, then I might follow you on this one. I don't have much to say, so I'll just lurk quietly most of the time.
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