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elliot degrassi @degrassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

get you a boyfriend who flies out to take care of you during a grief-heavy weekend and who then, over lunch, turns to you and says "oh right, you hate surprises, right? i'm buying you flowers later today"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.

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evan cook @evancook.audio · 27/09/2026

hey! i made stickers! maybe your friend would like it? shares appreciated

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center

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tanuki ningen @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"why are AAA games so frictionless nowadays, it's like they're being designed for children" wrong. they are being designed to appeal to the median 30-to-40something year old who still enjoys the idea of video games but has far less time to dedicate to to the hobby due to responsibilities

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026

Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i told the goat look buddy just wait until after we’ve driven you into the woods then the people doing it will forget what all the fuss was about. the goat pointed out that i myself was one of the people driving it into the woods. i said no that’s different from how the other villagers are doing it

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

so judge judy is a monarchy. interesting

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

christ this is despicable

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hows that saying go again? if you go to a place and meet one disgruntled lesbian, you met a disgruntled lesbian. if you meet nothing but disgruntled lesbians, you’re the one disgruntling them

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

steven tyler would have made an exquisite lesbian

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026

coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026

i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

first they came for george santos and we laughed. laughed so hard we cried in fact. might’ve pissed our pants a little. and we said thanks for coming for george santos. think we can all agree we needed that

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cori ☄️ 🌃 @gallakcyline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

hey, my neighbor is in need of some more help. he is starting cancer treatments nxt week & needs $270 to get him over the finish line. I have been helping him as much as I can but any support is appreciated — I’d be happy to make art for you if you contribute. 🧡 www.gofundme.com/f/z82x2c-hel...

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Elliot 🫪 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

When the comedy show calls for audience participation and I audience-participated

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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026

Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.

Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i was like ok i’m gonna spend the day trying to be more like dolly yknow. embody some of that warmth and kindness and see if it doesn’t make me less sad. not 10 minutes later a guy said something a little weird to me so i reflexively snapped SUCK MY DICK AND CHOKE ON IT idk how that bitch managed it

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i’m so fucking mad i got to this post 7 hours late man OBVIOUSLY everybody already made the joke. i hate you all. you ruined my life

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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elliot degrassi @degrassi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

deleted my entire family group chat off my phone to make more room for aerial videos today

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elliot degrassi @degrassi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

yayyyyyyyy booked my flights to see my girlfriend for christmas yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026

I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!

Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/08/2026

Tifa and Aerith (7) are homosexual (10)

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i don't love the image rehabilitation of this guy from 'total wingnut' to 'harmless oddball' but i do think it's worth pointing out that even the total wingnut keeps being way more sane and normal about zohran than various professional commentators

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

whenever i’m outside the city and people find out where i live they ask me ‘what’s it like with zohran as mayor’ in this wistful voice like they’ve been trapped underground and no longer know what the sun looks like

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 12/08/2026

New rule: no more comments or headlines about trans women in the WNBA until there actually is one

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elliot degrassi @degrassi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“borat what do you have there” “MAH KNIFE” “NO”

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

when a song has a key change it’s like ohhh shit alright now we’re playin baseball

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Military wives would rather go beast mode on my holes than go to therapy

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026

This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

being alive is like what if u were in hell but sometimes it was fun

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elliot degrassi @degrassi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

couldn’t remember the last name of my physical therapist for the sign in sheet so i just wrote dr. greg anyway turns out his name is gene

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I am begging wealthy people affected by various new taxes to continue posting about the specific ways they are affected by them. Get really detailed about it too. Trust me it’s going to win lots of people over to your side

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Jill Scharr | Abolish ICE @jillscharr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

People who don't care about the Paramount merger because "Actors are rich, they'll be fine"

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/07/2026

If I had to describe the heart and soul of Bluesky it would the following: a guy who didn’t actually read Emily Wilson’s review of Nolan’s Odyssey movie defending it against a guy who didn’t actually watch Nolan’s Odyssey movie

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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026

cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement.

The sword situation
The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement. I called my brother to check if there were any developments with respect to his sword and he said he could sort of make it out way up there if he squinted. I don’t know why everyone’s losing it over these swords he said. Then I called my congresswoman to ask yet again if there were any plans to tackle the sword situation as it were and the girl who answered said it was the official position of the office that the swords do not exist except in some rare foreign cases. I could tell she was reading from a script. Can you let her know that they most certainly do I said and she said that she would pass the message along and hung up. Outside some landscapers were at work trimming the neighbor’s hedges. Each of them with a gleaming blade perched inches from the back of their necks. Why didn’t they just grab it at this stage I thought. Why didn’t they just reach right up and grab it.

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