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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 09/10/2026
Ace Combat is letting me do panel lining and weathering on my multiplayer planes. This rocks
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 07/10/2026
Yes selected in green from AC5
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 07/10/2026
Sunlight on the hill when you're in the shadow is such good shit
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Virginia Beach must be destroyed
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FBS @fbsxix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's spooky season #motosky
my blue drz400sm supermoto with orange jack o lanterns zip tied to the hand guards, hard parked in the handicapped spaces in front of some street art
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 04/10/2026
Sure is, I just went generic for the alt text
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 04/10/2026
Enjoying fall (minus bike)
A dirt road curves to the left beside a stone wall and sunlight, orange treesA brown, grassy field with fall colored trees in the background. A lake and mountains (east coast definition) can be seen in the distance
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 04/10/2026
Enjoying fall #motosky
A blue dirt bike parked along a road. A pond is in the background, with trees in various fall colors in the distance A blue dirt bike parked in the woods near some tree's
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 02/10/2026
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 02/10/2026
Project Aces: you've done it again
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


QUICK!!
Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 29/09/2026
All of these were good because I was listening to them at age 11
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 29/09/2026
Summer is dead
A wet and rainy road, gray skies. The road is lined by trees in various stages of green, orange, and red
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 26/09/2026
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 25/09/2026
It's time
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 21/09/2026
Simpsons scene where Smithers is pointing at Malibu Stacy and says "but she's got a new hat!"
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 20/09/2026
Cardo has one for $110: cardosystems.com/products/spi...
cardosystems.com
Spirit
Cardo Spirit offers Bluetooth intercom for 2 riders, 32mm speakers, 10h battery and IP65 waterproofing. Ride connected for less.
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 20/09/2026
Have you looked at stuff aimed at motorcycles like Cardo or Sena? I have speakers mounted inside my motorcycle helmet, and can still hear with music and -26db earplugs
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 15/09/2026
7/8 scale balls
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 14/09/2026
I wish they'd shoot this website with a bazooka
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 11/09/2026
Still writing 2001 on all my checks
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 11/09/2026
I couldn't believe they found a guy who nailed the music too
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 08/09/2026
All the local details really put this over the top. I love it
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We did it lads. We won.
Hey Christopher,


A little while back you reached out in search of Red Bull Winter Edition Fuji Apple & Ginger...and we haven't forgotten. 


While we are always dreaming up new and exciting Red Bull Editions, we also bring back your faves, including the Editions fans love most. As of TODAY, the taste of Fuji apples and the warm spiciness of ginger is back in action as Red Bull Apple Edition, available now. 💛❤️


Once you spot it, crack one open and celebrate the return with a friend! Feel free to snap and share a pic of your sweet reunion! 📸
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 31/08/2026
The power of Aftermath
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶 Aw-wee-oo Killer Tofu 🎶
The Beets performing killer tofu
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 30/08/2026
The Kelce brothers sitting in a fake (probably) garage to announce they own Garage Beer
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 29/08/2026
Couch enjoyer
Close up of a white dog with brown spots. Laying with her head on her front paws on top of some pillows on a tan couch
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 25/08/2026
Which looksmaxxing fuckboy got turned down to start this "shrekking" thing?
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 25/08/2026
Mid 30s man shocked at unexplained aches and pains
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 23/08/2026
NAs that aren't beat or hacked to shit keep getting rarer
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 19/08/2026
365 days of Picross, let's go
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 15/08/2026
The fairing is the Liberator, but it looks like they have a lot of other custom stuff going on too: www.craigvetter.com/pages/Vetter...
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Vetter Elvis Liberator Motorcycle Fairing
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 15/08/2026
The stock signals were still working somehow
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 15/08/2026
I finally swapped out the turn signals on my DRZ. Both front and rear are cheap and easy to replace when I bash them on some rocks.
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4-...
youtube.com
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 14/08/2026
Doggust day 13: Perseids 4. ☆₊˚. Catch! #doggust2026
A blue beagle-esque hound with their arms and legs stretched out jumping over a patch of green grass. They're trying to catch a yellow tennis ball, among many arches of shooting stars above.
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 12/08/2026
Woke 69
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 11/08/2026
Da beef and da broth
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 11/08/2026
Dogs should not be allowed to do this while we have to work
White dog with brown spots sleeping on her back/side on a tan couch with blankets
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 10/08/2026
A couple shots from the Blood,Sweat, and Gears Moto show in Westbrook, Maine today #motosky
Two rows of motorcycles parked along a path in a tree lined parkTwo red, white, and blue vintage hondasA red Ducati 996 and green/white Kawasaki ZX-9R
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
beef with the wind
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 06/08/2026
Nice. It's on my shortlist for my next bike so I like hearing the feedback
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 06/08/2026
Looks cool. How do you like the Tracer?
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 06/08/2026
We need a Lunk Alarm for not washing your hands
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Can't do wheelies @deeters.awful.motorcycles · 05/08/2026
David wrote another great post on MotoGP. Maybe it will convince you to start watching, even if you've never ridden
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