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decroded juniper

@decroded.northsky.social
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey man whats up- (narrows eyes) you're age regressing by about two days right now, aren't you?
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Slapping a sticky note on your back but instead of "kick me" it says "I consent"
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JOI - I'm your extremely close friend and over the course of the next 23 minutes I'm about to help you feel reaaaaally good AND at the same time make our friendship 10x more complicated in a way that makes you have trouble falling asleep at night for weeks afterwards
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
being put in a chastity cage that all your friends have the key to but they won't give you one, call that the panlockticon
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psychologically sick with it @publicsexforest.golf · 31/08/2026
bitches will claim to be into maid roleplay and then not even know about pinesol. lock the fuck in
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unhinged eldritch abomination @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
two days left and i'm halfway there or so - tomorrow will be the start of a ~48h streamathon to hopefully get me over the hump!
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the idea that playing the game Grand Theft Auto makes you trans is absurd. playing Magic the Gathering makes you trans.
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Minya (I Am A Minor) @minyatan.yarnball.ing · 17/08/2026
be respectful to your balloon dogs... (model by @kattoredato.bsky.social)
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love northsky for this. This could be bsky if they weren't cowards about it
Screen clipping showing the 'repost' button changed to 'reskeet' in the Northsky app
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/08/2026
my wife is texting me pornography at work
a photo of sandwiches we're taking on a picnic tonight, beautifully toasted buns with fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, bacon, and a pesto mayonnaise
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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ceegi @ceegi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the sweetest dreams #angel #yuri #comic
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've written hundreds of thousands of words' worth of erotic roleplay over my life and it's just lost to time for the most part. There's beauty in the transient
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☆kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 19/11/2025
i think about "they thought i was a butthead but they aint see me at my beavis" a lot
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ねっつー @nyankamedon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
あこがれのあの子にアタック!
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Len @len.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think very broadly grand strategy games could take "build buildings" as a player verb and completely throw it out for the most part. It would feel weird for a bit but it would force designers to focus on more interesting ways of interacting with the world.
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
what if they invented a kind of life that you didn't have to take ownership of
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
just saw a tumblr post complaining that 'grungler' has become a slur for bi people and they appeared to be serious about it
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Panel 1: Shen is sitting at a table with a sketched out drawing of a tree on a grassy hill with a cloud behind it. He's surrounded with different colors of markers or crayons, and is sweating with a frustrated expression, holding a green one, and leaning his head on his fist. He says "What color should I make the TREE here? And the SKY?? Ugh, this is so hard."

Panel 2: Someone behind him puts a hand gently on his shoulder.

Panel 3: The person is revealed to be JoJo's Bizarre Adventure creator Hirohiko Araki, wearing a shirt and tie under a sweatshirt and smiling gently as light shines from behind and around his head like he's a saint. He says "Everything can be whatever color you want."

Panel 4: Shen is swiveling his head around to look at Araki and saying "You're SO right, Hirohiko Araki", but judging by the dark circles under his eyes, his jumbled pupils that look like messy spirals, and the fact that there is no hand on his shoulder, he might be hallucinating all of this.
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
the ac in this apartment is still broken, pray for me
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
watching a bunch of culture war slop by people who obsess over youtube like/dislike ratios for movie trailers they don't like. "how are they seeing the dislikes, since yt made them private?" you might wonder, as i did. after minimal investigation it turns out they use an addon that makes them up
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
people have been parented by household staff/slaves/servant since basically the invention of hierarchy, and the result is that you get an emotionally mutilated child unable to differentiate between power relations and human connection, but keenly aware of an aching absence they can't address.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026
It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think the dst bill is just good policy y'know? the EU already did it a few years ago
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
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Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
WASHINGTON—After he rubbed his eyes and blinked to confirm he wasn’t dreaming or seeing things, President Donald Trump stated Thursday that he had spotted Hunter Biden smoking crack on the wing of Air...
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
claims to be pro life,
Lindsay Graham is dead lmao (pic of headline)
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/07/2026
dysphoric & suicidal trans woman who tries to visit a witch in the forest known for only killing men to prove to herself she is male and die but the witch just laughs at her and forcewitchapprentices her
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
big sexy kk slider youtube asking “so… any requests?”

sexy villager replies “yeah… lose the (youtube shorts logo) shorts!
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/07/2026
my new discord account is unfortunate_damsel decroded_damsel is lost for the time being and may be forever. please block that account immediately and delete anything in DMs that you think is vulnerable I'm really sorry, y'all. this was entirely avoidable.
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/07/2026
hey yall my discord got hacked cause i'm a fucking idiot so ignore that account while I try to get it back
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
there's something so Roman Empire about "the Senator obviously died a couple weeks ago but nobody is allowed to say it"
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"buy a trans woman a pizza" day should be every day, i'm poor and i have tits to grow
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 05/07/2026
Republicans may be running out the clock on disclosing whether McConnell is even alive, purely so a filing deadline slides past and Thomas Massie can't grab the seat. A man's actual mortality reduced to a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power.
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Journalists float astonishing theory around silence surrounding Mitch McConnell’s health
With Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) health status still unclear after his latest medical incident, multiple journalists have offered a stunning theory for why his office and fellow Republicans have remained largely silent.McConnell was rushed to the hospital in mid-June for an undisclosed medical rea...
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
if you're reading this and you still believe in IQ scores then this is your chance to give up the ghost. receive benediction. it's all eugenics from its inception till now
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
been training the new guy at work, he's an extremely polite forty something. he's always talking about how much he appreciates my help. Last night he gave me some shoes in my size because he heard me talking about how I can't afford new ones. amazing
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
do y'all ever think about how 200 years ago new technology made food cheap and plentiful for the first time in human history and people didn't have to spend half their income on food anymore but due to the greed of the capitalist class people still starve to death
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
the golden age of NL vtuber collabs has started. Some of his fans hate it but I've been preparing for this my whole life
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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
there's more Mordecai and Rigby yaoi in my camera roll than I thought there was
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