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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

all's well! it got fixed eventually ✨

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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey man whats up- (narrows eyes) you're age regressing by about two days right now, aren't you?

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

Slapping a sticky note on your back but instead of "kick me" it says "I consent"

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JOI - I'm your extremely close friend and over the course of the next 23 minutes I'm about to help you feel reaaaaally good AND at the same time make our friendship 10x more complicated in a way that makes you have trouble falling asleep at night for weeks afterwards

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/08/2026

being put in a chastity cage that all your friends have the key to but they won't give you one, call that the panlockticon

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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 31/08/2026

bitches will claim to be into maid roleplay and then not even know about pinesol. lock the fuck in

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normal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

two days left and i'm halfway there or so - tomorrow will be the start of a ~48h streamathon to hopefully get me over the hump!

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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the idea that playing the game Grand Theft Auto makes you trans is absurd. playing Magic the Gathering makes you trans.

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Minya (I Am A Minor) @minyatan.yarnball.ing · 17/08/2026

be respectful to your balloon dogs... (model by @kattoredato.bsky.social)

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 17/08/2026

I love northsky for this. This could be bsky if they weren't cowards about it

Screen clipping showing the 'repost' button changed to 'reskeet' in the Northsky app

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/08/2026

my wife is texting me pornography at work

a photo of sandwiches we're taking on a picnic tonight, beautifully toasted buns with fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, bacon, and a pesto mayonnaise

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 17/08/2026

nothing quite ends friendships faster than a Narset, Enlightened Master edh deck

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

electrocute that little freak

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ceegi @ceegi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

the sweetest dreams #angel #yuri #comic

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

just did a back of the napkin calculation and unless I'm really wrong somehow it's probably 1.5-2.5 million words worth over the course of my life

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

it's kinda a shame though some of that stuff was peak literature

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

I've written hundreds of thousands of words' worth of erotic roleplay over my life and it's just lost to time for the most part. There's beauty in the transient

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☆kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 19/11/2025

i think about "they thought i was a butthead but they aint see me at my beavis" a lot

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ねっつー @nyankamedon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

あこがれのあの子にアタック！

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Len @len.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I think very broadly grand strategy games could take "build buildings" as a player verb and completely throw it out for the most part. It would feel weird for a bit but it would force designers to focus on more interesting ways of interacting with the world.

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

what if they invented a kind of life that you didn't have to take ownership of

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/07/2026

I fell for it again. time to take a walk

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/07/2026

for mockery purposes only 1.5k upvotes on r/Tumblr

'I find it very, very interesting that the only piece of slang that bi ppl have gotten in the last few years "grungler" has become more and more derogatory.'

...(cont.) 'Can we have one bit of slang without it evolving into a slur please? Thanks'

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/07/2026

just saw a tumblr post complaining that 'grungler' has become a slur for bi people and they appeared to be serious about it

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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.

Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 23/07/2026

the ac in this apartment is still broken, pray for me

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

watching a bunch of culture war slop by people who obsess over youtube like/dislike ratios for movie trailers they don't like. "how are they seeing the dislikes, since yt made them private?" you might wonder, as i did. after minimal investigation it turns out they use an addon that makes them up

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

people have been parented by household staff/slaves/servant since basically the invention of hierarchy, and the result is that you get an emotionally mutilated child unable to differentiate between power relations and human connection, but keenly aware of an aching absence they can't address.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026

It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think the dst bill is just good policy y'know? the EU already did it a few years ago

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/07/2026

dysphoric & suicidal trans woman who tries to visit a witch in the forest known for only killing men to prove to herself she is male and die but the witch just laughs at her and forcewitchapprentices her

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/07/2026

my new discord account is unfortunate_damsel decroded_damsel is lost for the time being and may be forever. please block that account immediately and delete anything in DMs that you think is vulnerable I'm really sorry, y'all. this was entirely avoidable.

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/07/2026

do you know if he's just after discord and microsoft accounts? did he get any spyware on your PC as far as you know? I don't think so for me but I'm not sure

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/07/2026

all's forgiven. at least I'm not going through this alone

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