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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 3h

I simply refuse to believe it. ily chiitan now and forever

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 17/08/2026

I love northsky for this. This could be bsky if they weren't cowards about it

Screen clipping showing the 'repost' button changed to 'reskeet' in the Northsky app

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 31/07/2026

for mockery purposes only 1.5k upvotes on r/Tumblr

'I find it very, very interesting that the only piece of slang that bi ppl have gotten in the last few years "grungler" has become more and more derogatory.'

...(cont.) 'Can we have one bit of slang without it evolving into a slur please? Thanks'

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 08/06/2026

When you casually mention your plans to frolick in the meadow and be goofy later today

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 26/01/2026

real Monte Cristo heads know that revenge fantasies are virtuous and based if they were written more than 100 years ago. The Cask of Amontillado is good for this exact reason

GoodReads user Allison complaining about the Count of Monte Cristo because the MC is 'a villain' (they have a weak soul)

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 10/11/2025

Weimar liberals in interwar Germany had more of a fucking backbone than this. I'm so disgusted I could spit

Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 26/10/2025

just for you here are some memes for the wormheads, tell me if they're incomprehensible otherwise

Taylor "Girlkisser" Hebert kisses Rachel "Butch puppygirl" Lindt (she is curing her prion disease) while Tattletale watches like a little freak

Taylor "I am a Good Person" Hebert about to run over Thomas "I Drug Children for Business Investments" Calvert with her Bug-mobile

It's the dude winning at monopoly with the squad meme but all the guys are the Undersiders and they're popping off

Taylor "Standing Up to your Bullies is Cringe" Hebert mocks Sophia's capesona and can't handle the heat when she claps back; she's crying in the last panel from being called cringe.

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 21/10/2025

do you think you could deepthroat this and not get high

the nefarious two handed gummy worm with 90,000mg of THC

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 17/10/2025

holy shhit they gave me three extra donut holes

spider donut (friend-shaped) plus three donut holes extra aside from the ones I already ate

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 15/10/2025

just finished GMing a pathfinder session and one of the players said it was the best ttrpg session they'd ever had

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 14/10/2025

bf is watching the league tourney and I'm spinning fiction trying to cope

bf: "THATS THE MASTERCARD PRICELESS MOMENT RIGHT THERE" you know what casters your right
me: me when she cums in the cage after locktober ends so the cage doesn't have to come off

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 07/10/2025

that's really interesting because I've been repeatedly and emphatically told by the entire journalistic establishment for the last decade that global warming is all the fault of the coal-guzzling global south and China. peculiar

Electricity demand is growing around the world but the growth in solar and wind was so strong it met 100% of the extra electricity demand, even helping drive a slight decline in coal and gas use.

However, Ember says the headlines mask a mixed global picture.

Developing countries, especially China, led the clean energy charge but richer nations including the US and EU relied more than before on planet-warming fossil fuels for electricity generation.

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 24/09/2025

they shouldn't have let me learn to write

"Well...thanks," Kylie relented, smiling. Olivia smiled back, but her thoughts were focused on keeping her eyes above waist level.

Kylie had forsaken any hip-covering options. While her friend's commitment to trans visibility was admirable, Olivia thought, it did make what she was packing all the more impossible to miss. God damn

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 11/09/2025

that's great gavin. have you considered this

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 08/09/2025

dare you to find your favorite (it will be done to you tomorrow)

An extremely detailed catalogue of the various manifestations of the enf fetish. ENF, or Embarrassed Nude Female, is the fetish where that happens. Did anime fuck with my sense of sexuality in development for me to have this fetish, or does God just hate me?

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 02/09/2025

I am a pathfinder 2e GM and I support this message

tumblr user jibunbosh "as a pathfinder 2e player my daily routine consists of beating up random d&d 5e players i see on the street for being wotc bootlickers and then i go home to my tgirl dom who plays exclusively avantgarde indie ttrpgs where you don't even roll dice and she calls me a good girl for sucking on her strap. and she says ill get an experience point (1) if im really really good"

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 26/08/2025

Episodes Eight and Nine The less said about these the better. I'll just leave some screenshots

Jay Sex House "As Chief Barley Horticulturist, this has been a hard time."

Frank Sex House "We have called this meeting to discuss eating the frogs."

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decroded juniper @decroded.northsky.social · 26/08/2025

Episode 7: All the characters are drugged senseless and don't fuck each other again Finally we get to the seminal line of the series, the diamond in the treasure hoard (spoiler in the alt text)