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comedy writer, living in Nashville, somehow a father. he/him

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/06/2025
how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
New Video: A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way. youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
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Fascists will waste your time.
YouTube video by Thought Slime
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Well, all my Severance theories just went up in smoke. I finally watched with subtitles on and they've been saying "outie" this whole time, not "Audi", so the car thing i had in mind is a dead frickin end. So...I guess it's something to do with belly buttons?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i keep seeing the right argue that the nazi salutes are "trolling." i think there's some truth to that, but know what exactly is being mocked. they aren't mocking the idea that they could be nazis, they're mocking the idea that they should care one way or the other.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/02/2025
we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s time. Cast Timothée Chalamet in a Marvel movie and put him on steroids. I want to see Huge Chalamet
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him
A picture of Harris Wittels
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Absolutely this. I’ve been reporting on ASMR for over a decade now. It’s a relaxation tool that is supposed to produce sensations associated with being calm and happy, even lulling people to sleep. The White House invoking it alongside immigrants being shackled w/o due process is social manipulation
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I know this is late for news cycle and whatever but it's only because I really am gonna run for president just so I can issue an order changing trump's name to Mexico
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
disaster girl this week, liam kyle sullivan next week, a short series on Twitter Brands, sixteenth minute listeners are eating for the next few months TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN lol
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Virtute the Cat saga, John K Samson/the Weakerthans Listen and lean into your Sunday Scaries
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Maybe the reason conservatives don't tell *their* outspoken celebrities to 'stick to [their main thing]' is because they know they suck at the main thing? Like, "yeah Kid Rock, music isnt for everybody, let's give this a shot instead...!"
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ok but what could you have done with the time it took you to make that backronym
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
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Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
nytimes.com
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I wish I could do an Orpheus/Eurydice thing with my dog I lost last May. It would be super easy if Hades let me have a piece of cheese I could dangle at my hip, my dog would absolutely be right there behind me
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"Some are born gay, some achieve gayness, and some have gayness thrust upon 'em" --William Shakesgay
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
if someone told me 'the funny thing can happen but it'll land on you and you alone' i'd do it. i love you all that much.
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4
Cody Johnston with a blank expression hosting Some More News, next to a photo of people protesting for trans rights. Episode title: "Trans People Are Real And Detransitioning Isn't That Common"
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 28/01/2025
They're just going to do the same thing they did with TikTok. www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/u...
cnbc.com
U.S. Navy bans use of DeepSeek due to 'security and ethical concerns'
The U.S. Navy issued a warning to its members to avoid using DeepSeek "in any capacity," due to "potential security and ethical concerns."
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Basically, the country’s been taken over by a bunch of internet trolls and podcasters who thought running the government would be as easy as complaining about it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 28/01/2025
I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We are going live in TWO HOURS!!!! If we made half the charity goal before the stream even started I might actually lose my mind. SO EXCITED www.youtube.com/live/iQ1FbkI...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
One downstream effect of Luigi's hard work is that you tend to see a lot more extremely based things.
youtube.com
“Monopoly Money” out now #moonwalkerband
YouTube video by Moon Walker
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Decades of confirmation hearings where women testify to abuse and sexual violence, only for the men in question to rise to higher positions of power, is a perfect encapsulation of why more victims don’t come forward.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I drive a subaru and people always think they're illuminating me when they tell me it's the lesbian car like that's not the reason i got it
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I look like if you subjected Mr. Beast to one of his own challenges and then he spent five years plotting revenge from inside a mud hut he built
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
That's Charles Entertainment Cheese, or as I like to call him..."El Diablo"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/01/2025
latest column is on the dipshit curtis yarvin
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Dubious History of America’s Most Famous Monarchist (Gift Article)
It’s not hard to understand how Curtis Yarvin won the admiration of powerful patrons.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
the lesson here is that the next honest pastor who gets a chance to have Trump in the audience shouldn't offer a mild plea for mercy, they should straightforwardly condemn him for the sin of Sodom, because they're getting the death threats either way.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Look lady I'm trying to write satire here
Take a decidedly nonracist acquaintance who was throwing a last-minute
Halloween costume together from materials he had handy: a new white sheet set. Eschewing the cliché toga, he decided to dress up as a ghost. Only the sheet wasn't quite long enough when it was draped over his head, so he reached for the pillowcase .. and belatedly discovered, from the stunned silence of his fellow partygoers, that he had inadvertently dressed up as a Klansman.
This is how I can believe that Musk made a similar cognitive error. If you watch the...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Is there a part of the earth I could go where the F-150 is only a rumor among the townsfolk
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Saying it's a "roman salute" is the same as when people went "the AR in AR-15 doesn't mean assault rifle, libtard", a distinction without difference. The problem isn't what it's called, but how it's used
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey guys, there was a typo but it was actually me that got tiktok back up :-) Sorry for the confusion, lmk if you have any questions
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
For no particular reason: youtu.be/mYrPNvVhKLU?...
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Part One: Curtis Yarvin: The Philosopher Behind J.D. Vance | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So I'm Decaf Irish Coffee on xiaohonngshu btw
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
You can now use this when talking to your friends about CEOs, too. E.g. "how about Bezos though? No Fed, folks, just asking"
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Decaf Irish Coffee 🍉 @decafirishcoffee.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
More places should do fortune cookies, or even just fortunes. I wouldn't have cancelled my planet fitness membership if I got a fortune after working out
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!
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