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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE’LL EXPLODE! Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Well that's helped to narrow the mystery category down to every possible answer imaginable. 😀👍

Today's Pinpoint puzzle from LinkedIn. 5 clues gradually lead you to guess what the category of things are. The first clue is "everything".

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Here are a few actual facts about welfare payments in the UK in response to fairly nasty, baseless headlines like the below, which are numerous and unfortunately widely believed by the UK population. 🧵

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ALLISON PEARSON
Britain must pop the welfare balloon or face ruin.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My Bluesky How it started vs. How it’s going

A young and pristine Peter Falk, as inspector Columbo

An older and disheveled Peter Falk, still as Columbo, who looks like he has been hoisted by his own petard, Looney Tunes style

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Does anyone know where I've put my laptop? Thnx.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Feeling inspired to write a sequel to King Midas' adventures where everything he touches turns to sweat.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Stepped in what I thought was a small puddle of water but it quickly became apparent it was portal to the depths of space. In case you wondered how my morning's going.

A cartoon drawing of a nonplussed person getting sucked, feet first, into a quicksand style portal on the floor. You can see a vast array of stars on a dark blue background through the portal. The person has their arms by their side and their head tilted slightly as they look directly at you and say "meh".

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

As the sun went away and then came back again, does that technically mean it's Thursday now, so when I get up in the morning it'll actually be Friday? 🤞😀

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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Scientists say you are allowed one (1) cheeky glance as long as you promise to get eclipse glasses next time

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bit embarrassing to be caught with fluff on you right when the whole world's watching.

The sun (unobscured) before the start of the partial eclipse. There are a couple of dark squiggles on it that looks like pieces of lint or fluff.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My mum called to warn me not to look directly at the sun today. Bit upset it's taken her over 17 thousand days to think to mention that.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Got bored and made a Lieutenant Ortegas insert for my poor naked phone. 🌵

A thin piece of card cut out in the shape of a mobile phone to go inside the back of a clear phone case. It shows Lieutenant Ortegas in the form of a cactus with burgundy Star Fleet uniform on, as per Sock's hallucination in the latest episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

When did Hellmann's start selling mayonnaise-filled balloons? (puts on glasses) Oh.

A picture from an ad for an M&S honeymoon melon. A medium white melon with a sticker featuring a dark blue background with white and yellow text on it.

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Fixed it

The iconic "Les Miserables" poster but I've, comically, replaced "Les" with "Fewer" pretending I've misunderstood the poster to say "Less Miserables" which would be grammatically incorrect

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If anything, The Lighthouse Family steered me towards rock.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The news has a Bond effect on me. I'm shaken, not stirred.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Haven't seen me, eh? Should have gone to, oh...

A screenshot of an email from Specsavers with the title "We haven't seen you yet, Deb."

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

About to watch the new He-Man film. There is only ONE THING I want from this film that they missed the first time. I'll let you know in 140 minutes if they fixed it.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

For reasons I won't go into (knobhead cat) I was acutely aware of someone rummaging around in my back passage (eh-hem) at 5:30am. I caught a woman in her nightie surreptitiously relocating garden waste, at which point my interest dramatically waned, but I was stuck discussing bamboo by this point.

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Peep Show Mark: I Regret This Conversation

Alt: Mark from Peep Show saying with a straight face: I very much regret starting this conversation.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Almost 30 years ago I went on a holiday to Mallorca with my friends from school. Every day on the beach I'd watch a sky banner getting dragged along that said FLIEG MIT ALFONSO. To this day I still think about Alfonso despite having never met him. Flieg well and prosper, my man. 🛩️

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Went outside to bird app the mystery tweeter in my area but was foiled by the world's slowest plane flying overhead & the neighbour loudly congratulating their kid for pooping. As if to rub salt in the wound it then identified a wood pigeon. I FLIPPING KNOW A WOOD PIGEON WHEN I HEAR ONE, BARBARA.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

One of my favourite things at work is when a someone gives you a colour-coded spreadsheet to work from and provides absolutely no explanation as to what any of the colours represent.

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Lucifer Morningstar: 'That Is Completely Meaningless'

Alt: Lucifer (from Lucifer) saying "That is completely meaningless." with a slightly irritated expression on his face.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every one of the Argentinians should be assigned his own referee

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GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Timothée Mallette

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Next door's tree has been ever so slowly falling down over the last few days. The creaking wood combined with the atmospheric sound effects from the local gull population and haunting metallic groans and horns from a nearby building site make it feel like I'm in a surreal land-based nautical horror.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I have had to put on a cardigan. FUCK YOU SUN. YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS NOW. Tears of joy stream down my face.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I knew I'd reached my maximum heat tolerance capacity when I happened to see a video of someone wearing a gilet and gloves and felt compelled to hurl a torrent of obscene abuse at my phone for showing such inappropriate images.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hi guys! There are apparently sales on Redbubble, 40% off EVERYTHING! If you'd be ever so kind, check my stuff out! ❤️ www.redbubble.com/people/Jeffw... (especially that I missed out on two pay days because I'm an old fart who has gallbladder issues now)😑

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Jeffw Shop | Redbubble

Jeffw is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

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Cowleyforniadreaming @holybollards.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

someone explain to me if flat earthers believe the other planets are also discs, and if so, are they stacked at an angle towards us so they appear to look round? And what about the moon? Or do they not believe that planets exists at all? Are they just holes in the sky tarp or something?

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Not sure what I'm doing but two separate (or are they??) algorithms have incorrectly assumed I can speak German. Sometimes it's nice not to understand the words though. Gives my brain a little holiday.

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Layla Moran MP 🔶🕊️ @laylamoran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Last night (3rd July) between 10.50-11.30 my electric cargo bike was stolen. Black Pakyak E+ with a baby carrier. First time I’d taken it to town 🥹 . I parked it on the Plain roundabout near the Cape of Good Hope pub. Secured it with a Diamond grade lock. If you saw anything please let me know.

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Richard Vranch @richardvranch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Be careful out there.

A yellow bottle of mustard and a very similar bottle of sun cream.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

According to the BBC I live in one of the top 10% most deprived areas of England. So that's exciting news. If we ever move I might ask the estate agent not to include that in the ad. Good links to the city, railway, shopping & entertainment. DON'T LOOK UP THE MORTALITY RATES. Has off-road parking.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

She was class in Futurama though.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The most wonderful thing happened this morning. I woke up feeling A BIT CHILLY. Feeling quite emotional now that I've been reunited with my big cardy.

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Bitmuchmate @bitmuchmate.itch.io · 24/06/2026

I SAID

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Exceptionally Needy Colleague was getting huffy that I wasn't responding to easily self-answerable queries yesterday. I explained I was working on an extremely complicated and time-sensitive issue. They responded with a sad face emoji and a request to fix another of their problems.

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Ian Middleton @ianmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Just so you know. You're welcome.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Begrudgingly having to use Copilot today for work to cram a week's worth of data collation into one day. The links it has provided me allegedly summarising my data have so far taken me to websites for Walmart, an aircon manufacturer, GitHub, and the Cambridge Dictionary entry for the word 'skip'. 😐

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Just had that infuriating experience of a guy assuming me making a joke out loud was his own internal thought process. No one reacted when I spoke, but this dude got a roar of approval and a handshake when he repeated it 10 seconds later.

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Random Tuesday Really

Alt: Woman with an exasperated WTF look on her face.

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Over the course of the last week I have bought and deployed SEVENTY-FIVE ladybirds to try to save my little tree from an aphid onslaught. As far as I can tell, every last one of them has buggered off somewhere else. I have found two freelance ladybirds roaming the leaves though, so there's hope.

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It's rage.

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James East @jameseast.online · 24/05/2026

I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Don't wish to brag, but I've just had a swimming pool installed in my garden. #winning

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026

Again, if you've liked the pictures I've a tip jar at ko-fi.com/HappyToast or you could sign up to patreon.com/HappyToast where all the pictures are plus the semi finalists who didn't make it, including Boy George.

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Get more from HappyToast on Patreon

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The winner in my household is France. 🇫🇷 The 4 non-humans have communicated in their own ways that they trust me to decide on their behalf. (Three left the house entirely and one went to sleep before the programme began.)

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026

#Eurovision United Kingdom

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muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Sometimes I worry that I'm too boring. Then I check my drafts folder and have it confirmed.

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