muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Phase 5: wait 6 months, whilst daily thinking to yourself that you should probably sort that out at some point, then add a layer of Polyfilla to the surface. 020
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE’LL EXPLODE! Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal] 0256
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well that's helped to narrow the mystery category down to every possible answer imaginable. 😀👍 010
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Here are a few actual facts about welfare payments in the UK in response to fairly nasty, baseless headlines like the below, which are numerous and unfortunately widely believed by the UK population. 🧵 1115894
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My Bluesky How it started vs. How it’s going 25614
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I agree. I regret my part in taming Barry but I just don't think he'd make it on his own in the wild now. He's lost his edge. (He's a Chrome boy now. Ba-dum-tch.) 010
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 16/08/2026HOLD UP! I'VE FOUND HIM! Silly little boy was hiding behind someone else's chunky laptop. But I'm sure the other laptop has been used recently... And I've mentioned a few times that I couldn't find mine, so that can only mean one thing. (glances at husband)static.klipy.comDick HeadAlt: (from the movie Dodgeball) Three guys looking at someone we can't see with unimpressed expressions on their faces. One guy says "That guy a dickhead." 020
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's not where I always put it, and after having checked the vast expanse of my house a few times now, can only assume he's run away from home. I'm really worried though because he forgot his charging cable. He might already be dead. 😞 110
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293091568
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Feeling inspired to write a sequel to King Midas' adventures where everything he touches turns to sweat. 020
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/08/2026That should have been my first clue that something was amiss. 100
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Stepped in what I thought was a small puddle of water but it quickly became apparent it was portal to the depths of space. In case you wondered how my morning's going. 160
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As the sun went away and then came back again, does that technically mean it's Thursday now, so when I get up in the morning it'll actually be Friday? 🤞😀 040
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Scientists say you are allowed one (1) cheeky glance as long as you promise to get eclipse glasses next time 213816
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bit embarrassing to be caught with fluff on you right when the whole world's watching. 020
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm hoping she'll call again tomorrow to tell me not to put forks in the sockets, but I don't want to ruin the surprise. 110
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My mum called to warn me not to look directly at the sun today. Bit upset it's taken her over 17 thousand days to think to mention that. 260
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Another layer, an outline and a couple of minor tweaks, and I'm much happier with the look now. She is varnished and ready to accompany me for as long as the flimsy card she resides on lasts. 050
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got bored and made a Lieutenant Ortegas insert for my poor naked phone. 🌵 1171
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When did Hellmann's start selling mayonnaise-filled balloons? (puts on glasses) Oh. 140
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If anything, The Lighthouse Family steered me towards rock. 1285
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The news has a Bond effect on me. I'm shaken, not stirred. 011
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 28/07/2026They sort of did it. Not quite as much as I would have liked, but at least it was acknowledged this time. (First post-credit scene.) The second post-credit scene addressed my second issue, so all in all, I am satisfied. 110
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Skeletor sounding like he's doing his best Stewie Griffin impression is exceptionally distracting. 030
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 28/07/2026About to watch the new He-Man film. There is only ONE THING I want from this film that they missed the first time. I'll let you know in 140 minutes if they fixed it. 230
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Let's just assume this guy's name is Water.static.klipy.comSlow Motion Water Balloon Burst on Man's HeadAlt: Slow Motion Water Balloon Burst on Man's Head 110
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 25/07/2026For reasons I won't go into (knobhead cat) I was acutely aware of someone rummaging around in my back passage (eh-hem) at 5:30am. I caught a woman in her nightie surreptitiously relocating garden waste, at which point my interest dramatically waned, but I was stuck discussing bamboo by this point.static.klipy.comPeep Show Mark: I Regret This ConversationAlt: Mark from Peep Show saying with a straight face: I very much regret starting this conversation. 150
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Almost 30 years ago I went on a holiday to Mallorca with my friends from school. Every day on the beach I'd watch a sky banner getting dragged along that said FLIEG MIT ALFONSO. To this day I still think about Alfonso despite having never met him. Flieg well and prosper, my man. 🛩️ 010
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Went outside to bird app the mystery tweeter in my area but was foiled by the world's slowest plane flying overhead & the neighbour loudly congratulating their kid for pooping. As if to rub salt in the wound it then identified a wood pigeon. I FLIPPING KNOW A WOOD PIGEON WHEN I HEAR ONE, BARBARA. 050
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026One of my favourite things at work is when a someone gives you a colour-coded spreadsheet to work from and provides absolutely no explanation as to what any of the colours represent.static.klipy.comLucifer Morningstar: 'That Is Completely Meaningless'Alt: Lucifer (from Lucifer) saying "That is completely meaningless." with a slightly irritated expression on his face. 130
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Every one of the Argentinians should be assigned his own referee 724437
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)GreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Timothée Mallette 441891379
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Next door's tree has been ever so slowly falling down over the last few days. The creaking wood combined with the atmospheric sound effects from the local gull population and haunting metallic groans and horns from a nearby building site make it feel like I'm in a surreal land-based nautical horror. 1111
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If it doesn't improve, I'll just take myself off to a field somewhere and let nature take its course. 100
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Apparently I'm a reptile now. If I don't have a direct heat source on me, hypothermia sets in pretty sharpish. 110
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It's only got up to 24⁰ here at the moment. Humidity is way down and is very cloudy & windy. Absolute heaven! 100
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Thames Water immediately charges me for not reporting the water leak whilst simultaneously pumping raw sewage into the local river for over 37 straight hours. #political 010
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I have had to put on a cardigan. FUCK YOU SUN. YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS NOW. Tears of joy stream down my face. 240
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I knew I'd reached my maximum heat tolerance capacity when I happened to see a video of someone wearing a gilet and gloves and felt compelled to hurl a torrent of obscene abuse at my phone for showing such inappropriate images. 110
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hi guys! There are apparently sales on Redbubble, 40% off EVERYTHING! If you'd be ever so kind, check my stuff out! ❤️ www.redbubble.com/people/Jeffw... (especially that I missed out on two pay days because I'm an old fart who has gallbladder issues now)😑redbubble.comJeffw Shop | RedbubbleJeffw is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases. 002
Reposted by muckypup (🇬🇧)Cowleyforniadreaming @holybollards.bsky.social · 06/07/2026someone explain to me if flat earthers believe the other planets are also discs, and if so, are they stacked at an angle towards us so they appear to look round? And what about the moon? Or do they not believe that planets exists at all? Are they just holes in the sky tarp or something? 031
muckypup (🇬🇧) @debrud.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I am inundated with French timeshare opportunity emails at work. Every now and then I like to reply "Dites-m'en plus." just to get their pulses racing. I'm confident my junk folder can handle the pressure. 010