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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👩‍⚖️🔨⚖️🔜
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Noelle
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ready to unveil the deepest 🕳️ darkest secrets 🤫 of what my pussy 🐱 has to offer? 🤲 Click the link to unveil now 😻💋👉
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Anyone telling you the UK needs to drill for more oil because fossil fuels are cheaper is lying "A solar panel that would have cost a family's entire annual income in the 1970s now costs less than a restaurant meal per panel." www.facebook.com/beyondscienc... meme via Beyond Science Facts
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Joe Griffin @thejoegriffin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I always find it funny when people say "this era will be judged harshly in history books". Like, if we've learned anything from recent world events, it's that nobody reads history books.
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Green is a mission @greenisamission.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Giants❤️ that take your breath away and you suddenly feel so small.🌳🌲 Such witnesses of time must be protected. 💚☘️🌿🌱🍀💚 Photo: A. Braiden
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 16/06/2026
Chapter 5 has a lot of dialogue that you’ve probably never seen before!
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
REST IN PEACE @3dgifartist.bsky.social
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP Scott
Dilbert says to Scott Adams "father please do me the mercy of destroying me." Dilbert grabs Scott Adams by the shoulders and insists "father, please" He hands Adams a pistold and says "I yearn for non-existence." He angrily goads Adams by shouting "DO IT! DO IT YOU PUSSY!" Adams shakes and cries as he points the gun at his creation.
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Javier Rodríguez @javierrodriguez.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a green toy with red boxing gloves is standing on a table .
ALT: a green toy with red boxing gloves is standing on a table .
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Richard Baker @bakerart.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Three examples of pastels featuring trees.
Pastel of copse of trees at Caxton with girl and her ponyAvenue of trees on Jesus Green, CambridgeWinter trees on Christ's Pieces, Cambridge, with the spire of All Saints' Church in the distance. Two ladies with a white dog chatting .
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
letterboxd is great
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inverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
sonic had a rough transition
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NerdMan @nerdmanvideo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#Spamtenna Their Good Ending
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Matías Bergara @matiasbergara.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Coda.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The one that's actually better and cool
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The better, cooler West Coast Avengers
GwenpoolQuintavius (uglyyyy with stubble)HawkeyeJeff and a miscellaneous flower
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Bonkers_Behavior @bonkers-behavior.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
As if I needed more excuses to draw Gwen, that sneak peak first draft of Gwenpool 2025 has been rattling around in my head. The idea of Gwen literally becoming the gutter intrigues me. I am glad she gets to stay on earth though, I think her godly glow up can be saved for a much further date
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Morning!
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Girl are you seriously doing this right now we're in the middle of something
Kate Bishop pointing back at a ridiculously armed Gwenpool, with a sort of "Can you believe this?" expression.
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Leslie @leslievdb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Calling this done 3D Piece based on the art of François Bourdin
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Spider-Man Episode 39: Sports World: One Great Meeting
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 16/07/2025
Yeah, this is bad. Payment processors and banks determining what can and cannot be sold is the reason why you need to buy gift cards from Japan if you want to buy from DLSite now, and why adult games sites are constantly dodging crackdowns. Banks are the razor-sharp tip of the censorship spear.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Trying to specify that I don't have bottom dysphoria on dating apps, so I call myself a "Penis User" like a D&D class
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"You should smile more!" Digital on Digital, Self Portrait 6/26/25 #art #painting
A person (me) sitting at a desk with a bunch of bright stuff that I didn't do a good job at rendering. My head is cartoony and simple when the rest of my body is more realistic. My face is neutral even though my mom asked me why I look sad and I'm trying not to let it get to me. A fully cartoon person is leaning over my shoulder and smiling, almost threateningly, at me. Some cartoony sparkles cover up parts I did a bad job at, that's part of the painting too.
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Cottage in the Woods @cottageinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
As someone who mostly reads horror, I'll never understand the vitriol towards "cozy" books. People say they are escapist, unserious, allowing readers to avoid big issues. And I'm like, girl, WHEN did your dark romance book fix society? Did I BLINK and miss your detective thriller solving crime?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2025
Appease your desperate need to belong. Become an Onion member today: membership.theonion....
Appease your desperate need to belong. Become an Onion member today:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Home Depot and Google pulled out of sponsoring Toronto Pride this year. Since all corporations are woke, I'm sure there is a woke reason for why they're doing this.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
EVERYONE WANTS ME CARNALLY
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2025
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica theonion.com/drug-sm...
“You can buy them the fanciest toys, and they’ll still just want to play with 67 grams of crack.”

Lila DeYoung, Lipstick Namer
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Matt! @ddiscowizardd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Oomfs am I awesome and goated. Be honest
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 27/05/2025
This is what we're dealing with, folks.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 22/05/2025
artists support each other when systems will not. there's little safety net. it is resilience. artists are not your competitors. artists are your peers, mentors, and the ones who will defend the ability to create sustainably. to those who struggle to continue drawing, you are an artist.
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Marc Olivier @dullboy237.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I have a hard time doing this, so it’s a good reminder
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Randall Stephens @randalljstephens.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2025
Ow theonion.com/ow/
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Who Invited The Dog Man?
Voices from offscreen speak over a drawing of a nude man with a dog-shaped head scooting across a patterned carpet, staring intently at his crotch.

"Who invited the dog man over?"

"I didn't want- I was in the break room at work and he walked up to me and said ' I can always sniff out a good time' and I panicked. He's my team manager- I couldn't not."

"I should have asked him to leave after he put a salad bowl on his head and insisted on eating dinner under the table to 'avoid snipers.'"

"He keeps asking questions like 'what's the oldest piece of ham you've ever seen?' and like- you think that's going to lead into a story or something at least, but it doesn't"

"he took me aside earlier and started showing me pictures of burnt car tires on his phone and he kept saying 'one day, son, all of this will be yours.'"

"What is he doing? Is he trying to rub his ass on my carpet?"

"He said his ass is 'haunted' and he needs to 'shake the ghosts out and back to hell.'"
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 20/05/2025
もうない。
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Cavan Scott @cavan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Aaaaaand that's the League of Comic Geeks AMA done! Phew! You can read my answers here - leagueofcomicgeeks.com/community/th...
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Community AMA: Cavan Scott on League of Comic Geeks
Discuss comics with the Writer of Gwenpool, Star Wars: The High Republic, Godfather of Hell, Doctor Who, Pacific Rim, and more!
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